DARK MATCHES: 

Incubus pinned Sicko with the The Blackout in 0:06:13.

Kevin Nash pinned Cactus Jack with the Westsider Bomb in 0:06:27.

Wrath pinned Serpent Man with the Death Penalty in 0:04:16.

REGULAR SHOW: 

(The show opens with the usual Wednesday Fight Zone video package, then the screen explodes into the Summit in Houston Texas, where a sold out crowd is going nuts.  Rick and Liz make their way down to ringside, while the camera gets a shot of the ringside fans.)

LIZ: Welcome everyone to the Fight Zone.  I'm your host Elizabeth Amara, along with my tag team partner, Rick "The Stuff" Brown.

RICK: Great to be here Liz, and I hear we have a big announcement tonight.

LIZ: That's right, Commishioner Clayton is coming out now to make an important announcement.

(Clayton walks out from the back, wearing a serious looking neck brace, and carrying a mic.  The crowd is indifferent to him as he gets in the ring slowly, helped by a ref.)

CLAYTON: I've come out here tonight to make a couple of announcements.  First off, due to the attack by King James and his army of goons, I have been put in a neck brace.  Well, I may not be the biggest guy around here, but I do have some power as commishioner.  So, due to this attack, there will be a change in the main event tonight.  It was going to be King James and Adonis Mercury taking on Alex Star and "Cameraman" Corey Johnson.  This has now been changed to Alex Star and his new partner for tonight, a man who requested this from me himself, Mr. SPEED RACER!!!

(The crowd explodes at this new main event.)

CLAYTON: Next, we have our next PPV coming up, NEWF: Pandemonium.  The main event will be a Lethal Lottery Tournament, featuring the top 64 wrestlers in the league, paired together randomly.  The winner gets a World tag Team title shot.  That's all for now.

(Clayton walks back to the back.)

LIZ: Wow!  A big announcement there, as Speed Racer will be taking the place of "Cameraman" Corey Johnson in tonight's main event.

RICK: That should be a great match.  Both teams are pretty evenly matched, but that team of Star and Speed looks pretty good.  It's a tough call though.

LIZ: Also tonight, we have a slew of title matches, including the Sociopaths defending the U.S. Tag Team titles against the Disaster Brothers.

RICK: This is a dangerous time to be defending against these two guys.  They're riding on a high from Blake's World Title victory, and they might just be able to upset the Sociopaths.  But the Sociopaths are so tough, I don't know if anyone can beat them!

LIZ: They have been unbeatable.  Well, let's go to our first match of the night as Live takes on Orion.

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Weighing in at 250 pounds...

Live

His opponent...
Fighting out of San Diego, Cal....
Weighing in at 275 pounds...

Orion

                                  Live vs Orion

They lock up.
Orion hits a back suplex on Live.
Orion leaves the ring.
He returns with a frying pan.
Orion uses a DDT on Live.
Orion executes the Orion's Belt on Live.
Live is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Live tries to escape the hold.
Live is barely hanging in there.
Tim White asks Live if he's had enough.
Live shakes his head.
Live summons one last burst of energy.
Tim White tells Live to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Live nods.
Tim White asks Live if he's still there.
Live nods.
Tim White asks Live if he should stop the fight.
Live shakes his head.
Live is barely hanging in there.
Tim White asks Live if he should stop the fight.
Live shakes his head.
Live summons one last burst of energy.
Tim White asks Live if he's had enough.
Live shakes his head.
Tim White asks Live if he's still there.
Live nods.
Tim White asks Live if he's still there.
Live nods.
Tim White asks Live if he should stop the fight.
Live shakes his head.
Live isn't moving anymore.
Tim White tells Live to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Live nods.
Live breaks the hold after 58 seconds.
Live hits Orion with a Samoan Drop.
There are lots of chants for Live.
Live hits a German suplex on Orion.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
Live catches Orion in a kneelock submission.
Orion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Live runs into the ropes.
Orion hits Live with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Orion takes a swing at Live with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way.
Live snatches the frying pan from him.
Live takes a swing at Orion with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way.
Orion snatches the frying pan from him.
Orion hits him with the frying pan.
Orion is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Orion uses a headbutt on Live.
Orion goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Live blocks it.
Live goes for a DDT, but Orion blocks it.
Orion catches Live in a full nelson.
Live tries to escape the hold.
Live reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Orion goes for a DDT, but Live counters it with a low blow.
Live hits a Samoan Drop on Orion.
Live runs into the ropes.
Orion uses a legsweep on Live.
Orion goes for a sleeperhold, but Live blocks it.
Live hits an elbowsmash on Orion.
Live chops Orion.
The crowd is going crazy.
Orion chops Live.
Numerous fans are using Orion for target practice.
Orion chokes him with a frying pan.
Orion runs into the ropes.
Orion hits Live with a kick.
Orion whips Live into the turnbuckle.
Orion charges in with a flying bodypress, but Live moves out of the way.
Live goes for a back heel kick, but Orion counters it with a legsweep.
Orion takes Live down with neck-scissors.
Orion hits Live with a Northern Lights suplex.
Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Orion chokes him with a frying pan.
Orion takes Live down with a back suplex.
Orion goes for a bulldog headlock, but Live throws him off.
Live hits a belly-to-back suplex on Orion.
Live has the crowd going wild.
Live uses a double-axhandle chop on Orion.
Jay comes to ringside.
Live executes a German suplex on Orion.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
Live whips Orion into the ropes.
Orion executes a short lariat on Live.
Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Orion executes the Orion's Belt on Live.
Live reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Orion goes for an earringer, but Live blocks it.
Live nails Orion with a jumping DDT.
Live has the crowd going wild.
Live hits a diving elbow smash on Orion.
The crowd is going crazy.
Live goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Orion counters it with a side suplex.
Orion executes a flying headbutt on Live.
Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Orion hits him with the frying pan.
Orion executes a choke slam on Live.
Orion nails Live with a flying headbutt.
Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Orion whips Live into the turnbuckle, but Live reverses it.
Live charges into the corner.
Live nails Orion with a European uppercut.
Live goes for a European uppercut, but Orion blocks it.
Orion whips Live into the turnbuckle.
Orion charges in with a flying bodypress.
Orion nails Live with a choke slam.
Orion runs into the ropes.
Live hits Orion with a kick.
Live takes Orion down with a leg lariat.
The crowd is behind Live all the way.
Live gets a spinning toe hold on Orion.
Orion is struggling to reach the ropes.
Orion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Live goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Orion counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Orion takes Live down with a reverse neckbreaker.
Orion is being booed out of the building.
Orion goes for a choke slam, but Live counters it with a roundhouse kick.
The crowd is behind Live all the way.
Live whips Orion into the ropes.
Orion nails Live with a short lariat.
Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Orion whips Live into the ropes.
Live goes for a back heel kick, but Orion counters it with a legsweep.
Orion hits a DDT on Live.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Orion executes the Orion's Belt on Live.
Live is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Live is struggling to reach the ropes.
Live reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Orion goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Live counters it with a kneelift.
Live nails Orion with a jumping DDT.
The chants for Live are deafening.
Live hits a leg lariat on Orion.
Live puts Orion in an armlock hammerlock submission.
Orion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Live goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Orion counters it with
a facerake.
Orion punches Live.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Live hits Orion.
Live punches Orion.
Live punches Orion.
The crowd is giving Live a standing ovation.
Live places Orion on the turnbuckle.
Live executes a belly-to-belly superplex on Orion.
The crowd erupts.
Live runs into the ropes.
Jay hits Live in the back with a chair.
Tim White threatens Orion with disqualification.
Orion runs into the ropes.
Live nails Orion with a Samoan Drop.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Live.
Jay throws Orion the ring bell, but Live intercepts it.
Live tries to use it, but Orion blocks the blow and takes it away from him.
Orion hits Live with it and goes for the pin.
Tim White threatens Orion with disqualification.
Orion nails Live with a headbutt.
Orion uses a choke slam on Live.
Orion is being booed out of the building.
Orion whips Live into the ropes.
Live uses a back heel kick on Orion.
Live executes the Lakini's Juice on Orion.
Tim White counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Orion hits him with a frying pan.
Orion whips Live into the ropes.
Orion executes a choke slam on Live.
Orion throws Live out of the ring.
Orion goes through the ropes.
Orion reenters the ring.
Live follows him back in.
Orion puts Live in a sleeperhold.
Live is writhing in pain.
Live submits after 11 seconds.
Orion is being booed out of the building.

The winner is Orion. Time of match: 0:10:21

LIZ: Your winner is Orion, in a good match.

RICK: He's been on a losing streak lately, but he managed to kick out of Live's finisher in this one.  Then he followed up with a sleeperhold for the win.  Orion is really a throw back to the old days, because he uses a lot of submission moves in his style.

LIZ: You just don't see that much anymore.

RICK: Yeah, the fans don't care too much for that anymore.  They like guys who fly through the air or use bottles and stuff.  But the submission style of wrestling can be very effective.

LIZ: Very true.  Let's move on to our next match of the night as Syxx takes on Jay.

RICK: Haven't these two fought before?

LIZ: I think so....


This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Weighing in at 201 pounds...

Syxx

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Silent Bob...
Weighing in at 205 pounds...

Jay

                                  Syxx vs Jay

They lock up.
Jay goes for a savate kick, but Syxx ducks out of the way.
Syxx throws Jay out of the ring.
Syxx goes through the ropes.
Syxx throws Jay back into the ring.
Syxx goes for a flying dropkick, but Jay ducks out of the way.
Jay goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Syxx blocks it.
Syxx hits a jack-knife power bomb on Jay.
Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout.
Syxx hits Jay with an armdrag takedown.
Syxx executes the Buzzkiller on Jay.
Jay is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jay tries to fight the pain.
Jay is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jay tries to fight the pain.
Jay is almost gone.
Earl Hebner asks Jay if he should stop the fight.
Jay shakes his head.
Earl Hebner tells Jay to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Jay nods.
Earl Hebner asks Jay if he should stop the fight.
Jay shakes his head.
Earl Hebner asks Jay if he's still there.
Jay nods.
Jay isn't moving anymore.
Earl Hebner checks Jay's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Jay fights his way out of the hold after 1 minute.
Jay goes for a piledriver, but Syxx blocks it.
Syxx uses a kick to the thigh on Jay.
Syxx hits Jay with an enzuilariato.
Syxx takes Jay down with a backspin DDT.
Syxx goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Jay blocks it.
Jay goes for a back suplex, but Syxx blocks it.
Jay begs off.
Jay whips Syxx into the ropes, but Syxx reverses it.
Jay hits Syxx with a kick.
Jay looks at the crowd, smile and says "Snoochie Boochies".
Jay is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Jay goes for a slap, but Syxx reverses it.
Syxx takes Jay down with a double-axhandle chop.
Syxx hits a jack-knife power bomb on Jay.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Syxx goes for a flying kneedrop, but Silent Bob shoves him off the turnbuckle.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Syxx.
Jay is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jay complains about a slow count.
Jay spits in his face and laughs.
He goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Syxx goes for a Soviet suplex, but Jay blocks it.
Jay hits a savate kick on Syxx.
Jay kicks Syxx.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Syxx hits Jay.
Syxx chops Jay.
Syxx hits Jay with a snap suplex.
Syxx does a crotch chop.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Syxx nails Jay with a Soviet suplex.
Syxx whips Jay into the turnbuckle.
Syxx charges into the corner.
Syxx hits a brain buster on Jay.
The crowd is giving Syxx a standing ovation.
Syxx is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Syxx nails Jay with an armdrag takedown.
Syxx gives the sign for the Buzzkiller.
Syxx executes the Buzzkiller on Jay.
Jay is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jay is struggling to reach the ropes.
Jay is inching his way towards the ropes.
Jay tries to fight the pain.
Jay isn't moving anymore.
Earl Hebner asks Jay if he's had enough.
Jay shakes his head.
Earl Hebner tells Jay to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Jay nods.
Earl Hebner asks Jay if he's had enough.
Jay shakes his head.
Jay breaks the hold after 1 minute.
Jay whips Syxx into the ropes.
Syxx hits Jay with a backspin DDT.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Syxx.
Syxx locks Jay in a short arm scissors.
Jay reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Syxx takes Jay down with a flying kneedrop.
Syxx executes a bulldog headlock on Jay.
Syxx executes a spinning DDT on Jay.
The crowd is giving Syxx a standing ovation.
Syxx whips Jay into the ropes.
Syxx hits Jay with a kick.
Syxx does a crotch chop.
The crowd erupts.
Syxx hits a bulldog headlock on Jay.
The crowd is giving Syxx a standing ovation.
Syxx uses a kick to the thigh on Jay.
Jay goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Syxx blocks it.
Syxx hits Jay.
The crowd is behind Syxx all the way.
Syxx chops Jay.
Syxx punches Jay.
The chants for Syxx are deafening.
Jay begs off.
Syxx takes Jay down with a snap suplex.
Syxx takes Jay down with an armdrag takedown.
Syxx executes the Buzzkiller on Jay.
Jay breaks the hold after 16 seconds.
Syxx whips Jay into the ropes.
Jay hits Syxx with an elbow.
Jay gets an armlock leglock submission on Syxx.
Syxx is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Syxx reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Jay hits Syxx with a hiptoss.
Jay hits an enzuilariato on Syxx.
Jay goes for a lariat, but Syxx blocks it.
Syxx takes Jay down with a side suplex.
Syxx whips Jay into the ropes.
Syxx hits Jay with a clothesline.
Syxx goes for a Soviet suplex, but Jay blocks it.
Jay nails Syxx with a single-leg takedown.
Jay goes for a back suplex, but Syxx counters it with a bulldog.
Syxx hits Jay with a bulldog headlock.
Jay begs off.
Jay spits in his face and laughs.
Jay is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
He goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Jay goes for a hiptoss, but Syxx counters it with a lariat.
The crowd is behind Syxx all the way.
Syxx hits a slingshot splash on Jay.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Syxx hits Jay with a flying headbutt.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Syxx uses a bulldog headlock on Jay.
The crowd is going crazy.
Syxx goes for a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but Jay side-steps and Syxx
 only hits air.
A few fans are booing Jay.
Jay runs into the ropes.
Jay hits Syxx with a kick.
Jay goes for a forearm to the back, but Syxx side-steps and Jay only hits air.
Syxx takes Jay down with a double-axhandle chop.
Syxx takes Jay down with a bulldog headlock.
The crowd is going crazy.
Syxx goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Jay blocks it.
Jay runs into the ropes.
Syxx misses with a kick.
Jay hits Syxx with an elbow.
Jay puts Syxx in a double chickenwing submission.
Syxx reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Jay chops Syxx.
A few fans are booing Jay.
Jay punches Syxx.
Syxx hits Jay.
Syxx has the crowd going wild.
Syxx chops Jay.
Syxx kicks Jay.
There are lots of chants for Syxx.
Jay kicks Syxx.
A few fans are booing Jay.
Syxx hits Jay.
Jay hits Syxx.
A few fans are booing Jay.
Jay goes for a back suplex, but Syxx counters it with a bulldog.
The crowd is really behind Syxx.
Syxx executes the Buzzkiller on Jay.
Jay is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jay reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Deathwish comes to ringside.
Syxx uses a double underhook piledriver on Jay.
Syxx does a crotch chop.
There are lots of chants for Syxx.
Syxx throws Jay out of the ring.
Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Jay
 reenters the ring.
Syxx hits a double underhook piledriver on Jay.
There are lots of chants for Syxx.
Syxx hits a side suplex on Jay.
Syxx executes a flying kneedrop on Jay.
There are lots of chants for Syxx.
Syxx executes an armdrag takedown on Jay.
Syxx executes the Buzzkiller on Jay.
Jay is struggling to reach the ropes.
Jay tries to escape the hold.
Jay starts moving again.
Earl Hebner checks Jay's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Jay fights his way out of the hold after 1 minute.
Jay hits Syxx with a headlock takedown.
Jay nails Syxx with a headbutt.
Jay uses an enzuilariato on Syxx.
Jay whips Syxx into the ropes.
Jay hits a kick to the thigh on Syxx.
Jay hits Syxx with a single-leg takedown.
Jay uses a forearm to the back on Syxx.
Jay hits a ropeburn on Syxx.
Jay throws Syxx out of the ring.
Jay goes through the ropes.
Jay knocks Syxx into the ringsteps.
Earl Hebner counts:  1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Syxx executes a snap suplex on Jay.
Earl Hebner counts:  2.
Jay is busted wide open.
Earl Hebner counts:  3.
Syxx goes for the Buzzkiller, but Jay counters it with a diamond cutter.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Jay.
Earl Hebner counts:  4.
Jay takes Syxx down with a rolling kick.
Earl Hebner counts:  5.
Jay reenters the ring.
Syxx follows him back in.
Syxx takes the chair and uses it on him.
A few fans are cheering on Syxx.
He goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Syxx nails Jay with a brain buster.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Syxx.
Syxx uses a Soviet suplex on Jay.
Syxx uses a diving elbow smash on Jay.
Syxx takes Jay down with an elbowsmash.
Syxx throws Jay out of the ring.
Syxx goes through the ropes.
Syxx uses a diving elbow smash on Jay.
Syxx takes Jay down with a Soviet suplex.
Earl Hebner counts:  1.
Earl Hebner counts:  2.
Syxx whips Jay into the guardrail.
Syxx does a crotch chop.
You could hear a pin drop.
Silent Bob comes from behind and distracts Syxx.
Jay executes a jumping elbow thrust on Syxx.
Jay sets up a table.
Jay reenters the ring.
Syxx follows him back in.
Deathwish throws Syxx a road sign, but Jay intercepts it.
Jay hits Syxx with it and goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner threatens Jay with disqualification.
Jay executes a single-leg takedown on Syxx.
Jay executes a lariat on Syxx.
Jay executes the NagaNooch on Syxx.
Syxx summons one last burst of energy.
Earl Hebner asks Syxx if he should stop the fight.
Syxx shakes his head.
Earl Hebner checks Syxx's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Syxx fights his way out of the hold after 32 seconds.
Syxx takes Jay down with a backspin DDT.
There is no crowd reaction.
Syxx executes the Buzzkiller on Jay.
 The bell rings. The time limit has expired.

LIZ: And we have a time limit draw!  Great match!

RICK: Yeah, that was very entertaining.  Jay had the NagaNooch locked on Syxx, but Syxx managed to stay awake, and fight his way out of the hold.  He even slapped the Buzzkiller on Jay at the last second, but there was no time left.

LIZ: Yeah, they both gave everything they had.  

RICK: It's tough to get caught in the time limit like that, but it happens.  Some people really hate that, but a tie can get you back on track after a losing streak.

LIZ: Interesting.  Well let's move on to our next match of the night a D-Day takes on Total Darkness.

This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Ted DiBiase and Eric Bischoff...
At a total combined weight of 619 pounds...

D-Day

Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Sexy Susan...
At a total combined weight of 695 pounds...

Total Darkness

                          Wrath vs Blackheart Paul Vega

They lock up.
Wrath uses a fist to the midsection on Mountain Of Darkness.
Wrath whips Mountain Of Darkness into the ropes.
Wrath gives him neck-scissors, but Mountain Of Darkness doesn't even care.
Mountain Of Darkness nails Wrath with a flying lariat.
A fan at ringside badmouths Mountain Of Darkness.
Mountain Of Darkness hits a dropkick to the knee on Wrath.
Mountain Of Darkness takes Wrath down with a powerslam.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Mountain Of Darkness tags out to Blackheart Paul Vega.
Wrath goes for a kneebreaker, but Blackheart Paul Vega blocks it.
Blackheart Paul Vega throws Wrath out of the ring.
Earl Hebner counts: one, Wrath reenters the ring.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits a knee to the back on Wrath.
Mountain Of Darkness enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Kevin Nash enters the ring and throws Mountain Of Darkness out of the ring.
Kevin Nash leaves the ring.
Wrath executes a Frankensteiner on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Wrath tags out to Kevin Nash.
Kevin Nash and Wrath whip Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes.
They hit Blackheart Paul Vega with a double backdrop.
Wrath leaves the ring.
Kevin Nash whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the turnbuckle, but
Blackheart Paul Vega reverses it.
Blackheart Paul Vega charges into the corner.
Blackheart Paul Vega tags out to Mountain Of Darkness.
Mountain Of Darkness whips Kevin Nash into the ropes, but Kevin Nash
 reverses it.
Mountain Of Darkness executes a football tackle on Kevin Nash.
Mountain Of Darkness executes a fallaway slam on Kevin Nash.
Mountain Of Darkness executes a fallaway slam on Kevin Nash.
Mountain Of Darkness goes for a fistdrop, but Kevin Nash rolls out of the way.
Kevin Nash is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout.
Kevin Nash executes a chop on Mountain Of Darkness.
Kevin Nash goes for a roundhouse right, but Mountain Of Darkness reverses it.
In turn, Kevin Nash counters it with a punch.
Kevin Nash gives him a fist to the midsection, but Mountain Of Darkness
 doesn't even care.
Kevin Nash kicks Mountain Of Darkness.
There are lots of chants for Kevin Nash.
Kevin Nash hits Mountain Of Darkness.
Mountain Of Darkness hits Kevin Nash.
Kevin Nash punches Mountain Of Darkness.
The crowd is really behind Kevin Nash.
Mountain Of Darkness punches Kevin Nash.
Mountain Of Darkness is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Mountain Of Darkness goes for a headbutt, but Kevin Nash blocks it.
Kevin Nash whips Mountain Of Darkness into the ropes.
Kevin Nash misses with a clothesline.
Mountain Of Darkness and Kevin Nash get hit with a double clothesline.
Mountain Of Darkness uses a backbreaker on Kevin Nash.
A fan at ringside badmouths Mountain Of Darkness.
Mountain Of Darkness takes Kevin Nash down with a fallaway slam.
Mountain Of Darkness nails Kevin Nash with a gutwrench suplex.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Mountain Of Darkness jumps up and down shaking the ring.
A fan at ringside badmouths Mountain Of Darkness.
Blackheart Paul Vega enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits Kevin Nash with a savate kick.
Mountain Of Darkness goes for an octopus hold, but Kevin Nash counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Blackheart Paul Vega leaves the ring.
Kevin Nash throws Mountain Of Darkness out of the ring.
Kevin Nash goes through the ropes.
Kevin Nash takes Mountain Of Darkness down with a slap.
Kevin Nash reenters the ring.
Mountain Of Darkness follows him back in.
Kevin Nash tags out to Wrath.
Wrath and Kevin Nash whip Mountain Of Darkness into the ropes.
They hit Mountain Of Darkness with a double clothesline.
Kevin Nash leaves the ring.
Wrath goes for a facerake, but Mountain Of Darkness blocks it.
Mountain Of Darkness hits Wrath with a chop.
Mountain Of Darkness runs into the ropes.
Wrath hits Mountain Of Darkness with a kick.
Wrath gives him a facerake, but Mountain Of Darkness only stares at him.
Mountain Of Darkness goes for a flying lariat, but Wrath ducks out of the way.
Wrath gives him a Russian legsweep, but Mountain Of Darkness doesn't budge.
Wrath runs into the ropes.
Mountain Of Darkness hits Wrath with a shoulderblock.
Mountain Of Darkness tags out to Blackheart Paul Vega.
Kevin Nash enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Blackheart Paul Vega and Mountain Of Darkness whip Wrath into the ropes.
They hit Wrath with a double fist to the midsection.
Mountain Of Darkness leaves the ring.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a half Boston, but Wrath blocks it.
Wrath whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes.
Wrath misses with a clothesline.
Wrath misses with an elbow.
Blackheart Paul Vega misses with a clothesline.
Wrath hits Blackheart Paul Vega with a shoulderblock.
Wrath puts Blackheart Paul Vega in an armlock leglock submission.
Blackheart Paul Vega reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Wrath throws Blackheart Paul Vega out of the ring.
Wrath goes through the ropes.
Wrath goes for a forearm smash, but Blackheart Paul Vega blocks it.
Blackheart Paul Vega throws Wrath back into the ring.
Blackheart Paul Vega takes Wrath down with a kick to the midsection.
Blackheart Paul Vega uses a lariat on Wrath.
Blackheart Paul Vega whips Wrath into the ropes, but Wrath reverses it.
Blackheart Paul Vega misses with a shoulderblock.
Wrath misses with a clothesline.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits Wrath with a short lariat.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Blackheart Paul Vega complains about a slow count.
Wrath hits Blackheart Paul Vega with an inside cradle.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Wrath throws Blackheart Paul Vega out of the ring.
Wrath goes through the ropes.
Wrath whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the guardrail.
Wrath goes for a fisherman suplex, but Blackheart Paul Vega counters it with
a small package.
Earl Hebner counts:  1.
Blackheart Paul Vega uses neck-scissors on Wrath.
Sexy Susan comes from behind and distracts Wrath.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a kick to the midsection, but Wrath blocks it.
Earl Hebner counts:  2.
Earl Hebner counts:  3.
Wrath reenters the ring.
Blackheart Paul Vega follows him back in.
Wrath hits a fist to the midsection on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Wrath whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the turnbuckle.
Wrath charges into the corner, but Blackheart Paul Vega lifts his leg.
Blackheart Paul Vega executes a kick to the midsection on Wrath.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits a kick to the thigh on Wrath.
Blackheart Paul Vega tags out to Mountain Of Darkness.
Kevin Nash enters the ring and throws Blackheart Paul Vega out of the ring.
Kevin Nash leaves the ring.
Wrath goes for a bulldog headlock, but Mountain Of Darkness blocks it.
Mountain Of Darkness executes a chop on Wrath.
Mountain Of Darkness kicks Wrath.
Wrath chops Mountain Of Darkness.
There are lots of chants for Wrath.
Mountain Of Darkness kicks Wrath.
Mountain Of Darkness runs into the ropes.
Wrath hits Mountain Of Darkness with a kick.
Wrath tags out to Kevin Nash.
Kevin Nash and Wrath hit Mountain Of Darkness with a double forearm smash.
Kevin Nash and Wrath whip Mountain Of Darkness into the ropes.
Kevin Nash and Wrath hit Mountain Of Darkness with a double
fist to the midsection.
Kevin Nash and Wrath hit Mountain Of Darkness with a double forearm smash.
Kevin Nash and Wrath whip Mountain Of Darkness into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Mountain Of Darkness with a double fist to the midsection,
but he counters it with a double clothesline.
Wrath leaves the ring.
Mountain Of Darkness whips Kevin Nash into the ropes, but Kevin Nash
 reverses it.
Kevin Nash gives him a kick to the head, but Mountain Of Darkness doesn't budge.

