偉大的鄧小平同志訪美笑話一則

有回鄧小平訪美, 遇上個記者, 翻譯又剛走開了.

記 : (想考鄧) Mr. Tang, who is the first president of the United States?

鄧 : (以為問他尊姓) 我姓鄧 (Washington).

記 : (佩服地) What's your most critical mission here?

鄧 : (以為問他大名) 小平 (Shopping).

記 : (有點不好意思) Oh well... who do you think will succeed Jiang-Jing-Guo (蔣經國) in Taiwan?

鄧 : (想找翻譯) 你等會 (李登輝).

記 : (如獲至寶) Thank you so much for the insight! Who will be the next then?

鄧 : (不耐煩了) 隨便啦 (水扁啦)!