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The Big Page of Quotes
The following is just what it says. It is kinda a daily quote. not a collection of quotes that I have said (although some of them may be attributed to myself) rather a small collection of my favorite quotes from movies, sports, songs and friends. There will probably also be some quotes from people that I really do not know. Those quotes will be attributed to that person's name, or it will be designated as "overheard at" whatever location. Hope you enjoy these quotes as much as I did. (please note that the most recent quote will be the first one listed. Past quotes will be found beneath the most recent one in chronological order. Also note that I probably will not be able to update it each day, but I will try my best.)
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All Quotes Compiled By Matt Fornabaio
"The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you're born
and never stops until you get up to speak in public."
Roscoe Drummond
"I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me."
John Lennon's "God"
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
John Lennon's "Beautiful Boy"
"A Noble Spirit Embiggens The Smallest Man."
Jebediah Springfield
"You gotta love life, 'cause dying is a pain in the ass."
Frank Sinatra
"These little town blues are melting away
I'm gonna make a brand new start of it
In old New York
If I can make it there, I'm gonna make it Anywhere!
It's up to you, New York, New York!"
Frank Sinatra's "New York, New York"
"Only when I'm dancing can I feel this free,
at night, I lock the door where no-one else can see.
I'm tired of dancing here all by myself,
tonight, I wanna dance with someone else."
Madonna's "Into the Groove"
"Just to hit the ball, and touch 'em all, a moment in the Sun,
it's-a-gone and you can tell that one good-bye."
John Fogerty's "Centerfield"
"She so reminds me of someone else I know, and I think its her."
Overheard at The Walsh Family Library
"You're born at point A, you die at point B. Kick maximum ass; Live!"
Ted Nugent
"We [Italians] have St. Joseph's Day. Its like having your birthday on Christmas."
John De Sio
"True love means waiting and hoping that soon, wishes we've made will come true."
Paul and Paula's "Hey Paul; Hey Paula"
"Doug Gilmour is a toothless bastard."
Chris "Goober" Salogub
"I know its hard for you my baby, because its hard for me my baby."
The Shirelles' "Dedicated to the one I love"
"Oh my God! They've killed Maefesto!!"
Kenny McCormick
"An A by any other name is not worth the amount of work originally put into the finished product."
Matt Fornabaio (Me)
"Fools rush in where wise men never go.
But wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?"
Rick Nelson's "Fools Rush In"
"I really don't need my lips replaced."
Dan Coyle
"A smile from your lips brings the summer sunshine,
a tear from your eye brings the rain."
Bobby Helms' "My Special Angel"
"This creature fills its mouth with venum,
And walks upon its duodenum.
He who attempts to tease the cobra
Is soon a sadder he and sobra."
Poem on a wall at the Bronx Zoo
"Birds sing out of tune, and rain clouds hide the moon. I'm okay, here I'll stay with my lonelyness."
Peter and Gordon's "A World Without Love"
"My dog came up to me and said 'I have to go to the bathroom.'; I told her 'no, you just went yesterday.'"
David Hyde Pierce on Conan O'Brian
"Some men see things as they are and ask 'why'; I dream things that never were and ask 'why not.'"
Robert F. Kennedy
"Where the men are men, and the dogs are scared. The Hartford Fudgepack."
Seen on a sign at the New Haven Veterans' Memorial Colisseum.
"Mr. Burns, I think we can trust the President of Cuba."
Homer Simpson
"Look out, Itchy! He's Irish!"
Millhouse Van Houten
"In my experience there is no such thing as luck."
Obi Wan Kenobi
"I used to think my life was so empty, I used to think life was passin' me by,
well I was just about ready to curl up and die."
Weird Al Yankovic's "Cable TV"
"If you think that this is just a game I play.
If you think that I don't mean every word I say, don't...
Elvis Presley's "Don't"
"Jesus saves, but Esposito scores on the rebound."
Seen on a Bumper Sticker
"I'm Jimmy Olsen, not a Titan, you see.