Kevin Nash whips Mountain Of Darkness into the ropes.
Kevin Nash hits Mountain Of Darkness with a kick to the head.
Mountain Of Darkness bumps into Earl Hebner.
Kevin Nash is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Kevin Nash uses an elbowsmash on Mountain Of Darkness.
Mountain Of Darkness sits up.
Kevin Nash gives him a roundhouse right, but Mountain Of Darkness
 doesn't even care.
Kevin Nash throws Mountain Of Darkness out of the ring.
Kevin Nash goes through the ropes.
Kevin Nash whips Mountain Of Darkness into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mountain Of Darkness reenters the ring.
Kevin Nash follows him back in.
Mountain Of Darkness punches Kevin Nash.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Kevin Nash hits Mountain Of Darkness.
The crowd is cheering on Kevin Nash.
Mountain Of Darkness punches Kevin Nash.
Mountain Of Darkness punches Kevin Nash.
Mountain Of Darkness executes a lariat on Kevin Nash.
Earl Hebner is back on the job.
Mountain Of Darkness tags out to Blackheart Paul Vega.
Mountain Of Darkness goes for a kick to the head, but Kevin Nash
 ducks out of the way.
Mountain Of Darkness hits Blackheart Paul Vega.
The crowd is cheering on Kevin Nash.
Wrath tangles up Mountain Of Darkness.
Kevin Nash goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Blackheart Paul Vega
 counters it with a backdrop.
Mountain Of Darkness leaves the ring.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits Kevin Nash with a knee to the back.
Kevin Nash bumps into Earl Hebner.
Blackheart Paul Vega whips Kevin Nash into the ropes.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits Kevin Nash with a shoulderblock.
Eric Bischoff tries to interfere, but Sexy Susan prevents him from doing so.
Blackheart Paul Vega throws Kevin Nash out of the ring.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes through the ropes.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits Kevin Nash with a kick to the thigh.
Blackheart Paul Vega whips Kevin Nash into the guardrail.
Blackheart Paul Vega reenters the ring.
Kevin Nash follows him back in.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits Kevin Nash with a headlock takedown.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits Kevin Nash.
Blackheart Paul Vega is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Kevin Nash kicks Blackheart Paul Vega.
The crowd is cheering on Kevin Nash.
Blackheart Paul Vega whips Kevin Nash into the ropes.
Blackheart Paul Vega misses with a shoulderblock.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits a side suplex on Kevin Nash.
Earl Hebner is back on the job.
Mountain Of Darkness enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mountain Of Darkness leaves the ring.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for leg scissors, but Kevin Nash blocks it.
Kevin Nash tags out to Wrath.
Kevin Nash leaves the ring.
Wrath nails Blackheart Paul Vega with a double underhook piledriver.
The crowd is really behind Wrath.
Wrath goes for a bodyslam, but Blackheart Paul Vega blocks it.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a short lariat, but Wrath blocks it.
Wrath hits Blackheart Paul Vega.
The crowd is going crazy.
Wrath hits Blackheart Paul Vega.
The crowd is going crazy.
Wrath chops Blackheart Paul Vega.
Wrath whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes.
Wrath misses with a clothesline.
Blackheart Paul Vega uses a back heel kick on Wrath.
Blackheart Paul Vega runs into the ropes.
Wrath and Blackheart Paul Vega get hit with a double clothesline.
Wrath runs into the ropes.
Wrath hits Blackheart Paul Vega with a shoulderblock.
Wrath is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Wrath runs into the ropes.
Wrath hits Blackheart Paul Vega with an elbow.
Wrath whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes.
Wrath goes for an armdrag takedown, but Blackheart Paul Vega blocks it.
Blackheart Paul Vega whips Wrath into the ropes.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits a dropkick to the knee on Wrath.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits a slap on Wrath.
Blackheart Paul Vega tags out to Mountain Of Darkness.
Mountain Of Darkness takes Wrath down with a kick to the thigh.
Blackheart Paul Vega enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Blackheart Paul Vega leaves the ring.
Wrath goes for a front facelock, but Mountain Of Darkness blocks it.
Mountain Of Darkness takes Wrath down with a diving elbow smash.
The crowd is booing Mountain Of Darkness.
Mountain Of Darkness nails Wrath with a football tackle.
Mountain Of Darkness hits a chop on Wrath.
Mountain Of Darkness punches Wrath.
Wrath punches Mountain Of Darkness.
The crowd is going crazy.
Wrath kicks Mountain Of Darkness.
The crowd is going crazy.
Wrath whips Mountain Of Darkness into the ropes, but Mountain Of Darkness
 reverses it.
Wrath hits Mountain Of Darkness with a shoulderblock.
Mountain Of Darkness sits up.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Wrath whips Mountain Of Darkness into the turnbuckle.
Mountain Of Darkness comes back and rocks Wrath with a clothesline.
Mountain Of Darkness goes for a forearm smash, but Wrath blocks it.
Wrath goes for a Russian legsweep, but Mountain Of Darkness counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Mountain Of Darkness whips Wrath into the ropes.
Wrath hits Mountain Of Darkness with a clothesline.
Mountain Of Darkness falls out of the ring.
Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, four, Mountain Of Darkness
 reenters the ring.
Wrath puts Mountain Of Darkness in a front facelock.
Wrath lets go after 6 seconds.
Wrath goes for the Death Penalty, but he can't do it.
Mountain Of Darkness counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mountain Of Darkness throws Wrath out of the ring.
Mountain Of Darkness goes through the ropes.
Earl Hebner counts:  1.
Mountain Of Darkness nails Wrath with a kick to the thigh.
Mountain Of Darkness throws Wrath back into the ring.
Mountain Of Darkness goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Wrath
 blocks it.
Wrath hits a forearm smash on Mountain Of Darkness.
Wrath goes for a Russian legsweep, but Mountain Of Darkness counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Mountain Of Darkness whips Wrath into the turnbuckle, but Wrath reverses it.
Mountain Of Darkness comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Wrath puts Mountain Of Darkness in a front facelock.
Mountain Of Darkness is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mountain Of Darkness is inching his way towards the ropes.
Wrath lets go after 14 seconds.
Wrath goes for the Death Penalty, but Mountain Of Darkness counters it with
a punch.
Mountain Of Darkness hits Wrath with a backbreaker.
Blackheart Paul Vega enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Blackheart Paul Vega leaves the ring.
Mountain Of Darkness takes Wrath down with a diving shoulderblock.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Mountain Of Darkness goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Wrath
 counters it with a backdrop.
Kevin Nash enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Kevin Nash leaves the ring.
Wrath throws Mountain Of Darkness out of the ring.
Wrath goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Earl Hebner counts:  1.
Earl Hebner counts:  2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mountain Of Darkness uses a facebite on Wrath.
Earl Hebner counts:  3.
Mountain Of Darkness reenters the ring.
Wrath follows him back in.
Mountain Of Darkness goes for a European uppercut, but Wrath blocks it.
Wrath punches Mountain Of Darkness.
Mountain Of Darkness hits Wrath.
The crowd is booing Mountain Of Darkness.
Wrath kicks Mountain Of Darkness.
The chants for Wrath are deafening.
Mountain Of Darkness chops Wrath.
Mountain Of Darkness takes Wrath down with a lariat.
Mountain Of Darkness executes a facebite on Wrath.
Mountain Of Darkness tags out to Blackheart Paul Vega.
Mountain Of Darkness leaves the ring.
Blackheart Paul Vega nails Wrath with a jumping DDT.
Blackheart Paul Vega further incites the crowd.
Blackheart Paul Vega whips Wrath into the ropes.
Wrath misses with a shoulderblock.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits Wrath with a kick.
Blackheart Paul Vega is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mountain Of Darkness enters the ring.
Blackheart Paul Vega and Mountain Of Darkness hit Wrath with the Total Blackout.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for the pin.
Blackheart Paul Vega further incites the crowd.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
Numerous fans are using Blackheart Paul Vega for target practice.

The winners are Total Darkness. Time of match: 0:18:18

LIZ: Another long match and Total Darkness gets the win.

RICK: Vega looked very good out there.  He and MoD did a good job of beating up D-Day, but they just wouldn't go down easy.  In the end though, Vega and MoD nailed Wrath with the Total Blackout and got the win.

LIZ: Do you think this will have any affect on Vega later on tonight.

RICK: Well, I wouldn't have taken this match, just because he's got a T.V. Title defense against Alex Star later tonight, and a U.S. Tag Team Title shot as well.  What I want to know is why Star would even bother chasing after the T.V. Title?

LIZ: I'm not sure, but it might have something to do with Blake winning the World Title.  Right now we have to move on to our next match as Vengeance takes on Silent Bob.

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Hailing from Sutton, NE...
Weighing in at 280 pounds...

Vengeance

His opponent...
Weighing in at 225 pounds...

Silent Bob

                             Vengeance vs Silent Bob

They lock up.
Silent Bob goes for a fisherman suplex, but Vengeance blocks it.
Vengeance takes Silent Bob down with a diving elbow smash.
Vengeance seemingly enjoys the boos.
Blackheart Paul Vega and Mountain Of Darkness come to ringside.

LIZ: Hello, what's this?

RICK: This is kind of odd...

Vengeance whips Silent Bob into the ropes.
Silent Bob uses an enzuilariato on Vengeance.
Silent Bob locks Vengeance in a cobra clutch.
Vengeance is struggling to reach the ropes.
Vengeance reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Silent Bob goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Vengeance
 counters it with a facerake.
Vengeance whips Silent Bob into the ropes, but Silent Bob reverses it.
Vengeance hits Silent Bob with an elbow.
Vengeance hits a choke slam on Silent Bob.
Vengeance acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Vengeance gives the crowd high fives.
Vengeance acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Vengeance hits Silent Bob with a moonsault bodyblock.
Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Vengeance throws Silent Bob out of the ring.
Vengeance goes through the ropes.
Vengeance takes Silent Bob down with a bulldog headlock.
Tim White counts:  1.
Vengeance is handed a keyboard.
Vengeance hits him with the keyboard.
Vengeance is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Vengeance executes a kneelift on Silent Bob.
Vengeance throws Silent Bob back into the ring.
Vengeance hits Silent Bob with a brain buster.
Vengeance acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Vengeance goes for an octopus hold, but Silent Bob counters it with a hiptoss.
Silent Bob is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, kickout.
Vengeance takes Silent Bob down with a bulldog headlock.
Vengeance runs into the ropes.
Mountain Of Darkness trips Vengeance.
Tim White calls for the DQ.
Vengeance is starting to get more cheers than boos.

The winner is Vengeance. Time of match: 0:02:15

LIZ: Oh!  Mountain of Darkness attacks Vengeance, and he gets the DQ Win!

RICK: That is bizarre.  I don't know why MoD and Vega would come down to this match, because they don't really have anything to do with these two guys.  Even directly.  Maybe there's something going on behind the scenes.
LIZ: This could be, but we don't want to start any rumors.

RICK: No of course not.  Maybe the were bored and decided to come out and waste somebody.  Or maybe they were trying to lace his boots for him...

LIZ: Somehow I doubt that.

RICK: Heh, yeah me too.

LIZ: Let's move on to our next match of the night as the Conveyors of Pain take on Blood Runs Cold.

This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
At a total combined weight of 570 pounds...

Conveyors Of Pain

Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Kellie...
At a total combined weight of 537 pounds...

Blood Runs Cold

                              Max Wagner vs Storm

They lock up.
Genesis goes for an armdrag takedown, but Max Wagner counters it with
a backslide.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Max Wagner takes Genesis down with a chop.
Max Wagner puts Genesis in a full nelson.
Genesis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Max Wagner executes a double-axhandle chop on Genesis.
Max Wagner goes for a forearm smash, but Genesis blocks it.
Genesis tags out to Storm.
Storm and Genesis whip Max Wagner into the ropes.
They hit Max Wagner with a double fist to the midsection.
Storm and Genesis whip Max Wagner into the ropes.
They hit Max Wagner with a double kick to the midsection.
Genesis leaves the ring.
Storm hits Max Wagner with a kneelift.
Storm goes for a dropkick, but Max Wagner side-steps and Storm only hits air.
Max Wagner is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Max Wagner tags out to Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton goes for a kneelock submission, but Storm counters it with
a kick to the head.
The crowd is behind Storm all the way.
Storm goes for a headbutt, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton goes for an earringer, but Storm blocks it.
Storm runs into the ropes.
Storm hits Dan Sexton with a kick.
Storm takes Dan Sexton down with an eye gouge.
Storm hits Dan Sexton with a kick to the head.
Storm hits a hiptoss on Dan Sexton.
Storm goes for a Gorilla Press, but Dan Sexton counters it with a facerake.
Dan Sexton tags out to Max Wagner.
Max Wagner and Dan Sexton hit Storm with a double flying kneedrop.
Dan Sexton leaves the ring.
Max Wagner goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Storm blocks it.
Storm throws Max Wagner out of the ring.
Storm goes through the ropes.
Storm executes a headbutt on Max Wagner.
Storm knocks Max Wagner into the ringsteps.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Storm uses a spinebuster slam on Max Wagner.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Storm uses a gutwrench suplex on Max Wagner.
Genesis comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dan Sexton comes over and lays out Genesis.
There are lots of chants for Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton uses a dropkick on Storm.
Max Wagner goes for a full nelson, but Storm blocks it.
Genesis hits a jumping elbow thrust on Max Wagner.
Storm gets a sleeperhold on Max Wagner.
Storm hits a Gorilla Press on Max Wagner.
Storm sets up a table.
Storm howls and beats his chest.
Storm has the crowd going wild.
Storm sets up Max Wagner on the table.
Storm tries to drive Max Wagner through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it.
Max Wagner hits Storm with a Frankensteiner.
Max Wagner uses a kick to the thigh on Storm.
Max Wagner goes for an earringer, but Storm blocks it.
Danny Davis counts:  1.
Storm sets up Max Wagner on the table.
Storm executes a DDT through the table.
The table didn't break.
Storm whips Max Wagner into the guardrail.
Storm hits Max Wagner with a headbutt.
Kellie comes from behind and distracts Max Wagner.
Storm whips Max Wagner into the guardrail.
Storm throws Max Wagner back into the ring.
Storm hits a hiptoss on Max Wagner.
Storm tags out to Genesis.
Storm goes for a DDT, but Max Wagner counters it with a kneebar.
Storm breaks the hold after 10 seconds.
Genesis nails Max Wagner with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Storm takes Max Wagner down with a Hotshot.
The crowd is going crazy.
Genesis hits a flying bodypress on Max Wagner.
Danny Davis counts: One, shoulder up.
Storm leaves the ring.
Genesis executes a falling splash on Max Wagner.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Genesis hits Max Wagner with a fisherman suplex.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Genesis goes for a kneelift, but Max Wagner side-steps and Genesis
 only hits air.
Max Wagner tags out to Dan Sexton.
Storm enters the ring and lays out Max Wagner.
Genesis and Storm hit Dan Sexton with a double power bomb.
Storm leaves the ring.
Genesis runs into the ropes.
Dan Sexton hits Genesis with a shoulderblock.
Dan Sexton is going for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dan Sexton uses a front slam on Genesis.
Dan Sexton executes the Deadweight on Genesis.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Genesis nails Dan Sexton with a neck snap.
Genesis runs into the ropes.
Dan Sexton uses a hiptoss on Genesis.
Dan Sexton whips Genesis into the ropes.
Genesis executes a jumping elbow thrust on Dan Sexton.
Genesis whips Dan Sexton into the turnbuckle, but Dan Sexton reverses it.
Genesis comes back and rocks Dan Sexton with a clothesline.
Genesis chops Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton chops Genesis.
Genesis hits Dan Sexton.
Genesis kicks Dan Sexton.
Genesis runs into the ropes.
Dan Sexton misses with a kick.
Dan Sexton and Genesis get hit with a double clothesline.
Dan Sexton throws Genesis out of the ring.
Dan Sexton goes through the ropes.
Max Wagner comes over to make it two-on-one.
Max Wagner takes Genesis down with a flying lariat.
Dan Sexton hits a bridging back suplex on Genesis.
Danny Davis counts:  1.
Dan Sexton knocks Genesis into the ringsteps.
Dan Sexton whips Genesis into the guardrail.
Dan Sexton goes for a flying clothesline, but Genesis ducks out of the way.
Danny Davis counts:  2.
Genesis reenters the ring.
Dan Sexton follows him back in.
Genesis gets an armbar submission on Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton tries to escape the hold.
Dan Sexton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Genesis goes for a fisherman suplex, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton hits a Gorilla Press on Genesis.
Dan Sexton hits Genesis with an enzuilariato.
Dan Sexton takes Genesis down with a power bomb.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.
There are lots of chants for Dan Sexton.

The winners are Conveyors Of Pain. Time of match: 0:09:14

LIZ: And the CoP get the win with a powerbomb from Dan.

RICK: Well, they seem to be heating up, and I think they'll be gunning after a World Tag Team TItle shot in the near future.  If I remember correctly, the wanted a title shot by the next PPV, and that could very well happen.

LIZ: Yeah, and it would be great if they won those titles.

RICK: Geez, you really make me sick.  They're a tough team no doubt, but I don't know if anyone can beat the Hardcore Pretty Boys.  It's going to be near impossible, even for one of the best teams.

LIZ: I think they could do it.  we have to move on to our next match of the night as Double Delight takes on Thunderstorm.


This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for
one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Shirley Manson and Overkill...
At a total combined weight of 495 pounds...

Double Delight

Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Adonis Mercury, Queen Victoria and King James...
At a total combined weight of 675 pounds...

