The not so obvious Lord of the Rings Alphabet!

Just random things, read and you’ll understand!

 

A is for apple! Which Aragorn through at the hobbits when they complained about not having second breakfast.

B is for Boat! Which Frodo ran of in! 

C is for climbing stairs in Mordor! 

D is for Daughter. Elrond’s in fact! (Arwen) 

E is for Elves!!! How can I not mention them? After all there so perfect and brilliant and …. Oops, this isn’t meant to be about elves, sorry! 

F is for Fish! Gollum’s favourite food! He likes them raw! 

G is for Grey the colour of rocks which hobbit’s like to throw!) 

H is for Hot! Like fires used for cooking! (Also a word that likes to follow Elf!) 

I is for Ice and snow, which Legolas can run on top off! (Because he’s so perfect and …. Oops done it again!!) 

J is for Jumping!!! From great distances! 

K is for King. NOOOOO!!! Too obvious! I know! K is for Koala, in lord of the rings there are none. There much better! 

L is for Love. Like Aragorn’s for Arwen. And Eowyn for practically EVERY member off the fellowship! (well defiantly Aragorn and Legolas, possibly Gimli as well!!!) 

M is for Mines! Where Dwarfs live….. Must avoid them at all costs! 

N is for Nasty. Gollum’s definition of “Hobbit’s” 

O is the shape of the ring! (There that was nice and random!) 

P is for Pride, which Haldir has a lot of! 

Q is for Quail, because it’s random unlike Queen! 

R is for Riding Horses… if you need that explaining just go watch the film! 

S is for Samwise! Because you weren’t expecting something as obvious as that! (or if you really want something random: Singing. There’s a lot in the book!) 

T is for Target Practise! Lets use Gimli’s Head! 

U is for Unicorn…. Mmm I didn’t see any of them!!! 

V is for Volcano in Mordor, (it’s not like I could have used Viking is it?) 

W is for Wash, what Aragorn needs to do with his hair! 

X is for mmmm ok really stuck now. I know!!! X is for <insert random name beginning with X> who knows, he/she might be in the book! 

Y is for Yachting! Even though they were canoes! 

Z is for Zoo! Look in the monkey section and you’ll find Gimli!!! (He’s the ugly one on the left) 

% is for finally finished!!!  Thanks for reading my completely random alphabet. If you’re really bored you might have found it funny!

 

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