He's faster than a bullet, stronger than a train, he's the one that got lucky, got his cape around Miss Lois Lane.
I can't believe my dilemna is real. I'm competing with the Man of Steel."
The Spin Doctors' "Jimmy Olsen's Blues"
"We're having a party; dancing to the music, played by the DJ, on the radio."
Sam Cooke's "We're Having a Party"
"They had a hi-fi phono' and boy did they let it blast!
Seven-hundred little records, all Rock, Rhythm and Jazz.
But when the Sun went down, the rapid tempo of the music fell."
Chuck Berry's "You Never Can Tell"
"Ever since I was young, its been my dream to drive that there Zamboni machine,
get that ice just as slick as can be, and all the kids would look up to me."
The Zambonis' "I Wanna Drive the Zamboni"
"I'm pressing the horn a lot and going "WOO" to the ladies."
Ben Katz
"You can't spell dishonorable without honorable."
Homer Simpson
"Sleeping is the only reason to stay up all day."
Matt Fornabaio (Me)
"This is obviously an Echo of the Narcissus story"
Dr. Keller
"Don't fear me, love me."
The quotable John De Sio. (See photos.)
"This guy's name was Tonnies...you don't have to remember that name, today, No, probably not.
Memorize his name! I don't Care!"
Professor Warren
"We can't rewind, we've gone too far."
The Buggles' "Video Killed The Radio Star"
"An education is a wonderful thing, unless you can run and jump over houses."
Charles Barkley
"One of these days I'm gonna take my knife and cut the rope, cut the rope.
So we can go fishing in my little red boat."
Every Mother's Son's "Come On Down To My Boat"
"Nothin' to show but this brand new tattoo, But its a real beauty, a Mexican cutie,
how it got here I haven't a clue."
Jimmy Buffet's "Margaritaville"
"Haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?"
Brodie from "Mallrats"
"I'm gonna throw away my books and all of my studies, so I can drive around with all of my buddies."
The Bobby Fuller Four's "Saturday Night"
"Microsoft chairman Bil Gates testified before the Senate on Tueday, insisting that Microsoft is not a monopoly,
then he hopped into a giant shoe and drove to his red hotel on Baltic Avenue.
Colin Quinn on Saturday Night Live
"It's so hard for me and my father to understand each other.
I mean, his favorite female artist is Celine Dion."
Madonna
"Gypsy, oh tell me, what's inside your crystal ball?
Gypsy, oh tell me, will my tears fall?"
Lou Christie's "The Gypsy Cried"
"She only sleeps when its raining, and she screams, and her voice is strained"
Matchbox 20's "Three AM"
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue."
Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCrosky in "Airplane!"
"Here come ol' flat top he come groovin' up with me then go wavin' goodbye in a little ol' souped up Jimmy,
I put my foot in my tank and I began to roll, moanin' siren 'twas a state patrol,
so I let out my wings and I blew my horn, bye-bye New Jersey, I become airborne.
Chuck Berry's "You Can't Catch Me"
"Franklin.....Franklin....."
The slot machine in "The Twilight Zone", and Elmo.
"It took me years to write it. They were the best years of my life. It was a beautiful song, but it ran too long,
if you're gonna have a hit you gotta make it fit, so they cut it down to 3:05."
Billy Joel's "The Entertainer"
"You may say I"m a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
John Lennon's "Imagine"
"I don't even know what steet Canada's on."
Al Capone
"Be Frank with your boss. That way, when you screw up, he will fire Frank and not you."
Mad Magazine horoscope
"No woman's worth crawling on the Earth."
The Four Seasons' "Walk Like A Man"
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Darth Vader
"She's poetry in motion, when she turned her eyes to me.
As deep as any ocean, as sweet as any harmony."
Thomas Dolby's "She Blinded Me With Science"
"And every time I've held a rose, it seems I only felt the thorns"
Billy Joel's "And So It Goes"
"My father was a gambler down in Georgia. He wound up on the wrong end of a gun.
And I was born in the backseat of a Greyhound bus, rollin' down highway 41."