Thunderstorm

                      Romeo Grant Morris vs Thor Maelstrom

They lock up.
Thor Maelstrom throws Romeo Grant Morris out of the ring.
Thor Maelstrom goes through the ropes.
Tim Tempest comes over to make it two-on-one.
Val Venis comes over and lays out Tim Tempest.
Val Venis goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Thor Maelstrom counters it with
a facerake.
Shirley Manson comes from behind and distracts Thor Maelstrom.
Val Venis comes over to make it two-on-one.
Romeo Grant Morris and Val Venis hit Thor Maelstrom with a double DDT.
Romeo Grant Morris is handed a road sign.
Romeo Grant Morris hits him with the road sign.crowd is really behind Romeo Grant Morris.
Romeo Grant Morris whips Thor Maelstrom into the guardrail.
Romeo Grant Morris uses a reverse neckbreaker on Thor Maelstrom.
Romeo Grant Morris hits him with the road sign.
The crowd is really behind Romeo Grant Morris.
Romeo Grant Morris reenters the ring.
Thor Maelstrom follows him back in.
Romeo Grant Morris hits Thor Maelstrom with a springboard splash.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Tim Tempest enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Thor Maelstrom and Tim Tempest hit Romeo Grant Morris with a double chop.
Thor Maelstrom and Tim Tempest whip Romeo Grant Morris into the ropes.
They hit Romeo Grant Morris with a double backdrop.
Tim Tempest hits a dropkick on Romeo Grant Morris.
A fan at ringside badmouths Tim Tempest.
Thor Maelstrom nails Romeo Grant Morris with a waistlock suplex.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Tim Tempest leaves the ring.
Thor Maelstrom goes for a swinging punch, but Romeo Grant Morris
 counters it with an armbreaker.
The crowd is really behind Romeo Grant Morris.
Romeo Grant Morris goes for a kneelift, but Thor Maelstrom side-steps and
Romeo Grant Morris only hits air.
Thor Maelstrom goes for a legdrop, but Romeo Grant Morris rolls out of the way.
Romeo Grant Morris tags out to Val Venis.
Val Venis goes for a gutbuster, but Thor Maelstrom blocks it.
Thor Maelstrom goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Val Venis blocks it.
Val Venis hits Thor Maelstrom with a clothesline.
Val Venis goes for a powerslam, but Thor Maelstrom counters it with a lariat.
Tim Tempest enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Thor Maelstrom and Tim Tempest whip Val Venis into the ropes.
They hit Val Venis with a double clothesline.
Tim Tempest leaves the ring.
Thor Maelstrom hits Val Venis with a fist to the midsection.
Thor Maelstrom goes for a choke slam, but Val Venis counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Val Venis runs into the ropes.
Val Venis hits Thor Maelstrom with a kick.
Val Venis swivels his hips.
The crowd is cheering on Val Venis.
Thor Maelstrom sits up.
Numerous fans are using Thor Maelstrom for target practice.
Val Venis takes Thor Maelstrom down with a Hotshot.
The crowd is really behind Val Venis.
Val Venis gets a bow-and-arrow submission on Thor Maelstrom.
Thor Maelstrom is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Thor Maelstrom reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Val Venis nails Thor Maelstrom with a knee to the back.
Val Venis is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Val Venis whips Thor Maelstrom into the turnbuckle.
Thor Maelstrom comes back and rocks Val Venis with a clothesline.
Thor Maelstrom throws Val Venis out of the ring.
Thor Maelstrom goes through the ropes.
Thor Maelstrom whips Val Venis into the guardrail.
Thor Maelstrom takes Val Venis down with a forearm to the back.
Tim Tempest comes over to make it two-on-one.
Romeo Grant Morris comes over, but gets cut off.
Tim Tempest takes Val Venis down with the Cyclone Punch.
Thor Maelstrom executes a waistlock suplex on Val Venis.
Romeo Grant Morris gets back up and lays out Tim Tempest.
The crowd is really behind Romeo Grant Morris.
Val Venis executes the Money Shot on Thor Maelstrom on the concrete floor.
Romeo Grant Morris comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tim Tempest comes over and lays out Romeo Grant Morris.
Tim Tempest nails Val Venis with a dropkick.
Thor Maelstrom uses a waistlock suplex on Val Venis.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Thor Maelstrom hits a forearm to the back on Val Venis.
Thor Maelstrom roars at the crowd.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Tim Tempest comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tim Tempest hits Val Venis with a dropkick.
Thor Maelstrom executes a waistlock suplex on Val Venis.Venis into the ringpost.
Tim Tempest comes over to make it two-on-one.
Romeo Grant Morris comes over and lays out Tim Tempest.
Romeo Grant Morris uses a dropkick on Thor Maelstrom.
Val Venis goes for an inside cradle, but Thor Maelstrom blocks it.
Thor Maelstrom and Tim Tempest hit Val Venis with a double superplex.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tim Tempest comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tim Tempest nails Val Venis with the Cyclone Punch.
Thor Maelstrom nails Val Venis with a waistlock suplex.
Thor Maelstrom and Tim Tempest hit Val Venis with a double bulldog headlock.
Tim Tempest comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tim Tempest takes Val Venis down with a dropkick.
Thor Maelstrom executes a waistlock suplex on Val Venis.
Thor Maelstrom whips Val Venis into the guardrail.
Thor Maelstrom knocks Val Venis into the ringpost.
Tim Tempest comes over to make it two-on-one.
Romeo Grant Morris comes over, but gets cut off.
Tim Tempest hits Val Venis with a dropkick.
Thor Maelstrom hits a waistlock suplex on Val Venis.
Thor Maelstrom takes Val Venis down with a kick to the head.
Thor Maelstrom knocks Val Venis into the ringsteps.
Tim Tempest comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tim Tempest goes for a dropkick, but Val Venis side-steps and Tim Tempest
 only hits air.
Romeo Grant Morris comes over to make it two-on-one.
Val Venis and Romeo Grant Morris hit Thor Maelstrom with a double DDT.
Romeo Grant Morris comes over to make it two-on-one.
Romeo Grant Morris hits Thor Maelstrom with a kick to the head.
Val Venis nails Thor Maelstrom with a German suplex.
Val Venis whips Thor Maelstrom into the guardrail.
Romeo Grant Morris comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tim Tempest comes over and lays out Romeo Grant Morris.
Tim Tempest further incites the crowd.
Tim Tempest takes Val Venis down with a dropkick.
Thor Maelstrom uses a waistlock suplex on Val Venis.
Thor Maelstrom sets up a table.
Thor Maelstrom nails Val Venis with a choke slam.
Tim Tempest comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tim Tempest takes Val Venis down with a dropkick.
Thor Maelstrom takes Val Venis down with a waistlock suplex.
Thor Maelstrom uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Val Venis.
Thor Maelstrom hits Val Venis with a fist to the midsection.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Thor Maelstrom uses a bulldog headlock on Val Venis.
Thor Maelstrom uses a roundhouse right on Val Venis.
Tim Tempest comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tim Tempest hits Val Venis with a dropkick.
Thor Maelstrom takes Val Venis down with a waistlock suplex.
Thor Maelstrom is handed a keyboard.
Thor Maelstrom hits him with the keyboard.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Shirley Manson comes from behind and distracts Thor Maelstrom.
Val Venis is handed a frying pan.
Val Venis takes a swing at Thor Maelstrom with the frying pan, but he
 gets out of the way.
Thor Maelstrom snatches the frying pan from him.
Thor Maelstrom hits him with the frying pan.
Thor Maelstrom sets up Val Venis on the table.
Thor Maelstrom executes a legdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Thor Maelstrom chokes him with .
Thor Maelstrom reenters the ring.
Val Venis follows him back in.
Thor Maelstrom is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Shirley Manson puts Val Venis's foot on the rope.
Tim Tempest enters the ring.
Thor Maelstrom and Tim Tempest hit Val Venis with the Downburst.
Thor Maelstrom goes for the pin.
Numerous fans are using Thor Maelstrom for target practice.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
Val Venis complains about a fast count.
Earl Hebner lets the match continue.
Thor Maelstrom whips Val Venis into the ropes.
Thor Maelstrom executes an inverted atomic drop on Val Venis.
Thor Maelstrom throws Val Venis out of the ring.
Thor Maelstrom goes through the ropes.
Thor Maelstrom whips Val Venis into the guardrail.
Thor Maelstrom goes for a forearm to the back, but Val Venis side-steps and
Thor Maelstrom only hits air.
Romeo Grant Morris comes over to make it two-on-one.
Romeo Grant Morris executes a kick to the head on Thor Maelstrom.
Val Venis goes for a back suplex, but Thor Maelstrom blocks it.
Thor Maelstrom hits a gutwrench suplex on Val Venis.
Tim Tempest comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tim Tempest executes the Cyclone Punch on Val Venis.
Thor Maelstrom uses a waistlock suplex on Val Venis.
Tim Tempest hits a dropkick on Val Venis.
Thor Maelstrom goes for a waistlock suplex, but Val Venis counters it with
a go-behind.
Val Venis is handed a baseball bat.
Val Venis hits him with the baseball bat.
The chants for Val Venis are deafening.
Val Venis uses a kick to the midsection on Thor Maelstrom.
Val Venis knocks Thor Maelstrom into the ringsteps.
Romeo Grant Morris comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tim Tempest comes over and lays out Romeo Grant Morris.
Thor Maelstrom and Tim Tempest hit Val Venis with a double superplex.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Romeo Grant Morris comes over to make it two-on-one.
Val Venis and Romeo Grant Morris hit Thor Maelstrom with a double bodyslam.
Val Venis throws Thor Maelstrom back into the ring.
Romeo Grant Morris enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Romeo Grant Morris executes a dropkick on Thor Maelstrom.
Val Venis goes for a German suplex, but Thor Maelstrom counters it with
a facerake.
Romeo Grant Morris leaves the ring.
Thor Maelstrom hits a bodyslam on Val Venis.
Thor Maelstrom tags out to Tim Tempest.
Tim Tempest and Thor Maelstrom hit Val Venis with a double chop.
Romeo Grant Morris enters the ring and lays out Thor Maelstrom.
Val Venis and Romeo Grant Morris whip Tim Tempest into the ropes.
They hit Tim Tempest with a double fist to the midsection.
Romeo Grant Morris leaves the ring.
Val Venis hits a knee to the back on Tim Tempest.
Val Venis uses a guillotine drop onto the top rope on Tim Tempest.
The chants for Val Venis are deafening.
Val Venis whips Tim Tempest into the ropes.
Val Venis hits a slap on Tim Tempest.
Val Venis takes Tim Tempest down with a forearm to the back.
Val Venis kicks Tim Tempest.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Val Venis hits Tim Tempest.
The crowd is giving Val Venis a standing ovation.
Tim Tempest punches Val Venis.
Val Venis chops Tim Tempest.
The crowd erupts.
Val Venis hits Tim Tempest.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Val Venis.
Val Venis executes a DDT on Tim Tempest.
The crowd is giving Val Venis a standing ovation.
Val Venis swivels his hips.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Val Venis executes a forearm to the back on Tim Tempest.
Tim Tempest begs off.
Val Venis hits a Hotshot on Tim Tempest.
The crowd erupts.
Val Venis throws Tim Tempest out of the ring.
Val Venis goes through the ropes.
Romeo Grant Morris comes over to make it two-on-one.
Romeo Grant Morris hits a kick to the head on Tim Tempest.
Val Venis executes an inside cradle on Tim Tempest.
Val Venis and Romeo Grant Morris hit Tim Tempest with a double DDT.
Romeo Grant Morris takes Tim Tempest down with a kick to the head.
Val Venis goes for a back suplex, but Tim Tempest flips over.
Tim Tempest knocks Val Venis into the ringpost.
Thor Maelstrom comes over to make it two-on-one.
Thor Maelstrom takes Val Venis down with a lariat.
Tim Tempest hits Val Venis with a waistlock suplex.
Tim Tempest nails Val Venis with a single-leg takedown.
Thor Maelstrom comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tim Tempest and Thor Maelstrom hit Val Venis with a double vertical suplex.
Tim Tempest goes for the Lightning Bolt, but Val Venis counters it with
a side step.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Val Venis.
Val Venis hits Tim Tempest with a flying cross body press.
Val Venis executes a forearm smash on Tim Tempest.
Val Venis throws Tim Tempest back into the ring.
Val Venis goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Tim Tempest counters it with
a backward kick.
Thor Maelstrom enters the ring.
Thor Maelstrom and Tim Tempest hit Val Venis with the Downburst.
Tim Tempest goes for the pin.
Tim Tempest is being booed out of the building.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Romeo Grant Morris makes the save.
Tim Tempest hits a power bomb on Val Venis.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Romeo Grant Morris doesn't make it in time...
 three.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.

The winners are Thunderstorm. Time of match: 0:14:14

LIZ: Oh, and Thunderstorm with some great teamwork on Val, and they pick up another win.

RICK: These two guys are really good.  Val got tossed around pretty bad there at the end, and even though Romeo tried to save him, it wasn't going to happen.  Tough loss for Double Delight.

LIZ: Yeah, but Thunderstorm seems like a team to be reckoned with.

RICK: Yeah, they're two tough guys, but I'm curious to see how they'll do against the big dogs of the NEWF.  So far so good for them, but let's see how they'll do against some of the upper talent.

LIZ: That will be interesting.  Right now we move on to our next match of the night.  It's Bolo Yeung taking on Matt Cascade in a non-title Falls Count Anywhere match.

This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit
-match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Shirley Manson...
From Hong Kong...
Weighing in at 280 pounds...

The NEWF Hardcore Champion...
Bolo Yeung

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Adonis Mercury, Queen Victoria and King James...
From Seattle, Washington...
Weighing in at 254 pounds...

Matt Cascade

                           Bolo Yeung vs Matt Cascade

They lock up.
Matt Cascade begs off.
Bolo Yeung whips Matt Cascade into the ropes.
Bolo Yeung misses with a shoulderblock.
Bolo Yeung goes for a chop to the throat, but Matt Cascade blocks it.
Matt Cascade puts Bolo Yeung in a sleeperhold.
Bolo Yeung is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bolo Yeung reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Matt Cascade runs into the ropes.
Matt Cascade hits Bolo Yeung with a kick.
Bolo Yeung sits up.
The crowd is really behind Bolo Yeung.
Matt Cascade goes for a hiptoss, but Bolo Yeung counters it with a lariat.
Bolo Yeung uses a flying karate chop on Matt Cascade.
The crowd is going crazy.
Bolo Yeung executes a kick to the midsection on Matt Cascade.
Matt Cascade begs off.
Bolo Yeung runs into the ropes.
Bolo Yeung takes Matt Cascade down with a back heel kick.
Bolo Yeung goes for a kick to the midsection, but Matt Cascade blocks it.
Matt Cascade kicks Bolo Yeung.
Matt Cascade is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Bolo Yeung chops Matt Cascade.
Matt Cascade punches Bolo Yeung.
A fan at ringside badmouths Matt Cascade.
Matt Cascade uses a bulldog headlock on Bolo Yeung.
Matt Cascade goes for a bulldog headlock, but Bolo Yeung blocks it.
Bolo Yeung locks Matt Cascade in a bearhug.
Matt Cascade reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Bolo Yeung kicks Matt Cascade.
Matt Cascade chops Bolo Yeung.
Matt Cascade kicks Bolo Yeung.
Matt Cascade is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Matt Cascade kicks Bolo Yeung.
Matt Cascade is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Matt Cascade whips Bolo Yeung into the turnbuckle.
Matt Cascade goes for a snap mare, but Bolo Yeung blocks it.
Bolo Yeung goes for a side suplex, but Matt Cascade blocks it.
Matt Cascade hits Bolo Yeung.
Matt Cascade hits Bolo Yeung.
Matt Cascade punches Bolo Yeung.
Numerous fans are using Matt Cascade for target practice.
Matt Cascade whips Bolo Yeung into the ropes.
Bolo Yeung executes a back heel kick on Matt Cascade.
Bolo Yeung nails Matt Cascade with a fist to the midsection.
Bolo Yeung uses a chop to the throat on Matt Cascade.
Bolo Yeung goes for a clothesline, but Matt Cascade ducks out of the way.
Matt Cascade attempts to place Bolo Yeung on the turnbuckle, but Bolo Yeung
 blocks it.
Matt Cascade uses a double underhook suplex on Bolo Yeung.
Matt Cascade laughs maniacally.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Matt Cascade throws Bolo Yeung out of the ring.
Matt Cascade goes through the ropes.
Matt Cascade is handed the title belt.
Matt Cascade hits him with the title belt.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Matt Cascade whips Bolo Yeung into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Matt Cascade hits an elbowdrop on Bolo Yeung.
Matt Cascade knocks Bolo Yeung into the ringsteps.
Matt Cascade takes a swing at Bolo Yeung with the title belt, but he
 gets out of the way.
Bolo Yeung snatches the title belt from him.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the title belt.
The crowd erupts.
Bolo Yeung does the Bolo dance.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bolo Yeung.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bolo Yeung whips Matt Cascade into the guardrail.
Bolo Yeung nails Matt Cascade with a battering ram.
Bolo Yeung whips Matt Cascade into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bolo Yeung is handed the sickle.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the sickle.
Bolo Yeung is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Bolo Yeung whips Matt Cascade into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Matt Cascade grabs the sickle from him.
Matt Cascade hits him with the sickle.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Matt Cascade takes a swing at Bolo Yeung with the sickle, but he
 gets out of the way.
Bolo Yeung snatches the sickle from him.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the sickle.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bolo Yeung executes the Baba chop on Matt Cascade.
Bolo Yeung sets up a table.
Bolo Yeung hits Matt Cascade with a spinning leg lariat.
Bolo Yeung executes a kick to the midsection on Matt Cascade.
Shirley Manson comes from behind, but Matt Cascade nails Shirley Manson.
Bolo Yeung executes the Bolo Blaster on Matt Cascade on the concrete floor.
The crowd erupts.
The crowd is giving Bolo Yeung a standing ovation.
Bolo Yeung goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, King James distracts Earl Hebner.
Bolo Yeung is handed a frying pan.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the frying pan.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the frying pan.
Bolo Yeung goes for a chop to the throat, but Matt Cascade blocks it.
Matt Cascade sets up Bolo Yeung on the table.
Matt Cascade executes a power bomb through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Matt Cascade whips Bolo Yeung into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Matt Cascade uses spinning headscissors on Bolo Yeung.
Matt Cascade goes for the Torrential Downpour, but Bolo Yeung counters it with
a roll away.
Bolo Yeung whips Matt Cascade into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bolo Yeung throws Matt Cascade over the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Matt Cascade is handed a road sign.
Matt Cascade hits him with the road sign.
Matt Cascade is being booed out of the building.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Matt Cascade executes a power bomb on Bolo Yeung.
There is no referee to count.
Shirley Manson comes from behind, but Matt Cascade nails Shirley Manson.
Bolo Yeung is handed brass knuckles.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the knuckles.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Bolo Yeung uses a spinning leg lariat on Matt Cascade.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Bolo Yeung uses a dropkick on Matt Cascade.
Bolo Yeung executes a series of kicks on Matt Cascade.
The crowd is giving Bolo Yeung a standing ovation.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Bolo Yeung is handed a keyboard.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the keyboard.
Bolo Yeung flings Matt Cascade over a row of chairs.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Bolo Yeung nails Matt Cascade with a series of punches.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the keyboard.
Bolo Yeung goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Matt Cascade
 ducks out of the way.
Matt Cascade is handed the title belt.
Matt Cascade hits him with the title belt.
Matt Cascade is being booed out of the building.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Matt Cascade hits him with the title belt.
Matt Cascade is being booed out of the building.
Matt Cascade is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Matt Cascade gets back up.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bolo Yeung hits a series of kicks on Matt Cascade.
Bolo Yeung is handed a baseball bat.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the baseball bat.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bolo Yeung throws Matt Cascade over the guardrail.
Bolo Yeung hits him with a baseball bat.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Queen Victoria comes from behind, but Bolo Yeung nails Queen Victoria.
Matt Cascade whips Bolo Yeung into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bolo Yeung catches Matt Cascade in a bearhug.
There is no referee there to ask Matt Cascade.
Earl Hebner is back on the job.
Matt Cascade is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Matt Cascade tries to escape the hold.
Matt Cascade tries to fight the pain.
Bolo Yeung lets go after 23 seconds.
Bolo Yeung knocks Matt Cascade into the ringpost.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the baseball bat.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bolo Yeung.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Shirley Manson comes from behind, but Matt Cascade nails Shirley Manson.
Bolo Yeung is handed brass knuckles.
Bolo Yeung takes a swing at Matt Cascade with the knuckles, but he
 gets out of the way.
Matt Cascade snatches the knuckles from him.
Matt Cascade hits him with the knuckles.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
Matt Cascade knocks Bolo Yeung into the ringsteps.
Matt Cascade uses the Hurricane DDT on Bolo Yeung.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Matt Cascade throws Bolo Yeung over the guardrail.
Matt Cascade goes for a bodyslam, but Bolo Yeung blocks it.
Bolo Yeung whips Matt Cascade into the guardrail.
Bolo Yeung whips Matt Cascade into the guardrail.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Bolo Yeung executes the Bolo Blaster on Matt Cascade on the concrete floor.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bolo Yeung.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bolo Yeung.
Bolo Yeung goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Adonis Mercury distracts Earl Hebner.
Bolo Yeung is handed the sickle.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the sickle.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the sickle.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Bolo Yeung uses a kick to the midsection on Matt Cascade.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Bolo Yeung knocks Matt Cascade into the stairway.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Bolo Yeung hits Matt Cascade with a dropkick.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Queen Victoria comes from behind, but Bolo Yeung nails Queen Victoria.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Shirley Manson comes from behind and distracts Matt Cascade.
Bolo Yeung knocks Matt Cascade into the stairway.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bolo Yeung.
Bolo Yeung is handed the sickle.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the sickle.
Bolo Yeung knocks Matt Cascade into the stairway.
The crowd erupts.
Bolo Yeung takes Matt Cascade down with a fist to the midsection.
Bolo Yeung is handed the sickle.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the sickle.
The crowd is giving Bolo Yeung a standing ovation.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Bolo Yeung hits Matt Cascade with a dropkick.
Bolo Yeung does the Bolo dance.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bolo Yeung takes a swing at Matt Cascade with the sickle, but he
 gets out of the way.
Matt Cascade snatches the sickle from him.
Matt Cascade hits him with the sickle.
Matt Cascade is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Shirley Manson comes from behind and hits Matt Cascade with the electric guitar.
Matt Cascade is out cold.
Bolo Yeung goes for the Cyclone Kick, but Matt Cascade side-steps and Bolo Yeung
 only hits air.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Queen Victoria comes from behind and distracts Bolo Yeung.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Matt Cascade grabs a chair.
Matt Cascade sets up the chair.
Matt Cascade hits Bolo Yeung with a piledriver onto the chair.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Shirley Manson comes from behind, but Matt Cascade nails Shirley Manson.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Bolo Yeung uses an eye gouge on Matt Cascade.
Bolo Yeung hits Matt Cascade with a chop to the throat.
Bolo Yeung does the Bolo dance.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bolo Yeung is handed a road sign.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the road sign.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bolo Yeung.
Bolo Yeung hits him with a road sign.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Bolo Yeung knocks Matt Cascade into the arena wall.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the road sign.
Bolo Yeung hits him with a road sign.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Bolo Yeung hits the Baba chop on Matt Cascade.
Bolo Yeung sets up a table.
Bolo Yeung hits an eye gouge on Matt Cascade.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the road sign.
The crowd erupts.
Bolo Yeung uses a dropkick on Matt Cascade.
Bolo Yeung takes Matt Cascade down with a Samoan Drop.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bolo Yeung.
Bolo Yeung goes for the Bolo Blaster, but Matt Cascade counters it with
a vertical suplex.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Matt Cascade executes a snap mare on Bolo Yeung.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Matt Cascade nails Bolo Yeung with a vertical suplex.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Matt Cascade goes for a snap mare, but Bolo Yeung blocks it.
Bolo Yeung hits him with a road sign.
Bolo Yeung executes a spinning leg lariat on Matt Cascade.
Bolo Yeung goes for an eye gouge, but Matt Cascade blocks it.
Matt Cascade is handed brass knuckles.
Matt Cascade hits him with the knuckles.
Matt Cascade hits him with the knuckles.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Matt Cascade is handed the ring bell.
Matt Cascade hits him with the ring bell.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
Matt Cascade chokes him with the ring bell.
King James comes from behind, but Bolo Yeung nails King James.
Matt Cascade hits Bolo Yeung with flying headscissors.
King James comes from behind, but Bolo Yeung nails King James.
Matt Cascade hits Bolo Yeung with spinning headscissors.
Matt Cascade hits him with the ring bell.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Matt Cascade is handed a baseball bat.
Matt Cascade hits him with the baseball bat.
Matt Cascade hits him with a baseball bat.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Matt Cascade hits an elbowdrop on Bolo Yeung.
Matt Cascade laughs maniacally.
Matt Cascade is being booed out of the building.
They're brawling on the second floor.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Matt Cascade takes a swing at Bolo Yeung with the baseball bat, but he
 gets out of the way.
Bolo Yeung snatches the baseball bat from him.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the baseball bat.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Bolo Yeung uses a choke slam on Matt Cascade.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Bolo Yeung goes for a front slam, but Matt Cascade
 turns in mid-air and lands on him.
There is no referee to count.
Shirley Manson comes from behind and hits Matt Cascade with the electric guitar.

