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[February 12, 2001]

Jen: "Love, Honor and Obey? Who came up with that some guy? Promise me, if you ever see me in a limo, headed to a church in a stupid white gown, shoot out the tires, okay?"



Cristian: "Okay."



[April 15, 2002]

Priest: "Al, do you take Jen to be your wedded wife, to live together in Holy matrimony, to love, honor, and cherish her in joy and sorrow, in sickness and in health, and to be to her in all things a good and faithful husband?"

Al: "I do."

Priest: "Jen, do you take Al to be your wedded husband, to live together in Holy matrimony, to love, honor, and cherish him in joy and sorrow, in sickness and in health, and to be to him in all things a good and faithful wife?"

Jen: "I-"

Cristian: "No, Jen! Don't!"





[April 16, 2002]

Cristian: "Al, come on, why don't you just tell jen the truth, huh? Tell everybody the truth."

Al: "I don't know what you're talking about."

Cristian: "I'm talking about the fact that you can walk!"










Cristian: "Okay, I'm out of here. But I'm leaving with Jen."