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~THE DRUNK & THE HOLE ~
A drunk fell in a hole and couldn't get out.  A businessman went by. The drunk called out for help.  The businessman threw him some money and told him, "get yourself a ladder."  But the drunk could not find a ladder in the hole he was in.

A doctor walked by.  The drunk said, "Help, I can't get out."  The doctor gave him drugs and said, "Take this, it will relieve the pain."  The drunk said thanks, but when the pills ran out, he was still in the hole.

A renowned psychiatrist rode by and heard the drunks cries for help.  He stopped and asked, "How did you get there?" Were you form there? Were you put  there by your parents? Tell me about yourself, it will alleviate your sense of loneliness."  So the drunk talked with him for an hour, then the psychiatrist had to leave, but he said  he'd be back next week.  The drunk thanked him, but was still in the hole.

A priest came by and the drunk called for help.  The priest gave him a Bible and said, "I'll say a prayer for you," He got down on his knees and prayed for the drunk, then left.  The drunk was very grateful, he read the Bible, but he was still stuck in that hole.

A recovering alcoholic happened to be passing by, the drunk cried out, "Hey, help me, I'm stuck in this hole. "Right away, the recovering alcoholic jumped into the hole with him.  The drunk said, "What are you doing?" Now we're both stuck here.!"  But the recovering alcoholic said, "It's okay, I've been here before, I know how to get out."

~author unknown~