The crowd erupts.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Matt Cascade hits him with a baseball bat.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Matt Cascade goes for a sleeperhold, but Bolo Yeung counters it with
a jawbreaker.
The crowd is giving Bolo Yeung a standing ovation.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Matt Cascade flings Bolo Yeung over a row of chairs.
Matt Cascade hits him with a baseball bat.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Bolo Yeung goes for a front slam, but Matt Cascade counters it with
a roundhouse right.
Bolo Yeung re-reverses it.
Bolo Yeung is handed the sickle.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the sickle.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bolo Yeung.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Bolo Yeung executes a spinning leg lariat on Matt Cascade.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the sickle.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
They're brawling on the second floor.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Bolo Yeung goes for a series of knees, but Matt Cascade blocks it.
Matt Cascade is handed the ring bell.
Matt Cascade takes a swing at Bolo Yeung with the ring bell, but he
 gets out of the way.
Bolo Yeung snatches the ring bell from him.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the ring bell.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Bolo Yeung goes for the Bolo Blaster, but Matt Cascade counters it with
a vertical suplex.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
Matt Cascade hits him with the ring bell.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Matt Cascade hits him with the ring bell.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
Matt Cascade hits him with the ring bell.
King James comes from behind, but Bolo Yeung nails King James.
Matt Cascade chokes him with the ring bell.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Bolo Yeung goes for a chop to the throat, but Matt Cascade blocks it.
Matt Cascade catches Bolo Yeung totally by surprise.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Matt Cascade goes for the Torrential Downpour, but Bolo Yeung counters it with
a roll away.
Bolo Yeung is handed brass knuckles.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the knuckles.
The crowd erupts.
Bolo Yeung goes for a side suplex, but Matt Cascade counters it with
spinning headscissors.
Queen Victoria comes from behind and distracts Bolo Yeung.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Bolo Yeung is handed a frying pan.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the frying pan.
The crowd erupts.
Bolo Yeung gets a choke sleeper on Matt Cascade.
There is no referee there to ask Matt Cascade.
Matt Cascade is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Earl Hebner is back on the job.
Matt Cascade tries to fight the pain.
Matt Cascade submits after 15 seconds.
The crowd is giving Bolo Yeung a standing ovation.

The winner is Bolo Yeung. Time of match: 0:27:20

LIZ: Wow, and Bolo gets the win with a choke sleeper.

RICK: That was a great match, but Cascade was no match for Bolo.  After he got clocked with that frying pan, it was pretty much over with anyways.  Give credit to Cascade though, because he gave one hell of a fight.

LIZ: THis might be tough later on tonight when Bolo defends the Hardcore TItle against Cyrus.

RICK: Yeah, and Cyrus is a big guy too, so it'll be even more tough.  These Hardcore Champs don't see to care at all about that stuff though.  THey'll fight four matches in a row before their defense, and not even break a sweat.

LIZ: Heh, that seems to be true.  WEll let's move on to our next match of the night as The Growler takes on one of my favorites, Max Wagner.

RICK: Yeah yeah... whatever.


This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Bullrope match scheduled for
one fall.

Introducing first...
Fighting out of Pershing, Wyoming...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...

Max Wagner

His opponent...
Weighing in at 376 pounds...

The Growler

                            Max Wagner vs The Growler

They lock up.
Max Wagner goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but The Growler blocks it.
The Growler uses a backbreaker on Max Wagner.
The Growler attempts to place Max Wagner on the turnbuckle, but Max Wagner
 blocks it.
The Growler takes Max Wagner down with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
The crowd is cheering on The Growler.
The Growler hits Max Wagner with a flying bulldog.
The Growler is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Growler hits a Northern Lights suplex on Max Wagner.
The Growler hits turnbuckle number one.
The Growler tries to hit turnbuckle number two, but Max Wagner takes him down.
Max Wagner takes The Growler down with an earringer.
Max Wagner whips The Growler into the ropes.
The Growler misses with an elbow.
Max Wagner executes a kick to the thigh on The Growler.
Max Wagner executes a flying dropkick on The Growler.
A fan at ringside badmouths Max Wagner.
Max Wagner hits turnbuckle number one.
Max Wagner tries to hit turnbuckle number two, but The Growler is there before
him.
The Growler hits turnbuckle number two.
The Growler hits turnbuckle number three.
The Growler hits turnbuckle number four.
The Growler is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

The winner is The Growler. Time of match: 0:01:27

LIZ: Hey ref!  Come on he cheated!

RICK: No he didn't!

LIZ: Sure he did, weren't you watching.

RICK: Yeah, and I saw Max Wagner get his butt kicked.  The Growler watched him hit the first turnbuckle, and then just laughed and dragged the much smaller Wagner around the ring.  That was pretty funny.

LIZ: Hey, it wasn't fair because he was so much bigger.

RICK: That's what Wagner gets for challenging a big guy to a match like this.  He couldn't help but get dragged around the ring like a rag doll.

LIZ: I still say it wasn't fair.  Let's go to the ring for our next match of the night as the Heartless Ones take on the Roots of Evil.

This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Sexy Susan...
At a total combined weight of 458 pounds...

The Heartless Ones

Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 740 pounds...

The Roots of Evil

                             Deathwish vs Deathroach

They lock up.
Deathwish throws Deathroach out of the ring.
Earl Hebner counts: one, two, Deathroach reenters the ring.
Deathwish goes for a jumping DDT, but Deathroach throws him off.
Deathroach punches Deathwish.
A small "Deathroach" chant is being started.
Deathroach kicks Deathwish.
Deathroach chops Deathwish.
Deathroach runs into the ropes.
Deathroach misses with an elbow.
Deathroach hits Deathwish with a clothesline.
Deathroach whips Deathwish into the ropes, but Deathwish reverses it.
Deathwish hits Deathroach with an enzuigiri to the face.
Deathwish goes for a half Boston, but Deathroach blocks it.
Deathroach throws Deathwish out of the ring.
Deathroach goes through the ropes.
Deathroach uses a facebite on Deathwish.
Deathroach nails Deathwish with a jawbreaker.
Sexy Susan comes from behind and distracts Deathroach.
Deathwish whips Deathroach into the guardrail.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dirt comes over and lays out Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Deathroach and Dirt hit Deathwish with a double roundhouse right.
Sexy Susan comes from behind and distracts Deathroach.
Deathwish whips Deathroach into the guardrail.
Deathwish is handed a keyboard.
Deathwish hits him with the keyboard.
Deathwish hits him with a keyboard.
Deathwish hits him with the keyboard.
The crowd is cheering on Deathwish.
Deathwish takes Deathroach down with an elbowdrop.
Deathwish throws Deathroach back into the ring.
Deathwish brings the the keyboard into the ring.
Deathroach runs into the ropes.
Deathwish misses with an elbow.
Deathwish hits neck-scissors on Deathroach.
Deathwish hits him with a keyboard.
Deathwish tags out to Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Deathwish nails Deathroach with an enzuigiri to the face.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage nails Deathroach with a flying axhandle.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits a short clothesline on Deathroach.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits him with the keyboard.
Earl Hebner throws the keyboard out of the ring.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Deathroach into the ropes.
Deathroach hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a shoulderblock.
Deathroach whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the ropes.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for the The Heartbreaker, but Deathroach
 counters it with a side step.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage runs into the ropes.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits a leg lariat on Deathroach.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage blows kisses to the ladies in the crowd.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits a slingshot somersault splash on Deathroach.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Deathwish enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage and Deathwish whip Deathroach into the ropes.
They hit Deathroach with a double backdrop.
Deathwish goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but Deathroach ducks out of the way.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
Deathroach runs into the ropes.
Deathroach hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a clothesline.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage falls out of the ring.
Deathroach goes through the ropes.
Deathroach takes Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage down with an elbowdrop from the sec
ond turnbuckle.
Earl Hebner counts:  1.
Deathroach reenters the ring.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage follows him back in.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage begs off.
Deathroach hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a flying bulldog.
The crowd is starting to get behind Deathroach.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage sits up.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage nails Deathroach with a European uppercut.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage uses a forearm to the back on Deathroach.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage tags out to Deathwish.
Deathwish and Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hit Deathroach with a double elbowdrop
.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage leaves the ring.
Deathwish whips Deathroach into the ropes.
Sexy Susan trips Deathroach.
Earl Hebner threatens The Heartless Ones with disqualification.
Earl Hebner warns Sexy Susan.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Deathwish runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Deathwish goes for a jumping DDT, but Deathroach throws him off.
Deathroach tags out to Dirt.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage enters the ring and throws Deathroach
 out of the ring.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage uses a springboard dropkick on Dirt.
Deathwish goes for a backslide, but Dirt blocks it.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage leaves the ring.
Dirt whips Deathwish into the ropes.
Dirt hits an enzuigiri on Deathwish.
Earl Hebner is back on the job.
Dirt runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Dirt hits Deathwish with a kick to the head.
Earl Hebner removes the chair from the ring.
Dirt goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Deathwish counters it with
a side suplex.
Dirt whips Deathwish into the ropes, but Deathwish reverses it.
Dirt hits Deathwish with an elbow.
Dirt hits Deathwish with a jawbreaker.
Dirt is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Dirt hits a hiptoss on Deathwish.
Deathwish executes a knee to the back on Dirt.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Deathwish and Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hit Dirt with a double flying axhandle
.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Dirt with a short clothesline.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Deathwish goes for a dragon suplex, but Dirt counters it with a Gorilla Press.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage leaves the ring.
Dirt whips Deathwish into the ropes.
Deathwish executes a jumping elbow thrust on Dirt.
Deathwish tags out to Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage takes Dirt down with an elbowdrop.
Earl Hebner removes the chair from the ring.
Deathwish enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage and Deathwish whip Dirt into the ropes.
They hit Dirt with a double elbowsmash.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage nails Dirt with an elbowdrop.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for the STF, but Dirt blocks it.
Dirt uses a facerake on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Dirt goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage
 counters it with a side suplex.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage runs into the ropes.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Dirt with an elbow.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage uses a kneelift on Dirt.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage executes a short clothesline on Dirt.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a forearm to the back, but Dirt
 side-steps and Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage only hits air.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage sits up.
A few fans are booing Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Dirt whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the turnbuckle.
Dirt runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage
 moves out of the way.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a European uppercut, but Dirt blocks it.
Dirt punches Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
A small "Dirt" chant is being started.
Dirt hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Dirt goes for a hiptoss, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage counters it with
a backslide.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage kicks Dirt.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Dirt hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Dirt punches Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
A small "Dirt" chant is being started.
Dirt throws Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage out of the ring.
Dirt goes through the ropes.
Dirt executes a jawbreaker on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Dirt hits a jumping neck snap on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Dirt reenters the ring.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage follows him back in.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage sits up.
Dirt executes a roundhouse right on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Dirt hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dirt.
Dirt kicks Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dirt.
Dirt hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Dirt nails Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a piledriver.
There are lots of chants for Dirt.
Dirt takes Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Dirt hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a kick to the head.
Deathroach enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Deathwish enters the ring and lays out Deathroach.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Dirt into the ropes.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Dirt with a clothesline.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage throws Dirt out of the ring.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes through the ropes.
Earl Hebner counts:  1.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage throws Dirt back into the ring.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage nails Dirt with a short clothesline.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage gets a scorpion deathlock on Dirt.
Dirt reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage nails Dirt with a slingshot legdrop.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Dirt into the ropes.
Dirt hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is going crazy.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage sits up.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Dirt whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the turnbuckle.
Dirt charges in with a back heel kick, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage
 moves out of the way.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage tags out to Deathwish.
Deathwish and Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whip Dirt into the ropes.
They hit Dirt with a double clothesline.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage leaves the ring.
Deathwish whips Dirt into the ropes, but Dirt reverses it.
Deathwish misses with a clothesline.
Dirt takes Deathwish down with a spinebuster slam.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Dirt runs into the ropes.
Dirt hits Deathwish with a kick.
Dirt is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, shoulder up.
Dirt nails Deathwish with a jumping neck snap.
Dirt has the crowd going wild.
Dirt hits Deathwish with a jawbreaker.
Dirt goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Deathwish counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is cheering on Deathwish.
Deathwish goes for a moonsault, but Dirt rolls out of the way.
Dirt throws Deathwish out of the ring.
Dirt goes through the ropes.
Dirt executes a jawbreaker on Deathwish.
Earl Hebner counts:  1.
Deathroach comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dirt and Deathroach hit Deathwish with a double facerake.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage comes over and lays out Deathroach.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage nails Dirt with a leg lariat.
Deathwish goes for a dragon suplex, but Dirt ducks out of the way.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage comes over and lays out Deathroach.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Dirt with a leg lariat.
Deathwish goes for a backslide, but Dirt ducks out of the way.
Earl Hebner counts:  2.
Sexy Susan comes from behind, but Dirt nails Sexy Susan.
Deathwish sets up a table.
Deathwish whips Dirt into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Deathwish goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Dirt ducks out of the way.
Earl Hebner counts:  3.
Dirt nails Deathwish with a spinebuster slam.
Earl Hebner counts:  4.
Earl Hebner counts:  5.
Dirt reenters the ring.
Deathwish follows him back in.
Deathroach enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Deathroach hits Deathwish with a short lariat.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Dirt takes Deathwish down with a German suplex.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Earl Hebner counts: One, Dirt lifts a shoulder, two, kickout.
Deathroach leaves the ring.
Dirt whips Deathwish into the ropes.
Dirt hits Deathwish with an elbow.
Dirt goes for a piledriver, but Deathwish blocks it.
Deathwish tags out to Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Deathroach enters the ring and lays out Deathwish.
Dirt and Deathroach whip Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the ropes.
They hit Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a double clothesline.
Deathroach leaves the ring.
Dirt hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a roundhouse right.
Dirt runs into the ropes.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Dirt with an elbow.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage tags out to Deathwish.
Deathroach enters the ring and throws Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage
 out of the ring.
Dirt and Deathroach whip Deathwish into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Deathwish with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Deathwish hits them with a double clothesline.
The crowd is cheering on Deathwish.
Deathroach enters the ring and lays out Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Deathroach nails Deathwish with a butt-bump.
Dirt goes for a full nelson, but Deathwish counters it with a backward kick.
Deathwish and Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hit Dirt with a double kneedrop.
Deathroach leaves the ring.
Deathwish executes an enzuigiri to the face on Dirt.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage enters the ring.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage and Deathwish hit Dirt with the Heartbreaking Wish.
Deathwish goes for the pin.
The crowd is cheering on Deathwish.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
Deathwish is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

The winners are The Heartless Ones. Time of match: 0:14:30

LIZ: And the Heartless Ones pick up a need win.

RICK: Yeah, they've been off a bit of late, but they came back with a big win here.  The Roots are one of the best teams in the league, but they got beat by a much smaller team in the Heartless ones.  Give Savage and Deathwish credit, they know what they're doing.

LIZ: And Savage has a shot at the Cruiserweight Title later tonight.

RICK: Yeah, he's got a good chance to win that thing, but it's not going to be easy.  He's done well so far, but I'm curious to see how he handles the pressure of a title match for the first time.  A lot of rookies will buckle under it.

LIZ: Very true.  Let's move on to our next match of the night as Rainmaker takes on Unholy Bastard.

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Ahmed...
Weighing in at 270 pounds...

Rainmaker

His opponent...
Fighting out of Unknown...
Weighing in at 360 pounds...

Unholy Bastard

                           Rainmaker vs Unholy Bastard

They lock up.
Rainmaker goes for a bulldog headlock, but Unholy Bastard blocks it.
Unholy Bastard catches Rainmaker in an abdominal stretch.
Rainmaker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Unholy Bastard nails Rainmaker with a belly-to-back suplex.
Unholy Bastard executes the Damnation on Rainmaker.
Rainmaker breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Rainmaker nails Unholy Bastard with a single-leg takedown.
Rainmaker hits Unholy Bastard with a flying cross body press.
Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rainmaker uses a legdrop on Unholy Bastard.
Rainmaker hits Unholy Bastard with a single-leg takedown.
Rainmaker goes for a lariat, but Unholy Bastard blocks it.
Unholy Bastard uses a brain buster on Rainmaker.
Unholy Bastard is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Unholy Bastard hits Rainmaker with a knee to the back.
Unholy Bastard uses an earringer on Rainmaker.
Unholy Bastard kicks Rainmaker.
A portion of the crowd is booing Unholy Bastard.
Rainmaker chops Unholy Bastard.
Unholy Bastard hits Rainmaker.
Unholy Bastard acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Rainmaker kicks Unholy Bastard.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Rainmaker.
Rainmaker hits Unholy Bastard.
Rainmaker catches Unholy Bastard in a front facelock.
Unholy Bastard reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Rainmaker runs into the ropes.
Rainmaker misses with a kick.
Unholy Bastard misses with a kick.
Unholy Bastard takes Rainmaker down with a kick to the thigh.
Unholy Bastard chops Rainmaker.
Unholy Bastard is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Unholy Bastard punches Rainmaker.
Unholy Bastard is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Unholy Bastard hits Rainmaker with a brain buster.
Unholy Bastard is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Unholy Bastard executes a double underhook backbreaker on Rainmaker.
Unholy Bastard executes a brain buster on Rainmaker.
Unholy Bastard is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Unholy Bastard throws Rainmaker out of the ring.
Unholy Bastard goes through the ropes.
Rainmaker sets up a table.
Rainmaker whips Unholy Bastard into the guardrail.
Rainmaker hits an enzuigiri on Unholy Bastard.
Rainmaker sets up Unholy Bastard on the table.
Rainmaker tries to drive Unholy Bastard through the table with a legdrop, but he
 moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tim White counts:  1.
Unholy Bastard whips Rainmaker into the guardrail.
Unholy Bastard executes a fisherman suplex on Rainmaker.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tim White counts:  2.
Unholy Bastard sets up Rainmaker on the table.
Unholy Bastard executes a brain buster through the table.
The table didn't break.
Unholy Bastard seemingly enjoys the boos.
Tim White counts:  3.
Unholy Bastard hits Rainmaker with an earringer.
Tim White counts:  4.
Unholy Bastard nails Rainmaker with a flying forearm.
Tim White counts:  5.
Tim White counts:  6.
Unholy Bastard reenters the ring.
Rainmaker follows him back in.
Unholy Bastard is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Unholy Bastard nails Rainmaker with a chop.
Unholy Bastard punches Rainmaker.
Unholy Bastard is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Unholy Bastard hits Rainmaker.
Unholy Bastard kicks Rainmaker.
Unholy Bastard is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Rainmaker chops Unholy Bastard.
Rainmaker hits Unholy Bastard.
Rainmaker is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Rainmaker runs into the ropes.
Rainmaker hits Unholy Bastard with a kick.
Rainmaker leaves the ring.
He returns with a keyboard.
Rainmaker hits him with the keyboard.
Rainmaker is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Tim White throws the keyboard out of the ring.
Rainmaker takes Unholy Bastard down with a falling splash.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
Rainmaker goes for a bodyslam, but Unholy Bastard counters it with
a small package.
Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Unholy Bastard runs into the ropes.
Unholy Bastard misses with a clothesline.
Unholy Bastard misses with an elbow.
Rainmaker and Unholy Bastard get hit with a double clothesline.
Rainmaker goes for a bulldog headlock, but Unholy Bastard blocks it.
Unholy Bastard executes a bulldog headlock on Rainmaker.
Unholy Bastard whips Rainmaker into the ropes, but Rainmaker reverses it.
Unholy Bastard nails Rainmaker with a flying forearm.
Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Unholy Bastard uses a chop on Rainmaker.
Unholy Bastard goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Rainmaker blocks it.
Rainmaker goes for a cobra clutch, but Unholy Bastard blocks it.
Unholy Bastard hits a fisherman suplex on Rainmaker.
Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Unholy Bastard goes for a kick to the thigh, but Rainmaker blocks it.
Rainmaker hits Unholy Bastard.
Rainmaker chops Unholy Bastard.
Rainmaker hits Unholy Bastard.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Rainmaker.
Rainmaker goes for a kneelift, but Unholy Bastard side-steps and Rainmaker
 only hits air.
Unholy Bastard takes Rainmaker down with a knee to the back.
Unholy Bastard goes for a bulldog headlock, but Rainmaker blocks it.
Rainmaker throws Unholy Bastard out of the ring.
Rainmaker goes through the ropes.
Rainmaker sets up Unholy Bastard on the table.
Rainmaker executes a DDT through the table.
The table didn't break.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tim White counts:  1.
Rainmaker sets up Unholy Bastard on the table.
Rainmaker tries to drive Unholy Bastard through the table with a legdrop, but he
 moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.
Unholy Bastard executes a back heel kick on Rainmaker.
Tim White counts:  2.
Unholy Bastard sets up Rainmaker on the table.
Unholy Bastard tries to drive Rainmaker through the table with a brain buster,
 but he blocks it.
Rainmaker reenters the ring.
Unholy Bastard follows him back in.
Rainmaker hits Unholy Bastard with a DDT.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Rainmaker.
Rainmaker runs into the ropes.
Unholy Bastard hits Rainmaker with a kick.
Unholy Bastard executes the Damnation on Rainmaker.
Rainmaker breaks the hold after 22 seconds.
Rainmaker executes a DDT on Unholy Bastard.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Rainmaker.
Rainmaker hits a kneelift on Unholy Bastard.
Rainmaker uses an enzuigiri on Unholy Bastard.
Rainmaker goes for a short lariat, but Unholy Bastard blocks it.
Unholy Bastard punches Rainmaker.
Unholy Bastard seemingly enjoys the boos.
Unholy Bastard chops Rainmaker.
Unholy Bastard is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Unholy Bastard kicks Rainmaker.
Unholy Bastard seemingly enjoys the boos.
Rainmaker punches Unholy Bastard.
Rainmaker chops Unholy Bastard.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Rainmaker.
Rainmaker whips Unholy Bastard into the turnbuckle.
Rainmaker runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Rainmaker whips Unholy Bastard into the ropes.
Unholy Bastard misses with a clothesline.
Unholy Bastard hits Rainmaker with a shoulderblock.
Unholy Bastard is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Unholy Bastard runs into the ropes.
Unholy Bastard hits Rainmaker with an elbow.
Unholy Bastard puts Rainmaker in an armlock hammerlock submission.
Rainmaker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Unholy Bastard hits a neck snap on Rainmaker.
Unholy Bastard is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Unholy Bastard goes for an earringer, but Rainmaker blocks it.
Rainmaker hits a single-leg takedown on Unholy Bastard.
Rainmaker hits a flying forearm on Unholy Bastard.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
Rainmaker hits a bulldog headlock on Unholy Bastard.
Rainmaker catches Unholy Bastard in a half Boston.
Unholy Bastard is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Unholy Bastard reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Rainmaker whips Unholy Bastard into the ropes.
Unholy Bastard hits Rainmaker with an elbow.
Rainmaker takes the chair and uses it on him.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
He goes for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Rainmaker uses a single-leg takedown on Unholy Bastard.
Rainmaker goes for a short lariat, but Unholy Bastard blocks it.
Distributer of Pain comes to ringside.

