The Illustrator, Writer, Producer, And Mad Genius Behind All Of This Was ... Al Creed (Me)
The Cast
The Critic of Cynics Past was played by Al Franken
The Critic of Cynics Present was played by Michael Moore
The Critic Of Cynics Yet To Come was played by Some Canadian Smuck
Condeleeza Rice was played by The Queen Of The Harpies
Dick Cheney was played by Yoda
Angry American 1 was played by Some Asshole
Angry American 2 was played by Another Asshole
Homeless Teen Mother was played by Avril Lavigne
And Featuring
Crackers the Talking Chimpanzee as George W. Bush
Extras:
Magan Cherry, Matt Greening, Drew Crist, Pearl Lopez, Rocky Lane
Tom Lester, Stacey Murfield, Kevin Harris, Hect, and Rob the Cool Guy
Pictures of Former Presidents, And Locations For Setting provided by Yahoo.com Image Search
The Best Boy was No one
The Worst Boy was That Kid From the Problem Child Movies
Soundtrack For This Comic Is Available No Where.
Stay Tuned For The Next TCR Special!
©2003 AL Illustrations Inc. Don't Steal My Ideas. Or Else.
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