Do you like to travel? Or are you looking to book passage for another?

Tickets aboard the Ship of Fools are free. They may be gained by the following acts:

*Godmoding and powergaming
*Disrupting the rooms intentionally
*Flagrant disregard of the rules and GMs
*Any banishable acts not specifically named here.

Being located on an Island, we realized the need for a means of transportation for our banishees. Enter the Ship of Fools. A one-way ticket out, a cruise to nowhere.

The crew can see to your needs on the ship: The captain, the cruise director, the ship's doctor, the bartender and ...we're not sure what the other guy does, but some say he's the one who blindfolds you when it's time to walk the plank. All banishees eventually do: The only port of call is the Isle, and that's to pick up the next group of passengers. All riders of the Ship of Fools are forced to learn a song and sing it incessantly on the voyage, and it goes a little something like this....

Fools, we got what we're due
Crew said "Come Aboard. We're expecting you."
Fools, what to do for relief?
Watch where you go, it floats back on you.
Eww...

The Ship of Fools soon will be making another run
The Ship of Fools, wave as it sets off, throw streamers, have fun
We'll set a course for adventure,
Watch that orc tugging on your pants.

He says,
"Love won't hurt anymore"
Since we got exiled from the Crystal Shores.
Yes FOOLS! We're FOOLS!
Ship of Fools soon will be making another run
The Ship of Fools, wave as it sets off, throw streamers, have fun
Set a course for adventure,
That orc's now tugging on his pants.

He whispers,
"Love won't hurt anymore"
Since we got exiled from the Crystal Shores.
We're FOOLS! We're FOOLS! We're FOOLS!
It's the Ship of Fools-ah! It's the Ship of Fools-ah!

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The Ship of Fools was just a nice term for banishment..until someone likened it to "The Love Boat", with cheering and streamers, lol. Enjoy.

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