LIZ: Qu'est que ce?

RICK: Say what?

LIZ: What's he doing out here?

RICK: I don't know, but a lot of weird things are going on tonight.

LIZ: Yeah, you're not kidding.

Unholy Bastard hits Rainmaker with a kick to the thigh.
Unholy Bastard catches Rainmaker in an abdominal stretch.
Rainmaker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Unholy Bastard hits Rainmaker with a fisherman suplex.
Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Unholy Bastard uses a fisherman suplex on Rainmaker.
Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Unholy Bastard goes for a lariat, but Rainmaker ducks out of the way.
Rainmaker goes for a flying lariat, but Unholy Bastard ducks out of the way.
Unholy Bastard whips Rainmaker into the ropes.
Rainmaker misses with a clothesline.
Rainmaker goes for a lariat, but Unholy Bastard counters it with
an armbar submission.
Rainmaker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Unholy Bastard takes Rainmaker down with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Unholy Bastard.
Unholy Bastard executes the Damnation on Rainmaker.
Rainmaker is struggling to reach the ropes.
Rainmaker is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Rainmaker is struggling to reach the ropes.
Rainmaker is inching his way towards the ropes.
Rainmaker tries to fight the pain.
Rainmaker is writhing in pain.
Tim White asks Rainmaker if he's had enough.
Rainmaker shakes his head.
Rainmaker tries to fight the pain.
Rainmaker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 29 seconds.
Unholy Bastard gets a headscissors submission on Rainmaker.
Rainmaker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Rainmaker takes the chair and uses it on him.
He goes for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Rainmaker hits an enzuigiri on Unholy Bastard.
Rainmaker whips Unholy Bastard into the ropes.
Rainmaker and Unholy Bastard get hit with a double clothesline.
Rainmaker takes Unholy Bastard down with a bulldog headlock.
Rainmaker is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, shoulder up.
Rainmaker executes the Westsider Edge on Unholy Bastard.
Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Rainmaker goes for a powerslam, but Unholy Bastard counters it with a lariat.
In turn, Rainmaker counters it with a duck-down move.
Rainmaker goes for a DDT, but Unholy Bastard throws him off.
Distributer of Pain throws Rainmaker a baseball bat.

LIZ: He just threw him a bat!

RICK: What the heck is going on!?!

Rainmaker tries to use it, but Unholy Bastard blocks the blow and
takes it away from him.
Unholy Bastard hits Rainmaker with it and goes for the pin.
Tim White threatens Unholy Bastard with disqualification.
Unholy Bastard hits Rainmaker with a kneebreaker.
Unholy Bastard nails Rainmaker with a bulldog headlock.
Unholy Bastard puts Rainmaker in an armlock hammerlock submission.
Rainmaker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Unholy Bastard executes a jumping neck snap on Rainmaker.
Unholy Bastard hits a lariat on Rainmaker.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Unholy Bastard.
Unholy Bastard uses a kneebreaker on Rainmaker.
Unholy Bastard hits Rainmaker with a chop.
Unholy Bastard takes Rainmaker down with a double underhook backbreaker.
Distributer of Pain throws Rainmaker brass knuckles.
Rainmaker hits Unholy Bastard with it and goes for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, three.
The cheers for Rainmaker are drowning out the boos.

The winner is Rainmaker. Time of match: 0:15:14

LIZ: Rainmaker gets the win, but not without some unlikely help from the Distibuter!

RICK: That was very strange.  I don't know why the Distributer was helping Rainmaker, but it almost backfired.  Unholy stole that bat from Rainmaker and almost got the pin with it.  In the end though, it was DoP tossing Rainmaker the Brass Knuckles to help him get the win.

LIZ: This match lasted a long time as well.

RICK: Yeah, a lot of matches tonight have lasted a long time.  In fact just about all of them.  Must be a full moon out tonight, because no one wants to lose, and if the do, they're not going down easy.

LIZ: That's for sure.  Let's move on to our next match of the night as Dan Sexton takes on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos in a taped fist match.

RICK: Where's Hacksaw Jim Duggan when you need him?

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Taped Fist match scheduled for
 one fall.

Introducing first...
Hailing from Garrison, New Jersey...
Weighing in at 330 pounds...

Dan Sexton

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Alex Star...
Hailing from La Ciudad de Mexico...
Weighing in at 431 pounds...

"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos

                Dan Sexton vs "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos

They lock up.
Dan Sexton hits a headbutt on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton nails "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with a headbutt.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos nails Dan Sexton with a double-axhandle chop.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos takes Dan Sexton down with a rolling kick.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos gives the sign for the Tres Equis Plancha.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos executes the Tres Equis Plancha on Dan Sexton.

The crowd is cheering on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos
gets a double chickenwing submission on Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos places Dan Sexton on the turnbuckle.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos
hits Dan Sexton with a belly-to-belly superplex.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but
Dan Sexton counters it with a punch.
Dan Sexton hits a facerake on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton hits him with the Taped Fist.
Dan Sexton executes a headbutt on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton whips "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the ropes.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hits Dan Sexton with a clothesline.
Dan Sexton falls out of the ring.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes through the ropes.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for a frog splash, but Dan Sexton
 gets his knees up.
Dan Sexton hits a headbutt on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton hits a kneelift on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton executes a dropkick on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton uses a kneelift on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton whips "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the guardrail.
Dan Sexton uses an inverted atomic drop on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton knocks "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the ringsteps.
Dan Sexton whips "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the guardrail.
Dan Sexton goes for a faceslam, but "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos blocks it.

"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos is handed a baseball bat.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hits him with the baseball bat.
Dan Sexton is busted wide open.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos knocks Dan Sexton into the ringpost.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for a power bomb, but Dan Sexton
 counters it with a backdrop.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos sets up a table.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for an inverted power bomb, but
Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton uses an earringer on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton throws "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos back into the ring.
Dan Sexton whips "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the ropes, but
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos reverses it.
Dan Sexton misses with a clothesline.
Dan Sexton hits "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with a shoulderblock.
Dan Sexton is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Dan Sexton whips "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the ropes, but
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos reverses it.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for spinning headscissors, but Dan Sexton
 throws him off.
Dan Sexton hits a powerslam on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Dan Sexton complains about a slow count.
Dan Sexton runs into the ropes.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos misses with a clothesline.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hits Dan Sexton with an elbow.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos whips Dan Sexton into the turnbuckle.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos charges in with a thrust kick to the head.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos gets the STF on Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos nails Dan Sexton with a flying bulldog.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hits Dan Sexton with a low blow.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos whips Dan Sexton into the turnbuckle.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos runs shoulder-first into the corner, but
Dan Sexton moves out of the way.
Dan Sexton kicks "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
There are lots of chants for Dan Sexton.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos kicks Dan Sexton.
The crowd is cheering on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton hits "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton goes for a forearm smash, but "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos
 blocks it.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos whips Dan Sexton into the turnbuckle.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos charges in with a thrust kick to the head
, but Dan Sexton moves out of the way.
Dan Sexton nails "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with a faceslam.
The crowd is really behind Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos sits up.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Dan Sexton goes for an inverted atomic drop, but
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos blocks it.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos puts Dan Sexton in an airplane spin.
Dan Sexton is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Dan Sexton tries to escape the hold.
Dan Sexton is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Dan Sexton tries to escape the hold.
Dan Sexton is writhing in pain.
Earl Hebner asks Dan Sexton if he's had enough.
Dan Sexton shakes his head.
Earl Hebner asks Dan Sexton if he's still there.
Dan Sexton nods.
Earl Hebner checks Dan Sexton's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Dan Sexton fights his way out of the hold after 33 seconds.
Dan Sexton whips "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the ropes.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hits Dan Sexton with an elbow.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.

Earl Hebner counts: one, two, Dan Sexton gets back to his feet.
Dan Sexton has the crowd going wild.

"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos executes the Tres Equis Plancha on Dan Sexton.

The crowd is giving "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos a standing ovation.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.

Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Dan Sexton gets back to
his feet.
Dan Sexton has the crowd going wild.

"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hits Dan Sexton with spinning headscissors.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hits a front-layout superplex on Dan Sexton.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos whips Dan Sexton into the ropes, but
Dan Sexton reverses it.
Dan Sexton nails "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with a facerake.
Dan Sexton executes a facerake on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton whips "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the ropes.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos misses with a clothesline.
Dan Sexton hits "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with a shoulderblock.
Dan Sexton
takes "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos down with a flying clothesline.
Dan Sexton hits an earringer on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton goes for a kneelift, but "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos
 side-steps and Dan Sexton only hits air.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos
attempts a springboard legdrop, but slips and falls.
The crowd is giving "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos a standing ovation.
Dan Sexton takes the chair and uses it on him.
He goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos uses an avalanche on Dan Sexton.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos catches Dan Sexton in the STF.
Dan Sexton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos uses a thrust kick to the head on Dan Sexton.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos whips Dan Sexton into the ropes, but
Dan Sexton reverses it.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hits Dan Sexton with a kick.
Dan Sexton takes the chair and uses it on him.
The crowd is going crazy.
He goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.

Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, four, five,
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos gets back to his feet.
The crowd is giving "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos a standing ovation.

Dan Sexton hits a lariat on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
The crowd is behind Dan Sexton all the way.
Dan Sexton runs into the ropes.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos misses with a shoulderblock.
Dan Sexton hits "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with a kick.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos sits up.
The crowd erupts.
Dan Sexton whips "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the turnbuckle.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos comes back and rocks Dan Sexton with an elbow.

"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos punches Dan Sexton.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos punches Dan Sexton.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton kicks "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
The crowd is behind Dan Sexton all the way.
Dan Sexton hits "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton hits neck-scissors on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton whips "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the ropes.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hits a rolling kick on Dan Sexton.
The crowd is giving "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos a standing ovation.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos executes the Tres Equis Plancha on Dan Sexton.

The crowd erupts.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.

Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Dan Sexton gets back to his feet.
The chants for Dan Sexton are deafening.

"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Dan Sexton uses an enzuilariato on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton runs into the ropes.
Dan Sexton nails "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with a lariat.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos sits up.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton hits "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with an inverted atomic drop.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos locks Dan Sexton in an airplane spin.
Dan Sexton tries to fight the pain.
Dan Sexton submits after 15 seconds.

Earl Hebner counts: one, two, Dan Sexton gets back to his feet.
The chants for Dan Sexton are deafening.

"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hits Dan Sexton.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos kicks Dan Sexton.
The crowd erupts.
Dan Sexton kicks "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
The crowd is behind Dan Sexton all the way.
Dan Sexton kicks "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
The crowd is behind Dan Sexton all the way.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos kicks Dan Sexton.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos kicks Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton chops "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
The crowd is behind Dan Sexton all the way.
Dan Sexton uses a faceslam on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos sits up.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Dan Sexton whips "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the ropes.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos misses with a shoulderblock.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos misses with an elbow.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hits Dan Sexton with a clothesline.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for a double chickenwing submission, but
Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton whips "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the turnbuckle, but
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos reverses it.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos charges in with a thrust kick to the head.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Dan Sexton hits "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with an enzuilariato.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos sits up.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Dan Sexton whips "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the ropes, but
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos reverses it.
Dan Sexton hits "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with an elbow.
Dan Sexton hits "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with a bridging back suplex.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Dan Sexton lifts a shoulder, kickout.
Dan Sexton uses a facerake on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton nails "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with a bridging back suplex.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos sits up.
Dan Sexton executes an earringer on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton hits him with the Taped Fist.
Dan Sexton nails "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with a faceslam.
Dan Sexton hits "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with a powerslam.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Dan Sexton runs into the ropes.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for spinning headscissors, but Dan Sexton
 throws him off.
Dan Sexton throws "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos out of the ring.
Dan Sexton goes through the ropes.
Dan Sexton goes for the Deadweight, but "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos
 counters it with a DDT.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos
nails Dan Sexton with a thrust kick to the head.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hits Dan Sexton with an inverted power bomb.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for a kick to the midsection, but
Dan Sexton blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dan Sexton goes for a kneelift, but "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos
 side-steps and Dan Sexton only hits air.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos reenters the ring.
Dan Sexton follows him back in.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos runs into the ropes.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos executes a rolling kick on Dan Sexton.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos executes the Tres Equis Plancha on Dan Sexton.

The crowd is going into a frenzy.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.

Earl Hebner counts: one, Dan Sexton gets back to his feet.
The crowd is behind Dan Sexton all the way.

"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for a flying axhandle, but Dan Sexton
 counters it with a fist to the midsection.
Dan Sexton takes "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos down with a dropkick.
The crowd is behind Dan Sexton all the way.
Dan Sexton goes for a kneelift, but "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos
 side-steps and Dan Sexton only hits air.
Dan Sexton takes the chair and uses it on him.
The chants for Dan Sexton are deafening.
He goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Dan Sexton executes a faceslam on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
The chants for Dan Sexton are deafening.
Dan Sexton executes the Deadweight on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.

Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos
 gets back to his feet.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.

"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos spits tabasco sauce into his eyes.
The crowd is giving "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos a standing ovation.
He goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.

Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Dan Sexton
 gets back to his feet.
The chants for Dan Sexton are deafening.

"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hits Dan Sexton with a front-layout superplex.

The crowd is giving "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos a standing ovation.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for spinning headscissors, but Dan Sexton
 throws him off.
Dan Sexton punches "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
The crowd is behind Dan Sexton all the way.
Dan Sexton kicks "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton punches "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
The chants for Dan Sexton are deafening.
Dan Sexton runs into the ropes.
Dan Sexton hits "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with a kick.
Dan Sexton is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Dan Sexton
takes "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos down with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is giving Dan Sexton a standing ovation.
Dan Sexton is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Dan Sexton hits a flying kneedrop on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
Dan Sexton puts "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos in a kneelock submission.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8
 seconds.
Dan Sexton takes "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos down with a dropkick.
Dan Sexton goes for a powerslam, but "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos
 counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos.
"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for a short lariat, but Dan Sexton
 counters it with a Gorilla Press.
Dan Sexton is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.

Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is Dan Sexton. Time of match: 0:18:45

LIZ: What a match!  Dan Sexton is your winner!

RICK: Man, you want to talk about guts, this kid has got a ton of it.  I mean, he really got the beatdown in this match, but he battled through it, wouldn't give up, and in the end, he won the match.

LIZ: And this crowd is going nuts over it.

RICK: Yeah man, these fans know what those two guys just went through in that match.  It always helps to have thousands of screaming fans out there, cheering you on.  I know it sounds corny, but they really can push you to a win.

LIZ: Well let's move on to our next match of the night as Speed Racer takes on Deathroach.

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Overkill and Sonia Sterling...
Hailing from New York City, New York...
Weighing in at 234 pounds...

"The true wrestling ICON" Speed Racer

His opponent...
Hailing from Seattle...
Weighing in at 360 pounds...

Deathroach

                           Speed Racer vs Deathroach


They lock up.
Speed Racer hits a spinning leg lariat on Deathroach.
There are lots of chants for Speed Racer.
Speed Racer puts Deathroach in a scorpion deathlock.
Deathroach tries to escape the hold.
Deathroach reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Speed Racer whips Deathroach into the turnbuckle, but Deathroach reverses it.
Deathroach executes a swinging neckbreaker on Speed Racer.
Deathroach is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
Deathroach nails Speed Racer with a roundhouse right.
Deathroach whips Speed Racer into the ropes.
Deathroach hits Speed Racer with an elbow.
Deathroach hits a swinging neckbreaker on Speed Racer.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Deathroach nails Speed Racer with a short clothesline.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Deathroach whips Speed Racer into the ropes, but Speed Racer reverses it.
Deathroach hits Speed Racer with a thrust kick to the head.
A fan at ringside badmouths Deathroach.
Deathroach is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Speed Racer goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but Deathroach
 side-steps and Speed Racer only hits air.
Deathroach uses a flying axhandle on Speed Racer.
A fan at ringside badmouths Deathroach.
Deathroach hits a double underhook backbreaker on Speed Racer.
Speed Racer begs off.
Deathroach goes for a flying axhandle, but Speed Racer counters it with
a fist to the midsection.
Speed Racer throws Deathroach out of the ring.
Speed Racer goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Deathroach knocks Speed Racer into the ringsteps.
A fan at ringside badmouths Deathroach.
Deathroach whips Speed Racer into the guardrail.
Tim White counts:  1.
Deathroach whips Speed Racer into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tim White counts:  2.
Tim White counts:  3.
Deathroach is handed a road sign.
Deathroach hits him with the road sign.
Deathroach hits Speed Racer with a Northern Lights suplex.
Deathroach uses a Northern Lights suplex on Speed Racer.
Tim White counts:  4.
Deathroach reenters the ring.
Speed Racer follows him back in.
Speed Racer begs off.
Deathroach runs into the ropes.
Deathroach goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Speed Racer
 ducks out of the way.
Deathroach whips Speed Racer into the ropes, but Speed Racer reverses it.
Speed Racer hits Deathroach with a shoulderblock.
Speed Racer catches Deathroach in the Texas cloverleaf.
Deathroach reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Speed Racer locks Deathroach in a figure-four leglock.
Deathroach's shoulders are on the mat.
Tim White counts: One, shoulder up.
Deathroach is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Deathroach tries to escape the hold.
Deathroach tries to fight the pain.
Deathroach's shoulders are on the mat.
Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Deathroach breaks the hold after 28 seconds.
Deathroach runs into the ropes.
Speed Racer hits a bulldog headlock on Deathroach.
Speed Racer runs his thumb against his throat.
Speed Racer has the crowd going wild.
Speed Racer goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Deathroach ducks out of the way.
Deathroach whips Speed Racer into the ropes, but Speed Racer reverses it.
Deathroach hits Speed Racer with a thrust kick to the head.
Deathroach uses a flying bulldog on Speed Racer.
Deathroach is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Deathroach puts Speed Racer in a chinlock deathlock submission.
Speed Racer is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Speed Racer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds.
Deathroach uses the Stinger Splash on Speed Racer.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Deathroach runs into the ropes.
Speed Racer goes for a bulldog headlock, but Deathroach blocks it.
Deathroach takes Speed Racer down with a jack-knife power bomb.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Deathroach hits Speed Racer with a splash.
Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Deathroach goes for a full nelson, but Speed Racer counters it with a go-behind.

Speed Racer nails Deathroach with a low blow.
Speed Racer uses a short clothesline on Deathroach.
Speed Racer executes a low blow on Deathroach.
Speed Racer runs into the ropes.
Deathroach hits Speed Racer with a backdrop.
Deathroach goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Speed Racer counters it with
a side suplex.
Speed Racer leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Speed Racer sets up the chair.
Speed Racer goes for a DDT, but Deathroach blocks it.
Deathroach goes for a butt-bump, but Speed Racer ducks out of the way.
Speed Racer hits Deathroach.
Speed Racer hits Deathroach.
The crowd is behind Speed Racer all the way.
Speed Racer whips Deathroach into the ropes, but Deathroach reverses it.
Deathroach goes for the Death Drop, but Speed Racer blocks it.
Tim White removes the chair from the ring.
Deathroach goes for a snap mare, but Speed Racer blocks it.
Speed Racer executes a reverse neckbreaker on Deathroach.
The crowd is behind Speed Racer all the way.
Speed Racer hits Deathroach with a clothesline from the top rope.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
Speed Racer takes Deathroach down with a dropkick from the second rope.
The crowd is behind Speed Racer all the way.
Speed Racer uses a dropkick on Deathroach.
Speed Racer throws Deathroach out of the ring.
Speed Racer goes through the ropes.
Sonia Sterling comes from behind, but Deathroach nails Sonia Sterling.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Speed Racer goes for a bulldog headlock, but Deathroach throws him off.
Deathroach whips Speed Racer into the guardrail.
Deathroach hits Speed Racer with a front slam.
Deathroach sets up a table.
Deathroach sets up Speed Racer on the table.
Deathroach executes a flying bulldog through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Deathroach whips Speed Racer into the guardrail.
Tim White counts:  1.
Deathroach sets up a table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Overkill comes from behind, but Deathroach nails Overkill.
Speed Racer nails Deathroach with a DDT.
Tim White counts:  2.
Speed Racer sets up Deathroach on the table.
Speed Racer executes the Flatliner through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is giving Speed Racer a standing ovation.
Speed Racer goes for a clothesline from the top rope, but Deathroach
 ducks out of the way.:  3.
Deathroach nails Speed Racer with a butt-bump.
Tim White counts:  4.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Deathroach knocks Speed Racer into the ringsteps.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
Deathroach is handed brass knuckles.
Deathroach hits him with the knuckles.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
Deathroach hits him with brass knuckles.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tim White counts:  5.
Tim White counts:  6.
Speed Racer whips Deathroach into the guardrail.
Speed Racer knocks Deathroach into the ringsteps.
The crowd erupts.
Overkill comes from behind, but Deathroach nails Overkill.
Speed Racer attempts to place Deathroach on the turnbuckle, but Deathroach
 blocks it.
Speed Racer sets up a table.
Speed Racer whips Deathroach into the guardrail.
Speed Racer goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Deathroach counters it with
a powerslam.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Tim White counts:  7.
Deathroach whips Speed Racer into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Speed Racer sets up Deathroach on the table.
Speed Racer executes a piledriver through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Speed Racer whips Deathroach into the guardrail.
Deathroach is busted wide open.
Speed Racer knocks Deathroach into the ringpost.
The crowd erupts.
Speed Racer is handed a baseball bat.
Speed Racer hits him with the baseball bat.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Speed Racer executes a flying kneedrop on Deathroach.
Tim White counts:  8.
Speed Racer hits him with the baseball bat.
The crowd is giving Speed Racer a standing ovation.
Speed Racer uses a flying kneedrop on Deathroach.
Speed Racer whips Deathroach into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tim White counts:  9.
Speed Racer takes a swing at Deathroach with the baseball bat, but he
 gets out of the way.
Deathroach snatches the baseball bat from him.
Deathroach hits him with the baseball bat.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
Deathroach reenters the ring.
Speed Racer follows him back in.
Deathroach is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Deathroach executes the Death Drop on Speed Racer.
Deathroach is being booed out of the building.
Deathroach goes for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, three.
Deathroach is being booed out of the building.

