WARNINGS:
Do not use with food; if you plan on using this product make sure that you do not plan on eating. Keep out of the reach of children. Everybody knows kids like things that come in strange packages, (such as our environmentally hazardous aerosal can, so make sure the kids don't grab "Meat-n-a-Can" because allowing them to do so may cause the high-pitched, whiney sounds that come out of their mouths to reach a deafening tone that only your next door neighbor's dog can hear! Keep out of the reach of cats, dogs, hamsters, squirrels, fish, monkeys, sea horses, horses, cows, deer, antelope, spiders, shellfish, apes, furry bunnies, elephants, frogs, gerbils, iguanas, jack rabbits, kangaroos, leopards, mice, nocturnal creatures, snakes, turtles, zebras, cattle, in short, any thing with a pulse. As a matter of fact, you might be careful if you plan on buying this product. Keep the number to poison control handy, okay?
PLEASE NOTE:
"Meat-n-a-Can" Corp. and its affiliates are not responsible for any of the above mentioned side effects. If you experience any of the above symptoms contact your family physician. Do not attempt to contact "Meat-n-a-Can" as you will find that you have just been ripped off!