| ...More Trash 2003 |
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| Megan The Meltress Rumors of Megan's Mean Melt beginning to circulate beyone 102 and 303. She says the secret to a successful melt is to not spoil the hands that build them by buckling own ski boots (see John). |
| Kevin Murphy (K2) Director of Decor Many thanks for the cool baseball caps. Insisted he's over the Eagles flop by spinning head around, projecting Eagle green soup out, and tearing down SuperBowl decorations. 2nd consequitve year nobody saw him on the slopes, leading one to ask "If a Murphy falls on a green trail and nobody sees him, was he there?" Kudos for soup too! |
| Marcy Ski Trash Award Tried all winter to find ways not to ski. Bonus points for trying snowboarding. Points deducted for stating "I don't like this snow boarding for nothin'", then quitting. Determined that a Sunday massage makes a lot more sense than a Friday massage. No booty dance this year. Cheated at naked twister. |
| Whitey Jenny Craig Award Perfected way to lose pounds by injesting "ho ho virus". All water weight and some more stuff completely out of system afterwards. Set record for sleeplessness in a day, as he was afraid to relax bowels. Beat Kev in 1st and best race of weekend. |
| Mikey B Smooth Criminal Produced a Gumbay Smash from pants in Grist Mill parking lot. Co-founder of "Tag-out" style. Went to the bitter end on Sunday, missing the last lift and walking home with Kev. |
| Jerry Most Improved Skier Last year looked at black diamonds and said no way. This season, under brand spankin' new boards conquered many a diamond, including the suck ass one that stood in the way of walking and skiing back. Inquired about Jenny Craig program on way home. |
| Gordo Doris Day Award Someday will make someone a nice wife. Used Point Pleasant boardwalk skills to toss a ringer at the Grist Mill on the antler with WSC hat. Future attempts at other animals discouraged by smallest bouncer ever. Picked up a few narrow victories in minor awards races (hey, if you don't like it get your own damn website!). |
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| Kev, Donna, ML, PP, and Maureen at base lodge |
| M u r p h y H e i s m a n 1 9 8 1 |
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| Whitey discovers long wait for shuttle |
| Billy D and MVP Wiley in front of SB decor |
Lughead MIA |
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