The winner is Deathroach. Time of match: 0:11:58

LIZ: Deathroach gets the win in a very violent match.

RICK: You're not kidding.  Even some of the guys in Punch Row were trying to get a shot in there at the end.  But Deathroach used that baseball bat to help set up Speed for the Death Drop.  It was all academic from there.

LIZ: That was one of the few losses for Speed since returnign from injury.

RICK: Yeah, he's been just about unstoppable lately, but Deathroach really took it to him in this match.  I think the mistake Speed made was trying to go toe to toe with a guy much bigger than he is.

LIZ: That seems to be the mindset of guys like him, Kid Nitro, and even Mark Paris.

RICK: Yeah, I would have to agree with that.

LIZ: Well let's move on to our next match of the night as Brad Steel takes on Dirt.


This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...

Brad Steel

His opponent...
From Austin, Tx....
Weighing in at 380 pounds...

Dirt

                               Brad Steel vs Dirt

They lock up.
Dirt whips Brad Steel into the turnbuckle, but Brad Steel reverses it.
Brad Steel charges into the corner.
Brad Steel kicks Dirt.
The crowd is really behind Brad Steel.
Dirt kicks Brad Steel.
Dirt hits Brad Steel.
Brad Steel chops Dirt.
Brad Steel has the crowd going wild.
Brad Steel uses a rolling kick on Dirt.
Brad Steel goes for a slap, but Dirt blocks it.
Dirt goes for a kick to the head, but Brad Steel blocks it.
Brad Steel executes a flying forearm on Dirt.
James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.
Brad Steel nails Dirt with a superkick.
Brad Steel takes Dirt down with a football tackle.
Brad Steel takes Dirt down with a superkick.
Brad Steel executes a jumping DDT on Dirt.
Brad Steel throws Dirt out of the ring.
Brad Steel goes through the ropes.
Brad Steel goes for a back heel kick, but Dirt counters it with a low blow.
James Beard counts:  1.
Dirt reenters the ring.
Brad Steel follows him back in.
Dirt gets a full nelson on Brad Steel.
Brad Steel is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Brad Steel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Dirt goes for a kick to the head, but Brad Steel blocks it.
Brad Steel nails Dirt with a slap.
Brad Steel gets a standing wristlock on Dirt.
Dirt breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Dirt chops Brad Steel.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Brad Steel punches Dirt.
Dirt punches Brad Steel.
Dirt goes for a piledriver, but Brad Steel blocks it.
Brad Steel whips Dirt into the ropes.
Dirt goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Brad Steel counters it with
a side suplex.
Brad Steel hits a jumping neck snap on Dirt.
Brad Steel nails Dirt with a rolling kick.
Brad Steel nails Dirt with a forearm to the back.
Brad Steel chops Dirt.
There are lots of chants for Brad Steel.
Brad Steel punches Dirt.
Brad Steel whips Dirt into the turnbuckle, but Dirt reverses it.
Brad Steel comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
Brad Steel whips Dirt into the turnbuckle, but Dirt reverses it.
Dirt charges in with a back heel kick, but Brad Steel moves out of the way.
Brad Steel hits a forearm to the back on Dirt.
Brad Steel uses a flying forearm on Dirt.
James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.
Brad Steel goes for a somersault splash, but Dirt rolls out of the way.
Dirt is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Dirt hits Brad Steel with a falling splash.
James Beard counts: One, shoulder up.
Dirt hits Brad Steel with a kick to the head.
Dirt goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Brad Steel counters it with
a side suplex.
Brad Steel throws Dirt out of the ring.
Brad Steel goes through the ropes.
Brad Steel hits a jumping DDT on Dirt.
Brad Steel throws Dirt back into the ring.
Brad Steel uses a slap on Dirt.
Brad Steel takes Dirt down with a jumping neck snap.
The crowd is really behind Brad Steel.
Brad Steel puts Dirt in a cobra clutch.
Dirt is inching his way towards the ropes.
Brad Steel lets go after 13 seconds.
Brad Steel takes Dirt down with a somersault splash.
Brad Steel is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Brad Steel runs into the ropes.
Dirt hits Brad Steel with a kick.
Dirt leaves the ring.
He returns with a baseball bat.
Dirt hits him with the baseball bat.
Dirt is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Dirt whips Brad Steel into the ropes.
Brad Steel hits Dirt with a shoulderblock.
Brad Steel goes for a kick to the thigh, but Dirt blocks it.
Dirt hits him with a baseball bat.
Dirt goes for the Stinger Splash, but Brad Steel side-steps and Dirt
 only hits air.
The crowd is cheering on Brad Steel.
Brad Steel takes Dirt down with a back heel kick.
Brad Steel goes for a flying cross body press, but Dirt counters it with
a powerslam.
James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.
A fan at ringside badmouths Dirt.
Dirt throws Brad Steel out of the ring.
Dirt goes through the ropes.
Dirt whips Brad Steel into the guardrail.
Dirt takes Brad Steel down with a jawbreaker.
Dirt executes a hiptoss on Brad Steel.
James Beard counts:  1.
James Beard counts:  2.
Dirt knocks Brad Steel into the ringpost.
James Beard counts:  3.
Dirt whips Brad Steel into the guardrail.
James Beard counts:  4.
Dirt reenters the ring.
Brad Steel follows him back in.
Dirt goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Brad Steel counters it with
a side suplex.
Brad Steel goes for a superkick, but Dirt ducks out of the way.
Dirt hits Brad Steel with a facerake.
Dirt places Brad Steel on the turnbuckle.
Dirt goes for a double underhook superplex, but Brad Steel blocks it.
Brad Steel throws Dirt off the turnbuckle.
Brad Steel puts Dirt in a standing wristlock.
Dirt is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Dirt reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brad Steel hits Dirt.
Dirt hits Brad Steel.
Brad Steel kicks Dirt.
Brad Steel hits a superkick on Dirt.
Brad Steel takes Dirt down with a forearm to the back.
Brad Steel catches Dirt in a standing wristlock.
Dirt reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brad Steel goes for a senton, but Dirt rolls out of the way.
Dirt places Brad Steel on the turnbuckle.
Dirt hits Brad Steel with a double underhook superplex.
James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.
Dirt goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Brad Steel counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
Brad Steel is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Brad Steel nails Dirt with a senton.
James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Brad Steel runs into the ropes.
Brad Steel nails Dirt with a football tackle.
Brad Steel hits Dirt.
Brad Steel is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Dirt kicks Brad Steel.
Dirt is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Dirt hits Brad Steel.
Dirt goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Brad Steel blocks it.
Brad Steel runs into the ropes.
Brad Steel goes for a football tackle, but Dirt counters it with
a kick to the head.
In turn, Brad Steel counters it with a duck-down move.
Brad Steel executes the Steel Driver on Dirt.
The crowd is cheering on Brad Steel.
Brad Steel goes for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, three.
Brad Steel is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

The winner is Brad Steel. Time of match: 0:09:06

LIZ: Your winner is Brad Steel in another great match.

RICK: Man, Dirt has been unstoppable of late, both here and in the AGW.  But he got his lunch handed to him in this one, because Steel gave him an old fashioned butt kicking.  I'm sure Dirt will be mad over this one.

LIZ: Yeah, he'll probably go beat up a bunch of bar rats or something.

RICK: Heh, or a van of crazed lunatics.  But Steel needed this win I think.  He got beat recently by Adonis Mercury fairly well, and this will help him get back on track in the title hunt.

LIZ: I'm being told now that Commishioner Clayton has dispatched a camera to the Lords of the Ring's dressing room.  I understand we will be conducting an impromptu interview?  Let's go to that now.

(The Lords dressing room fires up on the NEWF Megatron.)

LIZ: Thank you Lords for this time, and we'll get started.  Now I'm curious as to why you signed a match with Brad Steel recently?

Adonis Mercury:  "Was revenge the motive for signing the match with Brad Steel?  You bet your @$$ it was.  Some wrestlers you attack and beat down, some you just beat 1-2-3.  You can guess where Steel falls."

RICK: What about the Legion's comments on you guys being to predictable?

King James:  "Speed Racer should have taught Morris better.  The Lords rarely do what is expected.  Even so, he shall find out that a penalty will be exacted for his actions, whether it be tonight or when he finally gathers the courage to face me one-on-one.  He clearly lacked that courage Saturday night."

LIZ: How about the match later tonight?

King James:  "Analyze the situation.  On each side, you have a former World Champion and a cruiserweight.  Each team is composed of wrestlers who manage each other.  To be completely honest, it was set up this way because it should be a good challenge for BOTH sides.  This wasn't signed for an attack or for revenge; those who have observed our tactics are aware that we would never have been that obvious."

LIZ: What about Most Holy and the Hellin a Cell match?

King James:  "Most Blasphemous?  The man, if you can call him that, says he demanded that match.  After tonight, he won't be in a position to demand ANYTHING.  That will be all for now.  We will make more of a statement in the next few days."

LIZ: Well, we thank the Lords for the time.  Some interesting answers there.

RICK: YEs indeed.

LIZ: We have to move on to our first title match of the night though, as Bolo Yeung takes on Cyrus for the Hardcore Title.  And the wheel says..... an Ultimate Survival Death Match?  What the hell is that?

RICK: I have no idea...

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Ultimate Survival Death match
scheduled for one fall.
It is for the NEWF Hardcore Title.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Shirley Manson...
From Hong Kong...
Weighing in at 280 pounds...

The NEWF Hardcore Champion...
Bolo Yeung

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Calypso...
From Hell...
Weighing in at 330 pounds...

Cyrus

                              Bolo Yeung vs Cyrus

Cyrus and Bolo Yeung start brawling in the back of the arena.
Cyrus is handed the chair.
Cyrus hits him with the chair.
Cyrus sets up a table.
Cyrus gives him a fireman's carry, but Bolo Yeung doesn't budge.
Bolo Yeung hits Cyrus with an enzuigiri.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Cyrus uses a gutwrench suplex on Bolo Yeung.
Cyrus sets up Bolo Yeung on the table.
Cyrus executes the Tombstone Piledriver through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Cyrus further incites the crowd.
Cyrus makes the ring posts shoot flames.
Cyrus is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Cyrus is handed a keyboard.
Cyrus hits him with the keyboard.
Cyrus knocks Bolo Yeung into the arena wall.
Cyrus is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Cyrus is handed the chair.
Cyrus takes a swing at Bolo Yeung with the chair, but he gets out of the way.
Bolo Yeung snatches the chair from him.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the chair.
There are lots of chants for Bolo Yeung.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Bolo Yeung goes for a chop to the throat, but Cyrus blocks it.
Cyrus nails Bolo Yeung with a powerslam.
Cyrus goes for the Tombstone Piledriver, but Bolo Yeung counters it with
a low blow.
Bolo Yeung sets up a table.
Bolo Yeung nails Cyrus with a hiptoss.
Bolo Yeung does the Bolo dance.
The crowd is really behind Bolo Yeung.
Bolo Yeung goes for an enzuigiri, but Cyrus ducks out of the way.
Cyrus goes for the Tombstone Piledriver, but Bolo Yeung counters it with
a Tombstone.
The crowd is really behind Bolo Yeung.
Bolo Yeung goes for a clothesline, but Cyrus counters it with a Gorilla Press.
Cyrus further incites the crowd.
Shirley Manson comes from behind and distracts Cyrus.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Bolo Yeung executes a series of punches on Cyrus.
Shirley Manson comes from behind and distracts Cyrus.
Bolo Yeung nails Cyrus with a fist to the midsection.
Bolo Yeung reenters the ring.
Cyrus follows him back in.
Bolo Yeung goes for a kick to the head, but Cyrus blocks it.
Cyrus whips Bolo Yeung into the turnbuckle.
Cyrus runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Cyrus goes for a forearm to the back, but Bolo Yeung side-steps and Cyrus
 only hits air.
Bolo Yeung is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Cyrus sits up.
Cyrus is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Bolo Yeung uses a series of kicks on Cyrus.
Bolo Yeung goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Cyrus ducks out of the way.
Bolo Yeung hits Cyrus with a kick to the midsection.
Bolo Yeung tries to climb the pole.
Bolo Yeung is on the second turnbuckle.
Cyrus pulls him back down.
Cyrus chops Bolo Yeung.
Cyrus further incites the crowd.
Cyrus chops Bolo Yeung.
Cyrus hits Bolo Yeung with a bulldog headlock.
Shirley Manson tries to interfere, but Calypso prevents her from doing so.
Cyrus whips Bolo Yeung into the barbed wire, but Bolo Yeung reverses it.
Bolo Yeung goes for a series of kicks, but Cyrus counters it with
an abdominal stretch.
Bolo Yeung is struggling to reach the ropes.
Bolo Yeung reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Cyrus tries to climb the pole.
Cyrus is on the second turnbuckle.
Bolo Yeung brings him down with a top-rope choke slam.
Bolo Yeung nails Cyrus with a hiptoss.
Bolo Yeung goes for a flying karate chop, but Cyrus counters it with a punch.
Cyrus throws Bolo Yeung out of the ring.
Cyrus goes through the ropes.
Cyrus takes Bolo Yeung down with a hiptoss.
Cyrus uses an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Bolo Yeung.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Cyrus reenters the ring.
Bolo Yeung follows him back in.
Cyrus is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Cyrus hits a hiptoss on Bolo Yeung.
Bolo Yeung sits up.
Bolo Yeung takes Cyrus down with a jumping side kick.
Bolo Yeung goes for a kick to the head, but Cyrus blocks it.
Cyrus hits Bolo Yeung with a jumping DDT.
Cyrus further incites the crowd.
Cyrus uses a flying bulldog on Bolo Yeung.
Cyrus further incites the crowd.
Cyrus goes for a back suplex, but Bolo Yeung blocks it.
Bolo Yeung rakes Cyrus' face across the barbed wire.
Bolo Yeung goes for a series of kicks, but Cyrus blocks it.
Cyrus kicks Bolo Yeung.
Cyrus is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Cyrus kicks Bolo Yeung.
Bolo Yeung hits Cyrus.
Cyrus kicks Bolo Yeung.
A fan at ringside badmouths Cyrus.
Bolo Yeung chops Cyrus.
Bolo Yeung chops Cyrus.
The crowd is giving Bolo Yeung a standing ovation.
Bolo Yeung takes Cyrus down with a dropkick.
Bolo Yeung executes a jumping side kick on Cyrus.
Bolo Yeung throws Cyrus out of the ring.
Bolo Yeung goes through the ropes.
Bolo Yeung whips Cyrus into the guardrail.
Shirley Manson comes from behind, but Cyrus nails Shirley Manson.
Bolo Yeung whips Cyrus into the guardrail.
Shirley Manson comes from behind and distracts Cyrus.
Bolo Yeung sets up Cyrus on the table.
Bolo Yeung executes the Bolo Blaster through the table.
The table is broken in half.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bolo Yeung goes for a Samoan Drop, but Cyrus counters it with an elbowsmash.
Cyrus whips Bolo Yeung into the guardrail.
Cyrus whips Bolo Yeung into the guardrail.
Cyrus sets up a table.

Cyrus whips Bolo Yeung into the guardrail.
Cyrus sets up Bolo Yeung on the table.
Cyrus executes a flying bulldog through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Cyrus whips Bolo Yeung into the guardrail.
Cyrus reenters the ring.
Bolo Yeung follows him back in.
Cyrus gives the sign for the Tombstone Piledriver.
Cyrus tries to climb the pole.
Cyrus is on the second turnbuckle.
Cyrus is on the top turnbuckle.
Cyrus is on his way up the pole.
Cyrus is in grabbing distance.
Cyrus has retrieved the the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with thumbta
cks and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contact!.

LIZ:.............


RICK:...........

LIZ: I think I need some more punch....

RICK: Yeah me too...

Cyrus hits him with the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with thumbtacks
and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contact!.
Cyrus executes the Tombstone Piledriver on Bolo Yeung.
Cyrus is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Cyrus goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Cyrus hits him with the the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with thumbta
cks and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contact!.
Cyrus whips Bolo Yeung into the turnbuckle, but Bolo Yeung reverses it.
Bolo Yeung charges in with an avalanche.
Bolo Yeung is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout.
Bolo Yeung complains about a slow count.
Cyrus takes a swing at Bolo Yeung with the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Boa
rd with thumbtacks and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contac
t!, but he gets out of the way.
Bolo Yeung snatches the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with thumbtacks
and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contact! from him.
Bolo Yeung takes a swing at Cyrus with the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Boa
rd with thumbtacks and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contac
t!, but he gets out of the way.
Cyrus snatches the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with thumbtacks and t
iny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contact! from him.
Cyrus hits him with the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with thumbtacks
and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contact!.
Cyrus uses an inside cradle on Bolo Yeung.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Cyrus executes a flying kneedrop on Bolo Yeung.
Cyrus further incites the crowd.
Cyrus is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Cyrus executes an avalanche on Bolo Yeung.
Cyrus is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Cyrus whips Bolo Yeung into the turnbuckle, but Bolo Yeung reverses it.
Bolo Yeung runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Cyrus moves out of the way.
Cyrus executes a legsweep faceslam on Bolo Yeung.
Cyrus makes the ring posts shoot flames.
Cyrus further incites the crowd.
Cyrus takes a swing at Bolo Yeung with the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Boa
rd with thumbtacks and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contac
t!, but he gets out of the way.
Bolo Yeung snatches the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with thumbtacks
and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contact! from him.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with thumbt
acks and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contact!.
The crowd is giving Bolo Yeung a standing ovation.
Bolo Yeung whips Cyrus into the barbed wire.
Bolo Yeung attempts to place Cyrus on the turnbuckle, but Cyrus blocks it.
Bolo Yeung hits a series of punches on Cyrus.
Cyrus hits Bolo Yeung with a bulldog headlock.
Cyrus further incites the crowd.
Bolo Yeung sits up.
The crowd is giving Bolo Yeung a standing ovation.
Cyrus whips Bolo Yeung into the turnbuckle.
Bolo Yeung comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
Shirley Manson enters the ring and hits Cyrus with the electric guitar.
The crowd is giving Bolo Yeung a standing ovation.
Bolo Yeung whips Cyrus into the barbed wire.
Bolo Yeung goes for a hiptoss, but Cyrus blocks it.
Cyrus goes for an armbar submission, but Bolo Yeung blocks it.
Bolo Yeung takes Cyrus down with the Baba chop.
Bolo Yeung punches Cyrus.
Bolo Yeung hits Cyrus.
The crowd is giving Bolo Yeung a standing ovation.
Bolo Yeung locks Cyrus in a bearhug.
Cyrus reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Bolo Yeung throws Cyrus out of the ring.
Bolo Yeung goes through the ropes.
Cyrus goes for a diving headbutt, but Bolo Yeung rolls out of the way.
Bolo Yeung is handed a frying pan.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the frying pan.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with th
umbtacks and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contact!.
Bolo Yeung nails Cyrus with a battering ram.
Bolo Yeung hits him with a frying pan.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the frying pan.
Bolo Yeung hits him with a frying pan.
Bolo Yeung whips Cyrus into the guardrail.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the frying pan.
Bolo Yeung goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Cyrus ducks out of the way.
Cyrus sets up a table.
Cyrus goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Bolo Yeung blocks it.
Bolo Yeung hits him with the frying pan.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bolo Yeung.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bolo Yeung goes for a chop to the throat, but Cyrus blocks it.
Cyrus sets up Bolo Yeung on the table.
Cyrus executes a back suplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Cyrus takes Bolo Yeung down with a legsweep faceslam.
Cyrus hits him with the the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with thumbta
cks and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contact!.
Cyrus is handed a road sign.
Cyrus hits him with the road sign.
Cyrus hits him with the road sign.
Cyrus hits him with the road sign.
Numerous fans are using Cyrus for target practice.
Cyrus hits a flying kneedrop on Bolo Yeung.
Cyrus makes the ring posts shoot flames.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Cyrus knocks Bolo Yeung into the ringsteps.
Cyrus hits him with a road sign.
Cyrus goes for a piledriver, but Bolo Yeung blocks it.
Bolo Yeung goes for a chop to the throat, but Cyrus blocks it.
Cyrus knocks Bolo Yeung into the ringpost.
Cyrus executes a bulldog headlock on Bolo Yeung.
Cyrus goes for the Tombstone Piledriver, but Bolo Yeung counters it with
a low blow.
Bolo Yeung executes an eye gouge on Cyrus.
Bolo Yeung throws Cyrus back into the ring.
Bolo Yeung executes the Bolo Blaster on Cyrus.
Bolo Yeung goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Bolo Yeung catches Cyrus in a bearhug.
Cyrus is struggling to reach the ropes.
Bolo Yeung lets go after 12 seconds.
Bolo Yeung hits a Samoan Drop on Cyrus.
Bolo Yeung is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.

Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Cyrus
 gets back to his feet.
Cyrus is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

Bolo Yeung executes a flying karate chop on Cyrus.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bolo Yeung catches Cyrus in a bearhug.
Cyrus is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Cyrus is struggling to reach the ropes.
Bolo Yeung lets go after 11 seconds.
Bolo Yeung executes a Samoan Drop on Cyrus.
Cyrus sits up.
Bolo Yeung whips Cyrus into the turnbuckle.
Bolo Yeung whips Cyrus into the barbed wire.
Bolo Yeung punches Cyrus.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bolo Yeung hits Cyrus.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bolo Yeung whips Cyrus into the barbed wire, but Cyrus reverses it.
Cyrus executes the Tombstone Piledriver on Bolo Yeung.
A fan at ringside badmouths Cyrus.
Cyrus goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.

Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

A fan at ringside badmouths Cyrus.

The winner is Cyrus. Time of match: 0:21:28

LIZ: We have a new Hardcore Champ!  Cyrus wins his second title here.

RICK: That was definitely an odd match, but Cyrus took advantage of it, and pulled out the win.  The Hell Spawned Demons add another title, and get back on track after their losing streak.

LIZ: That was one of the most bizarre matches I've ever seen.

RICK: Yeah, you're not kidding.  Whoever thought of that one probably should be shot.  Hang on... what's that on the Megatron?