The Allman Brothers Band's "Ramblin Man"
"I will give you your two hundred dollars, and I will ask you to leave my table. Go bug Spinelli."
John De Sio
"Of man's first disobedience, and the fruit"
Milton's "Paradise Lost"
"We wrote it four years ago, and we'll write it again; If Picabo Street married Jeff Beukeboom, her name would be - let's say it together-
Picabo Beukeboom.
Phil Mushnick: Ny Post.
"Day's never finished, massah's got me workin'
someday massah sat me free."
Eric Cartman
"So darlin' dry your eyes, so many other guys would give the world I'm sure, to wear the shoes he wore."
The Flying Machine's "Smile a Little Smile For Me"
"Yes I was just thirteen you might say I was a musical, proverbial knee-high,
when I heard a couple new-soundin' tunes on the tube and it blasted me sky-high.
And the racord man said everyone is a yellow Sun Record from Nashville,
And up North here, ain't nobody buys 'em, and I said but I will."
The Lovin' Spoonful's "Nashville Cats"
"With every mistake, we must surely be learning."
The Beatles' "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
"It's like "gimme your lunch money- hey!... HEY!!"
Mike Fornabaio on the UN-Iraq arms shit.
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
Ferris Bueller
"Any time you see a cake and a baseball bat in the same video,
you know the cake is gonna get its ass kicked."
Butthead.
"They say that these are not the best of times, but they're the only times I've ever known."
Billy Joel's "Summer, Highland Falls"
"Charles, congrats on your Heisman. No one can take that away from you.
Unless you kill your wife and a waiter."
Norm MacDonald to Charles Woodson.
"Things that are trying to mess my mind will just have to wait till tomorrow"
The Cyrkle's "Turn Down Day"
"Its hard to be religious when certain people aren't incinerated by bolts of lightening."
Calvin
"What's this about a Milton Class?..and when does the "Milton Bradley" class start?
First lecture: "Chutes and Ladders."
Mike Fornabaio
"Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows it?"
Obi Wan Kenobi
"Any sport is good live. You could watch two guys throwing shit at each other, and on tv you'd hate it, but live you'd be into it."
John De Sio
"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio."
Hamlet
"And the three men I admire most, The Father, Son, and The Holy Ghost.
They caught the last train for the coast the day the music died."
Don McLean's "American Pie" (2/3/98)
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
OneufaKind on Prodigy chat.
"Put away the crack before the crack puts you away."
Smashmouth's "Walking On The Sun"
"People say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true.
I have the heart of a young boy-in a jar on my desk."
Stephen King 3/8/90 (from rec.humor.funny)
"Life without echo is no life at all."
Dan Ingram on 101.1 WCBS FM.
"Now they say that absence makes the heart grow fonder, and that tears are only rain to make love grow.
Well my love for you could never grow no stronger, If I live to be a hundred years old.
Ray Charles' "Crying Time"
"When a president gets sworn in, they should read him his Miranda rights."
Jon Stewart on Politically Incorrect on January 27, 1998.
"I was a young boy that had big plans, now I'm just another shitty old man. I don't have fun and I hate everything."
Green Day's "Grouch".
"Lets See That AGAIN!!!"
"Marv Albert" on MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch.
"You take a piece of whatever you touch. Too many pieces means you're touching too much."
Billy Joel's "Great Wall of China"
"Hockey is a game that lends itself to retalliation"
Ken Baumgartner
"I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be Fascist Anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
Ferris Bueller
"There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot."
Seen on a keychain.
"To this day I don't have any idea what [Aeolian cadences] are. They sound like exotic birds."
John Lennon, commenting on a London Times article describing the end of "Not a Second Time" as an Aeolian Cadence, a type of chord progression. (Quote from "Beatlesongs" by William Dowlding.)
"If you wanna find all the cops they're hanging out in the donut shop."
The Bangles' "Walk Like an Egyptian"
"The nice thing about Chemistry is that if someone upsets you, you can always consider blowing something up."
Krista Sarconi on Talkcity chat as "Kemist"