LIZ: It's hard to tell.  It looks like four guys under a black light of some sort.

RICK: That's odd.  They seem to be just watching.

LIZ: I don't know, but when mystery guys start showing up, that's when you know you have problems.  We have to move on to our next match of the night as Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage takes on Christopher Thunder for the NEWF Cruiserweight TItle.

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Sexy Susan...
From Venice Beach, California...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...

Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage

His opponent...
Weighing in at 220 pounds...

Christopher Thunder

              Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage vs Christopher Thunder

They lock up.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Christopher Thunder into the turnbuckle.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage runs shoulder-first into the corner, but
Christopher Thunder moves out of the way.
Christopher Thunder whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the ropes.
Christopher Thunder misses with a clothesline.
Christopher Thunder hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a shoulderblock.
Christopher Thunder says "Ain't I great?".
The crowd is starting to get behind Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage sits up.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Christopher Thunder hits a fist to the midsection on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage
.
Christopher Thunder uses a flying sunset flip on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage nails Christopher Thunder with a forearm to the back
.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage uses a kneelift on Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a Soviet suplex, but Christopher Thunder
 blocks it.
Christopher Thunder goes for a backspin DDT, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage
 blocks it.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits a front-layout suplex on Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage uses a kick to the midsection on Christopher Thunder
.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a European uppercut, but
Christopher Thunder blocks it.
Christopher Thunder nails Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with neck-scissors.
Christopher Thunder nails Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with neck-scissors.
Christopher Thunder kicks Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
The crowd is starting to get behind Christopher Thunder.
Christopher Thunder punches Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Christopher Thunder punches Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Christopher Thunder.
Christopher Thunder
takes Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage down with an enzuigiri to the face.
The crowd is starting to get behind Christopher Thunder.
Christopher Thunder says "Ain't I great?".
A small "Christopher Thunder" chant is being started.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage sits up.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Christopher Thunder whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the turnbuckle.
Christopher Thunder charges into the corner, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage
 moves out of the way.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage punches Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage kicks Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage runs into the ropes.
Christopher Thunder hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a shoulderblock.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage sits up.
Christopher Thunder nails Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a jawbreaker.
Christopher Thunder executes a flying sunset flip on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage
.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Christopher Thunder says "Ain't I great?".
The crowd is starting to get behind Christopher Thunder.
Christopher Thunder
executes an enzuigiri to the face on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage sits up.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Christopher Thunder takes Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage down with a headbutt.
Christopher Thunder throws Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage out of the ring.
Christopher Thunder goes through the ropes.
Christopher Thunder knocks Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the ringpost.
Christopher Thunder knocks Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the ringsteps.
Sexy Susan comes from behind and distracts Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Christopher Thunder into the guardrail.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage reenters the ring.
Christopher Thunder follows him back in.
Christopher Thunder brings the table into the ring.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage punches Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage punches Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage
takes Christopher Thunder down with a European uppercut.
Christopher Thunder begs off.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a spinning DDT, but Christopher Thunder
 counters it with a backdrop.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage sits up.
Christopher Thunder whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the turnbuckle.
Christopher Thunder charges into the corner.
Christopher Thunder executes a legsweep on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Christopher Thunder with flying headscissors.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits a bridging back suplex on Christopher Thunder.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Christopher Thunder
nails Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with an enzuigiri to the face.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage sits up.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Christopher Thunder whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the turnbuckle, but
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage reverses it.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage charges in with the Stinger Splash, but
Christopher Thunder moves out of the way.
Christopher Thunder nails Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a rana.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Christopher Thunder says "Ain't I great?".
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Christopher Thunder.
Christopher Thunder uses a legsweep on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Christopher Thunder throws Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage out of the ring.
Christopher Thunder goes through the ropes.
Christopher Thunder knocks Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the ringsteps.
Christopher Thunder
executes a fist to the midsection on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Sexy Susan comes from behind, but Christopher Thunder nails Sexy Susan.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage takes Christopher Thunder down with a Soviet suplex.

Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Christopher Thunder into the guardrail.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage executes a European uppercut on Christopher Thunder.

Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage blows kisses to the ladies in the crowd.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage nails Christopher Thunder with a front-layout suplex
.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage reenters the ring.
Christopher Thunder follows him back in.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage blows kisses to the ladies in the crowd.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Christopher Thunder sits up.
A few fans are cheering on Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a slingshot bodyblock, but
Christopher Thunder rolls through with the move.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage sits up.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage gives him a springboard dropkick, but
Christopher Thunder doesn't budge.
Christopher Thunder uses neck-scissors on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Christopher Thunder into the ropes.
Christopher Thunder misses with a shoulderblock.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage misses with a clothesline.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage uses flying headscissors on Christopher Thunder.
Christopher Thunder hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a legsweep.
Christopher Thunder is going for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Christopher Thunder whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the ropes.
Christopher Thunder hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a backdrop.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage falls out of the ring.
Christopher Thunder goes through the ropes.
Christopher Thunder knocks Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the ringsteps.
Sexy Susan comes from behind and distracts Christopher Thunder.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Christopher Thunder goes for a piledriver, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage
 counters it with a slingshot into the turnbuckle.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Christopher Thunder into the guardrail.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Christopher Thunder into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sexy Susan comes from behind, but Christopher Thunder nails Sexy Susan.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits a slingshot legdrop on Christopher Thunder.
Sexy Susan comes from behind, but Christopher Thunder nails Sexy Susan.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage uses an elbowdrop on Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage blows kisses to the ladies in the crowd.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage executes a short clothesline on Christopher Thunder.

Sexy Susan comes from behind, but Christopher Thunder nails Sexy Susan.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sexy Susan comes from behind and distracts Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Christopher Thunder into the guardrail.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage throws Christopher Thunder back into the ring.
Christopher Thunder sits up.
A few fans are cheering on Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage nails Christopher Thunder with a power bomb.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage nails Christopher Thunder with a frog splash.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits a bridging back suplex on Christopher Thunder.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage
takes Christopher Thunder down with a slingshot splash.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage complains about a slow count.
Christopher Thunder sits up.
A small "Christopher Thunder" chant is being started.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Christopher Thunder into the turnbuckle.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a backbreaker, but Christopher Thunder
 counters it with a facerake.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage begs off.
Christopher Thunder takes Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage down with a monkey flip.
Christopher Thunder sets up Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage on the table.
Christopher Thunder executes a DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Christopher Thunder is going for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, kickout.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage sits up.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Christopher Thunder runs into the ropes.
Christopher Thunder hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a clothesline.
Christopher Thunder
gets a double chickenwing submission on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is inching his way towards the ropes.
Christopher Thunder lets go after 13 seconds.
Christopher Thunder nails Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a kneelift.
Christopher Thunder runs into the ropes.
Christopher Thunder uses a rana on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Christopher Thunder goes for a kneelock submission, but
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage blocks it.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage runs into the ropes.
Christopher Thunder hits a jumping side kick on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage sits up.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Christopher Thunder
hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a fist to the midsection.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage begs off.
Christopher Thunder hits a jumping side kick on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Christopher Thunder goes for a rana, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage
 counters it with a tiger driver.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage
hits Christopher Thunder with a slingshot somersault splash.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits a backbreaker on Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for the The Heartbreaker, but
Christopher Thunder counters it with a duck-down move.
Christopher Thunder whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the ropes.
Christopher Thunder and Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage get hit with a
double clothesline.
Christopher Thunder whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the ropes.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Christopher Thunder with a kick.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a slingshot somersault splash, but
Christopher Thunder rolls out of the way.
Christopher Thunder
takes Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage down with a flying fistdrop.
Christopher Thunder executes the Thunder Drop on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, Sexy Susan puts Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage's
foot on the rope.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage runs into the ropes.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage uses a leg lariat on Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is going for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, kickout.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Christopher Thunder into the ropes.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a backbreaker, but Christopher Thunder
 blocks it.
Christopher Thunder uses an enzuigiri to the face on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage
.
A few fans are cheering on Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage begs off.
Christopher Thunder whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the ropes.
Christopher Thunder hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a shoulderblock.
Christopher Thunder places Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage on the turnbuckle.
Christopher Thunder
hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Christopher Thunder executes the Thunder Drop on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, Sexy Susan distracts Danny Davis.
Christopher Thunder uses a flying sunset flip on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
There is no referee to count.
Danny Davis is back on the job.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, Sexy Susan puts Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage's
foot on the rope.
Christopher Thunder goes for a backspin DDT, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage
 blocks it.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Christopher Thunder into the ropes, but
Christopher Thunder reverses it.
Christopher Thunder misses with a clothesline.
Christopher Thunder
nails Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a fist to the midsection.
Christopher Thunder kicks Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
The crowd is starting to get behind Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage punches Christopher Thunder.
Christopher Thunder hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
A small "Christopher Thunder" chant is being started.
Christopher Thunder hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a back heel kick.
Christopher Thunder uses a jawbreaker on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage begs off.
Christopher Thunder whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the turnbuckle.
Christopher Thunder charges into the corner, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage
 moves out of the way.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits a springboard dropkick on Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a standing wristlock, but
Christopher Thunder blocks it.
Christopher Thunder throws Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage out of the ring.
Christopher Thunder goes through the ropes.
Sexy Susan comes from behind and distracts Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Christopher Thunder with a European uppercut.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage knocks Christopher Thunder into the ringpost.
Christopher Thunder is busted wide open.
Sexy Susan comes from behind, but Christopher Thunder nails Sexy Susan.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage
takes Christopher Thunder down with a flying axhandle.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Christopher Thunder executes neck-scissors on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Sexy Susan comes from behind and distracts Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage knocks Christopher Thunder into the ringsteps.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage executes a leg lariat on Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Christopher Thunder into the guardrail.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a kneelift, but Christopher Thunder
 side-steps and Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage only hits air.
Christopher Thunder hits a back heel kick on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Sexy Susan comes from behind and distracts Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Christopher Thunder into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sexy Susan comes from behind, but Christopher Thunder nails Sexy Susan.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage reenters the ring.
Christopher Thunder follows him back in.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a kick to the midsection, but
Christopher Thunder blocks it.
Christopher Thunder goes for a double chickenwing submission, but
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage blocks it.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage punches Christopher Thunder.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Christopher Thunder punches Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
A few fans are cheering on Christopher Thunder.
Christopher Thunder hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Christopher Thunder hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage punches Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Christopher Thunder punches Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Christopher Thunder punches Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage punches Christopher Thunder.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage nails Christopher Thunder with a European uppercut.
Christopher Thunder runs into the ropes.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Christopher Thunder with a clothesline.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage runs into the ropes.
Christopher Thunder hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a clothesline.
Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage begs off.
Christopher Thunder takes Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage down with a neck snap.
A few fans are cheering on Christopher Thunder.
Christopher Thunder executes the Thunder Drop on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.
A few fans are cheering on Christopher Thunder.

The winner is Christopher Thunder. Time of match: 0:18:10

LIZ: That was a great match!  Thunder retains the title!

RICK: Oh man, Savage was so close to winning the title, but he just couldn't pull it off.  Give the kid credit though, he is one tough guy.  To nearly win the cruiserweight title this soon in his career, that's saying something.

LIZ: But Thunder was on top of his game, and pulled out the win.

RICK: Yeah, he's really proven himself in this league, and he's a force to be reckoned with.  Skywalker did a good job bringing this guy up through the ranks, and getting him ready for the big leagues.

LIZ: Yes he did.  Up next we have Alex Star taking on Blackheart Paul Vega for the T.V. Title.  And it looks like they have something to say...

(Both men are now in the enclosed cage.  Just as the timekeeper is locking the door, Alex Star motions for him to wait.  Star calls for a microphone.)

ALEX STAR:  You know Vega, I'm all set to make an example out of you tonight.  But before I do, I want to ask you a question.  I know that you and Sean Blake don't always see eye to eye.  So here's the question:  If you didn't have the in ring talent to win on your own, and someone called you on it, what would you do? Would you accept that man's challenge like a man ... or would you hide behind your manager like a frightened child?

(Alex Star flips the microphone over to Paul Vega.  Vega hesitates for a second, then ...)

PAUL VEGA:  I see what you're getting at Star.  I fight my own battles, Susan's just out here for moral support.  I'll wrestle a match without her anytime.

LIZ: Well, some good sportsmanship there from Vega, and this looks like a clean match.

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.
It is for the NEWF T.V. Title.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by 'Cameraman" Corey Johnson...
Hailing from Malibu, California...
Weighing in at 280 pounds...

Alex Star

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Sexy Susan...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...

The NEWF T.V. Champion...
Blackheart Paul Vega

                        Alex Star vs Blackheart Paul Vega

They lock up.

(Sinister Sean Blake walks from the back. He is wearing blue jeans and a GenX t-shirt. The World Title is draped over his shoulder. Susan walks upo to him and stands to his right. She hands him a mic.)

BLAKE: Well Star it would seem that you have gotten in Blackhearts head. You wont beable to get into my head. Susan is the finest manger in the NEWF. She is my strongest ally and friend. Do I feel I could beat you man on man? Yes I feel I could but why not let Susan enjoy the ride. Shes one of the reasons Im where I am. So stop your whining and come get some.

(Blake turns and places his arm around Susan and walks to the back)

Alex Star goes for a Hotshot, but Blackheart Paul Vega counters it with a lariat
.
Alex Star whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes, but Blackheart Paul Vega
 reverses it.
Alex Star misses with an elbow.
Alex Star hits Blackheart Paul Vega with a shoulderblock.
Alex Star hits Blackheart Paul Vega with a backdrop driver.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Alex Star whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes.
Alex Star hits a kick to the midsection on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Alex Star attempts to place Blackheart Paul Vega on the turnbuckle, but
Blackheart Paul Vega blocks it.
Alex Star goes for an avalanche, but Blackheart Paul Vega side-steps and
Alex Star only hits air.
The crowd is starting to get behind Blackheart Paul Vega.
Blackheart Paul Vega takes Alex Star down with a kneelift.
Blackheart Paul Vega whips Alex Star into the ropes.
Alex Star misses with a clothesline.
Alex Star hits Blackheart Paul Vega with a kick.
Alex Star nails Blackheart Paul Vega with a flying bodypress.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Alex Star uses a backdrop driver on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Alex Star hits Blackheart Paul Vega with a flying legdrop.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Alex Star catches Blackheart Paul Vega in a scorpion deathlock.
Blackheart Paul Vega reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Alex Star hits a low blow on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Alex Star whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the turnbuckle.
Alex Star runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Alex Star nails Blackheart Paul Vega with a Frankensteiner from the top rope.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Alex Star rakes Blackheart Paul Vega's face across the cage.
Alex Star nails Blackheart Paul Vega with a Hotshot.
A small "Alex Star" chant is being started.
Alex Star stands on his opponent and poses.
The crowd is starting to get behind Alex Star.
Alex Star goes for a clawhold, but Blackheart Paul Vega blocks it.
Blackheart Paul Vega chops Alex Star.
A small "Blackheart Paul Vega" chant is being started.
Alex Star kicks Blackheart Paul Vega.
Blackheart Paul Vega chops Alex Star.
A few fans are cheering on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Alex Star punches Blackheart Paul Vega.
Alex Star chops Blackheart Paul Vega.
Alex Star goes for a clawhold, but Blackheart Paul Vega blocks it.
Blackheart Paul Vega nails Alex Star with a fist to the midsection.
Blackheart Paul Vega whips Alex Star into the turnbuckle.
Blackheart Paul Vega executes an avalanche on Alex Star.
The crowd is starting to get behind Blackheart Paul Vega.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for an avalanche, but Alex Star counters it with
a kick to the head.
Alex Star climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Blackheart Paul Vega throws him
 to the mat.
Blackheart Paul Vega whips Alex Star into the ropes, but Alex Star reverses it.
Alex Star hits Blackheart Paul Vega with a clothesline.
Blackheart Paul Vega bumps into the cage.
Alex Star takes Blackheart Paul Vega down with a flying legdrop.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Alex Star uses a backdrop driver on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Alex Star goes for a handspring elbow, but Blackheart Paul Vega
 counters it with a belly-to-back suplex.
Blackheart Paul Vega executes a slap on Alex Star.
Blackheart Paul Vega is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits Alex Star with a belly-to-back suplex.
Blackheart Paul Vega is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Alex Star nails Blackheart Paul Vega with a rolling kick.
Alex Star goes for the Shooting Star Senton, but Blackheart Paul Vega
 counters it with a fist to the midsection.
Blackheart Paul Vega executes an avalanche on Alex Star.
A small "Blackheart Paul Vega" chant is being started.
Blackheart Paul Vega runs into the ropes.
Blackheart Paul Vega misses with a clothesline.
Alex Star hits Blackheart Paul Vega with a clothesline.
Blackheart Paul Vega bumps into the cage.
The crowd is really behind Alex Star.
Alex Star nails Blackheart Paul Vega with a slingshot facebuster.
The crowd is really behind Alex Star.
Alex Star executes the Shooting Star Senton on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Alex Star goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Blackheart Paul Vega
 counters it with a hiptoss.
Blackheart Paul Vega is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a short lariat, but Alex Star blocks it.
Alex Star hits a kick to the midsection on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Alex Star nails Blackheart Paul Vega with an avalanche.
The crowd is going crazy.
Alex Star is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Alex Star nails Blackheart Paul Vega with a low blow.
Blackheart Paul Vega takes the powder and uses it on him.
The crowd is really behind Blackheart Paul Vega.
He goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Blackheart Paul Vega takes Alex Star down with an avalanche.
The crowd is really behind Blackheart Paul Vega.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a short lariat, but Alex Star blocks it.
Alex Star executes a facerake on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Alex Star chops Blackheart Paul Vega.
The crowd is going crazy.
Alex Star chops Blackheart Paul Vega.
Alex Star has the crowd going wild.
Alex Star goes for a facerake, but Blackheart Paul Vega blocks it.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a kick to the midsection, but Alex Star blocks it.

Alex Star takes Blackheart Paul Vega down with a low blow.
Alex Star uses a Frankensteiner from the top rope on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Alex Star nails Blackheart Paul Vega with a rolling kick.
Alex Star executes the Shooting Star Senton on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Alex Star uses a low blow on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Alex Star uses an enzuigiri on Blackheart Paul Vega.
There are lots of chants for Alex Star.
Alex Star uses a springboard legdrop on Blackheart Paul Vega.
There are lots of chants for Alex Star.
Alex Star is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Alex Star hits Blackheart Paul Vega with a facerake.
The crowd is really behind Alex Star.
Alex Star is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Blackheart Paul Vega takes the powder and uses it on him.
Blackheart Paul Vega is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
He goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Blackheart Paul Vega uses a belly-to-back suplex on Alex Star.
Blackheart Paul Vega gets a full nelson on Alex Star.
Alex Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits a short lariat on Alex Star.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Blackheart Paul Vega puts Alex Star in a grapevine.
Alex Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for an armlock leglock submission, but Alex Star
 blocks it.
Alex Star whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes.
Alex Star executes a Hotshot on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Alex Star locks Blackheart Paul Vega in the Oriental Spike.
Blackheart Paul Vega is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Blackheart Paul Vega reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Alex Star executes the Shooting Star Senton on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Alex Star all the way.

The winner is Alex Star. Time of match: 0:09:15

LIZ: WE HAVE A NEW T.V. Champ!  Alex Star wins the T.V. Title!

RICK: Hang on, he's go something to say...

(After the match, the referee hands Alex Star the NEWF TV Title Belt.  Star refuses to hold it.  The belt drops to the ground, while Star calls for a microphone.  Vega begins to walk toward the cage door to exit the ring ...)

ALEX STAR:  Hold on there, Vega.  Tonight I proved what everybody already knows. In a one on one match, Alex Star is unbeatable.  Not you, not Blake, not Mercury, NONE of my opponents can match skills with me.  But I see something different about you, Vega.  You're not a coward like the rest of GEN-X.  You keep poor company ... open your eyes.  THIS BELT (Star kicks the NEWF TV belt) means nothing to me.  I just won it to prove a point, and now I have no use for it. I hereby VACATE the NEWF TV title.  Now, Vega, it's time for you to live up to your word.  You want the belt back?  On Saturday you will wrestle the immortal Gangrel in a MANAGERS BANNED FROM RINGSIDE match.  Winner gets the TV Title.  Good luck Paul Vega, you'll need it.

(Star picks up the NEWF TV belt and exits the cage.  He throws the belt to the timekeeper and leaves.  The crowd is truly stunned by the display of pure arrogance.  Paul Vega shrugs his shoulders and heads back to the locker room.)

LIZ: What a show of arrogance by Alex Star!

RICK: I can't believe he just tossed away the NEWF T.V. Title like that.  It may not be the NEWF World Title belt, but to just toss away the title like that is ridiculous.

LIZ: IT would seem that no one wants that belt.

RICK: Heh, yeah since Smooth Operator has already tossed it away once.  But I think it's just that both men have huge egos, and couldn't handle being anything but the World Champ.  The T.V. Title is a great belt.

LIZ: Yes indeed.  Let's move on to our next match of the night as the Disaster Brothers take on the Sociopaths for the U.S. Tag Team Titles.

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for
one fall.
It is for the NEWF U.S. Tag Team Titles.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Sexy Susan...
At a total combined weight of 510 pounds...

Disaster Brothers

Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 657 pounds...

The NEWF U.S. Tag Team Champions...
The Sociopaths

They lock up.
Kommon Sense enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
KC "Loose" Cannon and Kommon Sense whip Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes.
They hit Blackheart Paul Vega with a double clothesline.
KC "Loose" Cannon and Kommon Sense whip Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes.
They hit Blackheart Paul Vega with a double elbowsmash.
KC "Loose" Cannon and Kommon Sense hit Blackheart Paul Vega with a double
flying headbutt.
Kommon Sense leaves the ring.
KC "Loose" Cannon goes for a clawhold, but Blackheart Paul Vega blocks it.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a short lariat, but KC "Loose" Cannon
 ducks out of the way.
KC "Loose" Cannon goes for a single-arm DDT, but Blackheart Paul Vega blocks it.

Blackheart Paul Vega tags out to Sinister Sean Blake.
Sinister Sean Blake whips KC "Loose" Cannon into the ropes.
KC "Loose" Cannon hits Sinister Sean Blake with an Asai moonsault.
James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.
KC "Loose" Cannon goes for a moonsault, but Sinister Sean Blake
 rolls out of the way.
A fan at ringside badmouths Sinister Sean Blake.
Blackheart Paul Vega enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Kommon Sense enters the ring and throws Blackheart Paul Vega out of the ring.
KC "Loose" Cannon and Kommon Sense hit Sinister Sean Blake with a double Hotshot
.
Kommon Sense leaves the ring.
KC "Loose" Cannon gets an airplane spin on Sinister Sean Blake.
Sinister Sean Blake tries to escape the hold.
Sinister Sean Blake summons one last burst of energy.
James Beard asks Sinister Sean Blake if he's still there.
Sinister Sean Blake nods.
James Beard asks Sinister Sean Blake if he should stop the fight.
Sinister Sean Blake shakes his head.
James Beard asks Sinister Sean Blake if he should stop the fight.
Sinister Sean Blake shakes his head.
KC "Loose" Cannon lets go after 37 seconds.
Kommon Sense enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Blackheart Paul Vega enters the ring and lays out Kommon Sense.
Sinister Sean Blake and Blackheart Paul Vega whip KC "Loose" Cannon
 into the ropes.
They attempt to hit KC "Loose" Cannon with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
KC "Loose" Cannon hits them with a double clothesline.
Blackheart Paul Vega leaves the ring.
KC "Loose" Cannon runs into the ropes.
Sinister Sean Blake goes for a monkey flip, but KC "Loose" Cannon blocks it.
KC "Loose" Cannon goes for the Oriental Spike, but Sinister Sean Blake
 blocks it.
Sinister Sean Blake hits KC "Loose" Cannon with a front-layout suplex.
Sinister Sean Blake executes a forearm smash on KC "Loose" Cannon.
Sinister Sean Blake takes KC "Loose" Cannon down with a forearm smash.
Sinister Sean Blake throws KC "Loose" Cannon out of the ring.
Sinister Sean Blake goes through the ropes.
Sinister Sean Blake hits a hiptoss on KC "Loose" Cannon.
Sexy Susan comes from behind and distracts KC "Loose" Cannon.
Blackheart Paul Vega comes over to make it two-on-one.
Kommon Sense comes over and lays out Blackheart Paul Vega.
KC "Loose" Cannon executes a kick to the midsection on Sinister Sean Blake.
Kommon Sense comes over to make it two-on-one.
Kommon Sense hits a Yakuza kick on Sinister Sean Blake.
KC "Loose" Cannon hits Sinister Sean Blake with an enzuigiri.
KC "Loose" Cannon is handed a keyboard.
KC "Loose" Cannon takes a swing at Sinister Sean Blake with the keyboard, but he
 gets out of the way.
Sinister Sean Blake snatches the keyboard from him.
Sinister Sean Blake hits him with the keyboard.
A fan at ringside badmouths Sinister Sean Blake.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Blackheart Paul Vega comes over to make it two-on-one.
Sinister Sean Blake and Blackheart Paul Vega hit KC "Loose" Cannon with
a double fist to the midsection.
Kommon Sense comes over and lays out Blackheart Paul Vega.
KC "Loose" Cannon hits him with the keyboard.
KC "Loose" Cannon throws Sinister Sean Blake back into the ring.
KC "Loose" Cannon locks Sinister Sean Blake in an airplane spin.
Sinister Sean Blake is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Sinister Sean Blake breaks the hold after 18 seconds.
Sinister Sean Blake tags out to Blackheart Paul Vega.
Kommon Sense enters the ring and lays out Sinister Sean Blake.
KC "Loose" Cannon and Kommon Sense whip Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes.
They hit Blackheart Paul Vega with a double clothesline.
Kommon Sense leaves the ring.
KC "Loose" Cannon
executes a Frankensteiner from the top rope on Blackheart Paul Vega.
James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.
KC "Loose" Cannon whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes, but
Blackheart Paul Vega reverses it.
Sexy Susan trips KC "Loose" Cannon.
Blackheart Paul Vega runs into the ropes.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits KC "Loose" Cannon with a clothesline.
KC "Loose" Cannon sits up.
The crowd is giving KC "Loose" Cannon a standing ovation.
Blackheart Paul Vega chops KC "Loose" Cannon.
Blackheart Paul Vega is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Blackheart Paul Vega chops KC "Loose" Cannon.
A fan at ringside badmouths Blackheart Paul Vega.
Blackheart Paul Vega puts KC "Loose" Cannon in a cobra clutch.
KC "Loose" Cannon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for an armlock hammerlock submission, but
KC "Loose" Cannon blocks it.
KC "Loose" Cannon takes Blackheart Paul Vega down with a double-axhandle chop.
KC "Loose" Cannon runs into the ropes.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a slap, but KC "Loose" Cannon blocks it.
KC "Loose" Cannon takes Blackheart Paul Vega down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
KC "Loose" Cannon tags out to Kommon Sense.
Kommon Sense and KC "Loose" Cannon whip Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes.
Kommon Sense and KC "Loose" Cannon hit Blackheart Paul Vega with a double
bulldog headlock.
KC "Loose" Cannon leaves the ring.
Kommon Sense takes Blackheart Paul Vega down with a single-arm DDT.
Kommon Sense executes a single-arm DDT on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Kommon Sense hits Blackheart Paul Vega with a double-axhandle chop.
Kommon Sense goes for a kick to the midsection, but Blackheart Paul Vega
 blocks it.
Blackheart Paul Vega runs into the ropes.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits Kommon Sense with a shoulderblock.
Blackheart Paul Vega runs into the ropes.
Kommon Sense hits Blackheart Paul Vega with a clothesline.
Blackheart Paul Vega falls out of the ring.
Kommon Sense goes through the ropes.
Kommon Sense sets up a table.
Kommon Sense whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the guardrail.
Kommon Sense uses a Yakuza kick on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Kommon Sense knocks Blackheart Paul Vega into the ringpost.
The crowd is behind Kommon Sense all the way.
Kommon Sense goes for a brain buster, but Blackheart Paul Vega counters it with
a small package.
Sinister Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one.
Sinister Sean Blake executes a flying fistdrop on Kommon Sense.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a full nelson, but Kommon Sense blocks it.
Sexy Susan comes from behind, but Kommon Sense nails Sexy Susan.
Blackheart Paul Vega uses a kick to the midsection on Kommon Sense.
Blackheart Paul Vega knocks Kommon Sense into the ringsteps.
Blackheart Paul Vega is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a roundhouse right, but Kommon Sense blocks it.
KC "Loose" Cannon comes over to make it two-on-one.
Kommon Sense and KC "Loose" Cannon hit Blackheart Paul Vega with a double
bulldog headlock.
Kommon Sense sets up Blackheart Paul Vega on the table.
Kommon Sense executes the SocioBomb through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The chants for Kommon Sense are deafening.
Kommon Sense throws Blackheart Paul Vega back into the ring.
Kommon Sense places Blackheart Paul Vega on the turnbuckle.
Kommon Sense executes the SocioBomb on Blackheart Paul Vega.
The chants for Kommon Sense are deafening.
Kommon Sense goes for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, Sexy Susan distracts James Beard.
KC "Loose" Cannon enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
KC "Loose" Cannon nails Blackheart Paul Vega with a rolling kick.
Kommon Sense puts Blackheart Paul Vega in a double chickenwing submission.
There is no referee there to ask Blackheart Paul Vega.
Blackheart Paul Vega is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Blackheart Paul Vega breaks the hold after 12 seconds.
KC "Loose" Cannon leaves the ring.
Blackheart Paul Vega leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Blackheart Paul Vega runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits Kommon Sense with a dropkick to the knee.
Blackheart Paul Vega punches Kommon Sense.
Blackheart Paul Vega punches Kommon Sense.
Blackheart Paul Vega is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Kommon Sense chops Blackheart Paul Vega.
Kommon Sense uses a thrust kick to the head on Blackheart Paul Vega.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kommon Sense.
Kommon Sense is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
James Beard is back on the job.
James Beard counts: One, two, Sexy Susan distracts James Beard.
James Beard is back on the job.
Kommon Sense uses a kick to the midsection on Blackheart Paul Vega.
KC "Loose" Cannon enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Sinister Sean Blake enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Kommon Sense and KC "Loose" Cannon whip Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes.
They hit Blackheart Paul Vega with a double clothesline.
Kommon Sense and KC "Loose" Cannon whip Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes.
They hit Blackheart Paul Vega with a double backdrop.
Kommon Sense and KC "Loose" Cannon hit Blackheart Paul Vega with a double
flying headbutt.
Sinister Sean Blake gets back up, but gets cut off.
KC "Loose" Cannon places Blackheart Paul Vega on the turnbuckle.
KC "Loose" Cannon hits Blackheart Paul Vega with a belly-to-belly superplex.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for KC "Loose" Cannon.
Kommon Sense goes for a flying bodypress, but Sexy Susan shoves him off
 the turnbuckle.
The crowd is giving Kommon Sense a standing ovation.
KC "Loose" Cannon leaves the ring.
Blackheart Paul Vega throws Kommon Sense out of the ring.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes through the ropes.
Blackheart Paul Vega is handed a fire extinguisher.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Blackheart Paul Vega is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits Kommon Sense with a kneedrop.
Sexy Susan comes from behind, but Kommon Sense nails Sexy Susan.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits Kommon Sense with a kick to the thigh.
Sinister Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one.
Blackheart Paul Vega and Sinister Sean Blake hit Kommon Sense with a double
fist to the midsection.
Blackheart Paul Vega and Sinister Sean Blake hit Kommon Sense with a double
fist to the midsection.
Sexy Susan comes from behind and distracts Kommon Sense.
Sinister Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one.
Sinister Sean Blake executes a flying fistdrop on Kommon Sense.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a full nelson, but Kommon Sense blocks it.
Kommon Sense executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Blackheart Paul Vega.
KC "Loose" Cannon comes over to make it two-on-one.
Sinister Sean Blake comes over and lays out KC "Loose" Cannon.
Blackheart Paul Vega and Sinister Sean Blake hit Kommon Sense with a double
kneedrop.
Sexy Susan comes from behind and distracts Kommon Sense.
Blackheart Paul Vega whips Kommon Sense into the guardrail.
Blackheart Paul Vega gives him a slap, but Kommon Sense doesn't budge.
KC "Loose" Cannon comes over to make it two-on-one.
KC "Loose" Cannon goes for a faceslam, but Blackheart Paul Vega blocks it.
Blackheart Paul Vega whips Kommon Sense into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
KC "Loose" Cannon comes over to make it two-on-one.
Sinister Sean Blake comes over and lays out KC "Loose" Cannon.
Sinister Sean Blake gives him a flying fistdrop, but Kommon Sense
 only stares at him.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a full nelson, but Kommon Sense blocks it.
Kommon Sense executes a front-layout suplex on Blackheart Paul Vega.
KC "Loose" Cannon comes over to make it two-on-one.
Kommon Sense and KC "Loose" Cannon hit Blackheart Paul Vega with a double
flying headbutt.
KC "Loose" Cannon comes over to make it two-on-one.
KC "Loose" Cannon takes Blackheart Paul Vega down with a slingshot facebuster.
Kommon Sense takes Blackheart Paul Vega down with a flying bodypress.
Kommon Sense knocks Blackheart Paul Vega into the ringsteps.
KC "Loose" Cannon comes over to make it two-on-one.
Sinister Sean Blake comes over, but gets cut off.
KC "Loose" Cannon executes a rolling kick on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Kommon Sense goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Blackheart Paul Vega
 blocks it.
Blackheart Paul Vega sets up a table.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a side suplex, but Kommon Sense blocks it.
KC "Loose" Cannon comes over to make it two-on-one.
Sinister Sean Blake comes over and lays out KC "Loose" Cannon.
Sinister Sean Blake is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Sinister Sean Blake hits a flying fistdrop on Kommon Sense.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a full nelson, but Kommon Sense blocks it.
KC "Loose" Cannon takes Blackheart Paul Vega down with a rolling kick.
Kommon Sense executes an enzuigiri on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Kommon Sense uses a Yakuza kick on Blackheart Paul Vega.
KC "Loose" Cannon comes over to make it two-on-one.
Kommon Sense and KC "Loose" Cannon hit Blackheart Paul Vega with a double
enzuigiri.
Sexy Susan comes from behind and distracts Kommon Sense.
Blackheart Paul Vega gives him a kick to the thigh, but Kommon Sense
 doesn't budge.
Sinister Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one.
KC "Loose" Cannon comes over and lays out Sinister Sean Blake.
KC "Loose" Cannon hits a rolling kick on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Kommon Sense hits an enzuigiri on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Kommon Sense knocks Blackheart Paul Vega into the ringsteps.
KC "Loose" Cannon comes over to make it two-on-one.
KC "Loose" Cannon hits a power bomb on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Kommon Sense takes Blackheart Paul Vega down with a spinning DDT.
Kommon Sense goes for a flying bodypress, but Blackheart Paul Vega
 rolls out of the way.
Blackheart Paul Vega sets up Kommon Sense on the table.
Blackheart Paul Vega tries to drive Kommon Sense through the table with
a jumping DDT, but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sexy Susan comes from behind and distracts Kommon Sense.
Blackheart Paul Vega is handed the powder.
Blackheart Paul Vega hits him with the powder.
Blackheart Paul Vega further incites the crowd.
Kommon Sense is busted wide open.
Blackheart Paul Vega whips Kommon Sense into the guardrail.
Blackheart Paul Vega sets up Kommon Sense on the table.
Blackheart Paul Vega executes a jumping DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Sinister Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one.
Sinister Sean Blake nails Kommon Sense with a flying fistdrop.
Blackheart Paul Vega sets up the chair.
Blackheart Paul Vega
executes a belly-to-back suplex onto the chair on Kommon Sense.
Blackheart Paul Vega sets up a table.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a kick to the head, but Kommon Sense
 ducks out of the way.
KC "Loose" Cannon comes over to make it two-on-one.
KC "Loose" Cannon nails Blackheart Paul Vega with a rolling kick.
Kommon Sense locks Blackheart Paul Vega in a double chickenwing submission.
KC "Loose" Cannon uses a rolling kick on Blackheart Paul Vega.
Kommon Sense goes for a backdrop driver, but Blackheart Paul Vega flips over.
Blackheart Paul Vega whips Kommon Sense into the guardrail.
Blackheart Paul Vega knocks Kommon Sense into the ringsteps.
Sinister Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one.
Sinister Sean Blake nails Kommon Sense with a flying fistdrop.
Blackheart Paul Vega uses a belly-to-back suplex on Kommon Sense.
Blackheart Paul Vega whips Kommon Sense into the guardrail.
Blackheart Paul Vega reenters the ring.
Kommon Sense follows him back in.
Blackheart Paul Vega executes the Blackheart Punch on Kommon Sense.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Blackheart Paul Vega goes for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, three.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

The winners are Disaster Brothers. Time of match: 0:15:20

LIZ: WE HAVE NEW U.S. TAG TEAM CHAMPS!!!!  The Disaster Brothers win!

RICK: Oh man, Vega nailed Kommon at the perfect time, just as he was stepping back through the ropes.  Kommon just dropped like a sack of rocks in a pond, and Vega got the win.  He may not be the T.V. Champ for now, but he's not without gold.

LIZ: GenX have cleaned house here tonight.

RICK: Yeah, just about.  Vega lost the T.V. Title, but he's already got another shot tonight.  The balance of power has shifted a bit more towards the middle now.

LIZ: Yes it has... hang on, I'm getting word from the back... let's go to that now...

(The camera cuts to the back, where Most Holy and Mark Paris are being handcuffed my about 20 police officers.  The Conveyors of Pain are yelling to Mostest, who yells something back about the Mustard having money, and then the camera cuts back to the announcers.)

LIZ: I am being told that both Most Holy and Mark Paris have been arrested for the limo incident last week on this show.  They are being taken to a Houston jail, but that's all we know for now.

RICK: This smells of King James.  Man, those Houston jails suck too.

LIZ: Heh, we'll try to find out more on this, but for now, we move on to our main event of the night, as Adonis Mercury and King James take on Alex Star and Speed Racer.

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for
one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Queen Victoria, King James and Adonis Mercury...
At a total combined weight of 515 pounds...

The Scientific Superstars

Their opponents...
Led to the ring by 'Cameraman" Corey Johnson, Overkill and Sonia Sterling...
At a total combined weight of 514 pounds...

New Doom Patrol consisting of: Alex Star and "The true wrestling ICON" Speed
Racer

                            King James vs Alex Star

They lock up.
King James runs into the ropes.
King James nails Alex Star with a swinging neckbreaker.
King James is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
King James hits Alex Star with a belly-to-back suplex.
King James goes for a German suplex, but Alex Star counters it with a go-behind.

Alex Star takes King James down with an enzuigiri.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Speed Racer enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Adonis Mercury enters the ring and throws Speed Racer out of the ring.
Adonis Mercury leaves the ring.
King James goes for a flying scepter smash, but Alex Star counters it with
a punch.
Alex Star runs into the ropes.
Alex Star misses with a kick.
Alex Star hits King James with a clothesline.
Alex Star stands on his opponent and poses.
The crowd is giving Alex Star a standing ovation.
King James begs off.
Alex Star tags out to Speed Racer.
Speed Racer goes for a fisherman buster, but King James counters it with
a small package.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
King James goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Speed Racer counters it with
a facerake.
Speed Racer punches King James.
The crowd is really behind Speed Racer.
Speed Racer kicks King James.
There are lots of chants for Speed Racer.
King James goes for a German suplex, but Speed Racer counters it with
a backward kick.
Speed Racer goes for a Death Valley Driver, but King James counters it with
a backdrop.
In turn, Speed Racer counters it with a sunset flip.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Speed Racer uses a spinning leg lariat on King James.
Speed Racer throws King James out of the ring.
Speed Racer jumps onto him with suicide dropkick.
The crowd is really behind Speed Racer.
Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Alex Star hits King James with a rolling kick.
Speed Racer uses a Victory Roll on King James.
Speed Racer and Alex Star hit King James with a double low blow.
Sonia Sterling comes from behind, but King James nails Sonia Sterling.
Speed Racer sets up a table.
Speed Racer goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but King James counters it with
a facerake.
King James goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Speed Racer blocks it.
Speed Racer sets up King James on the table.
Speed Racer executes a piledriver through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is really behind Speed Racer.
Speed Racer executes a snap suplex on King James.
Speed Racer whips King James into the guardrail.
Speed Racer takes King James down with a spinning leg lariat.
Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Adonis Mercury comes over, but gets cut off.
Speed Racer and Alex Star hit King James with a double low blow.
Speed Racer uses a German suplex on King James.
Speed Racer knocks King James into the ringsteps.
The crowd is really behind Speed Racer.
Speed Racer whips King James into the guardrail.
Speed Racer runs his thumb against his throat.
The crowd is really behind Speed Racer.
Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Alex Star goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but King James counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
Adonis Mercury comes over to make it two-on-one.
King James and Adonis Mercury hit Speed Racer with a double bodyslam.
Adonis Mercury goes for the Box Office Smash, but Speed Racer blocks it.
Alex Star goes for a backdrop driver, but Adonis Mercury counters it with
a facerake.
Speed Racer comes over and lays out King James.
Alex Star and Speed Racer hit Adonis Mercury with a double low blow.
Alex Star hits a short lariat on Adonis Mercury.
Speed Racer comes over to make it two-on-one.
Speed Racer executes a dropkick from the second rope on Adonis Mercury.
Alex Star takes Adonis Mercury down with a dragon suplex.
Speed Racer uses a superkick on Adonis Mercury.
Alex Star grabs a chair.
Alex Star sets up the chair.
Alex Star goes for a backdrop driver, but Adonis Mercury counters it with
a facerake.
Adonis Mercury executes a back heel kick on Alex Star.
King James comes over to make it two-on-one.
King James executes a swinging neckbreaker on Alex Star.
Adonis Mercury hits Alex Star with a flying dropkick.
Queen Victoria comes from behind, but Alex Star nails Queen Victoria.
Adonis Mercury whips Alex Star into the guardrail.
King James comes over to make it two-on-one.
King James uses a dropkick on Alex Star.
Adonis Mercury uses an inside cradle on Alex Star.
Adonis Mercury goes for the Quicksilver, but Alex Star counters it with
a side step.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Alex Star.
Speed Racer comes over to make it two-on-one.
Speed Racer takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Speed Racer executes a dropkick on Adonis Mercury.
Alex Star sets up the chair.
Alex Star nails Adonis Mercury with a backdrop driver onto the chair.
Alex Star is handed a baseball bat.
Alex Star hits him with the baseball bat.
The crowd erupts.
Alex Star whips Adonis Mercury into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Alex Star whips Adonis Mercury into the guardrail.
Alex Star uses an enzuigiri on Adonis Mercury.
Alex Star uses the Running Forearm Smash on Adonis Mercury.
Alex Star knocks Adonis Mercury into the ringsteps.
Speed Racer comes over to make it two-on-one.
Speed Racer nails Adonis Mercury with a superkick.
Alex Star takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Alex Star executes an enzuigiri on Adonis Mercury.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
King James comes over to make it two-on-one.
Adonis Mercury and King James hit Alex Star with a double vertical suplex.
Adonis Mercury catches Alex Star totally by surprise.
Adonis Mercury goes for the Quicksilver, but Alex Star counters it with
a side step.
Alex Star hits a moonsault on Adonis Mercury.
Alex Star is handed the ring bell.
Alex Star hits him with the ring bell.
The crowd is giving Alex Star a standing ovation.
Alex Star uses a double-axhandle chop on Adonis Mercury.
Alex Star hits him with the ring bell.
Alex Star hits Adonis Mercury with a kick to the midsection.
Speed Racer comes over to make it two-on-one.
King James comes over and lays out Speed Racer.
A fan at ringside badmouths King James.
Adonis Mercury throws Alex Star back into the ring.
Adonis Mercury kicks Alex Star.
Adonis Mercury kicks Alex Star.
A fan at ringside badmouths Adonis Mercury.
Adonis Mercury tags out to King James.
Adonis Mercury goes for a power bomb, but Alex Star blocks it.
Adonis Mercury rolls out of the ring.
Alex Star hits King James with a slingshot facebuster.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Alex Star.
King James begs off.
Alex Star hits King James with a double-axhandle chop.
Alex Star nails King James with a slingshot facebuster.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Alex Star.
Alex Star is going for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Speed Racer enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Alex Star and Speed Racer hit King James with a double bulldog headlock.
Speed Racer leaves the ring.
Alex Star runs into the ropes.
King James hits Alex Star with a kick.
King James is going for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
King James nails Alex Star with a Northern Lights suplex.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
King James complains about a slow count.
Alex Star hits an inside cradle on King James.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
King James throws a fireball.
King James is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
He goes for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, Speed Racer doesn't make it in time... three.
A fan at ringside badmouths King James.

The winners are The Scientific Superstars. Time of match: 0:08:25

LIZ: Oh!  Alex Star is down!  Alex Star is down!

RICK: He's writhing in pain from that fireball!  This is disasterous!

LIZ: The rest of the Hardcore Pretty Boys have come to ringside, but the paramedics are putting Star on a strectcher.  I hope this isn't bad.

RICK: It can't be good considering Star's modeling career.  I didn't look like he got caught head on, but his eyebrows may be toasted.  Look at King James though laughing behing his RSF troops.

LIZ: That is really sick.  Well, James and Mercury get the win, but not fairly at all.  We are out of time for tonight, we'll see you this weekend.  GOod night everyone!

(The camera fades to black.)

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