Index
At the Zoo - Teddy/James - "I'm sorry if I don't fit your standards of maturity, but I'm old enough to know what I want!"
Argument - AS/S - "Disapproval, and/or First Kiss"
Aaaaargh! - AS/S – "harry and/or draco walk in on them cuddling naked after sex"
Priorities - "Snarry where Harry is singing an old song, like the Beatles or Elvis or something and Sev say's the song is older than he is-- which prompts Harry to show he’s older than his age"
Almost Missed Opportunities - AS/S - "Scorpius gets scolded by Albus when he comes back to the common room well after hours."
Just a Little Mushy - Teddy/Victoire - "hot chocolate"
Annoyance - Scorpius/James - "envy"
Disagreements - Scorpius/James - "differences"
Mind-blowing - Teddy/Scorpius/Albus - "tongue"
Caught - Ted/Jamie & AS/S - "Where Jamie having a kinky moment with Teddie morphing into Scorp and guess what? Al and Scorp sees it."
Lopsided - James/Teddy – "snowman"
Coffeetime - Harry/Draco – "Stop fooling around - I want you, now!"
Silly - Harry/Ron – "milk moustache"
Dance - Neville/Luna – "rain"
Relations - James/Neville - "He's my boss. I'm allowed to sexually harass my boss."
Sweet Nothings - AS/S – "No, you may not call me schnookums."
Hug - Harry/Ron – "huge crush"
Almost - Teddy – "booted"
Whatever - "Scorpius coming out to Draco and introducing his b/f"
Confessions - “Teddy confessing Harry, that he's truly, madly deeply in LOVE with Jamie”
Denial - Sirius/Remus - “something where James walks in on them in the dorms and is completely oblivious to what's going on? (Either that, or he makes up excuses for himself justifying what he sees.)”
Mistletoe - Luna/Harry - "something along the lines of looking for her stolen shoes"
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At the Zoo
Rating: PG
Request: Teddy/James - "I'm sorry if I don't fit your standards of maturity, but I'm old enough to know what I want!"
Requested by: rawrfoo
"So," James said flatly, wrinkling his nose at the smell, "It's your birthday, and you took me to the zoo."
"You used to love the zoo!" Teddy said defensively.
"Yes," James agreed, "When I was twelve. It's been ten years, Teddy. I've grown up. Seen the world. The zoo just doesn't do it for me anymore."
Teddy did not pout, he sulked. It was completely different. "Well, sorry, Mister Worldly Quidditch Star," he muttered, "Haven't seen you in forever, I can hardly be held accountable for not knowing what your interests are anymore."
James rolled his eyes. "I saw you last week, at my parents house," he said, shaking his head, "We talked for a solid two hours about how I'd been in the past month since I'd seen you."
"Fine," Teddy sighed, giving in, "I like the zoo. Don't you laugh at me!" he warned, waggling a finger at an amused looking James, who held up his hands up for mercy.
"Just trying to get you to admit it," James said cheerfully, chuckling, "I can't believe you're turning twenty eight, you act like such a kid."
Teddy automatically grimaced at the reminder of his age. "Shut up," he grumbled unhappily, and changed the topic, "How's..." -his brow furrowed as he frantically tried to recall the name- "...Dairy?" Teddy offered cautiously.
James snorted in amusement. "It's nice to know that, unlike the rest of the Wizarding community, you haven't a clue what's going on in my love life," he remarked. Teddy was rather relieved he wasn't upset, though he hadn't really expected James to be - and besides, how could he know about James' love life? He'd canceled his subscription to almost all magazines after the one time he'd come home to a pile of them all with the same picture splashed across the cover; James snogging one of his teammates in the corner of a dark club.
A male teammate.
It was hardly fair. It'd been quite alright for Teddy, dealing with his unhealthy attachment to James while he'd thought James was strictly straight, but when he'd discovered he'd quite possibly, maybe, not really had a chance-
Well, put it this way - it'd been rather frightening how much like Aunt Ginny he'd become.
"Haha," Teddy said, "Sure."
"Anyway," James said, cheerfully, waving at a couple of teenaged girls who had stopped by the monkey cage to stop and stare glassy eyed at him, "Dana is quite well - except, I've dumped her anyway." Oh yes, it'd been a girl this time. It was rather depressing, being in love with a boy who would sleep with nearly anyone.
"Oh, really," Teddy said, a bit too casually, "Why?"
"She accused me of being in love with you," James said, as if he'd just told Teddy which way was left.
Teddy choked. "What?" he croaked.
"I just told you," James said, rolling his eyes, "You must be losing your memory in your old age-" he dodged a swipe from Teddy, laughing "-she accused me of being in love with you," James continued, "Isn't that insane?"
"Uh," Teddy said, intelligently.
"I mean, you've dated Victoire," James said, dismissively, "And you've never even dated a boy before, anyway, no experience whatsoever, and besides, you're more like a brother, right? Admittedly, sometimes more like a younger brother-"
"Hey now," Teddy interrupted, feeling rather put out, "I'm sorry if I don't fit your standards of maturity, which is overrated anyway, but at least I know what I want-"
"Look, ice cream!" James said, and Teddy whirled around.
"Where?" Teddy asked, turning his head from side to side, trying to find the ever elusive ice cream stand. He scowled, turning back around to James, and said, "Very funny, James, very funny, honest- oomph?" He was cut off, and for a second, his brain couldn't seem to process what was going on.
It's a dream, Teddy thought wildly, James is not kissing me and I am most definitely not kissing back and there are not small children and their mothers passing by and pointing. He tried to pinch himself, but there were a pair of strong hands holding his arms to the side.
James let go of him, sheepishly, and tried to brush it off. "Just trying to see if there was anything to what Dana said and-"
"I'minlovewithyou," Teddy blurted out, and cursed himself and James for making the filter between his mouth and his brain completely dissolve.
"-holy shit," James finished. And then he looked down at his watch.
Teddy blinked. "Um," he said.
"It's 4:24 in the afternoon," James reported.
"That's nice to know?" Teddy said, unsurely.
"So," James continued, "I've been in love with you for six years, once it hits 6:20." He shook his head. "God, Teddy, you're an idiot. Even my Dad knows, and you know how he is."
"Oh," Teddy said, feeling small, "Sorry?" He felt confused, and slightly upset. It was a rather big deal for him, really, and - wait, Harry knew? That was rather sad.
James grinned at him. "Tell you what," he said, good naturedly, "Let's go out to eat, and if you let me pay for it, I'll forgive you. Sound fair?"
"It's a date," Teddy agreed, quickly, and a tingle of excitement ran down his spine.
From behind a bush, four people crouching together, watching the pair, all giggled simultaniously. "He's so whipped," Ginny whispered.
"No kidding," Harry whispered back.
"Honestly, I think he was whipped before," Lily put in.
"Shh!" Albus hissed at them.
And Teddy and James were blissfully unaware as they smiled at each other.
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Argument
Rating: PG
Request: AS/S - "Disapproval, and/or First Kiss"
Requested by: yumikoyoshihana
“You kissed a Slytherin!” James shouted at Albus, waving his arms around wildly.
“I’m a Slytherin!” Albus shouted back.
“He’s a Malfoy!”
“So?” Albus demanded, “I like him a lot – maybe even love!”
“But he’s a Malfoy!” James howled.
“Can’t you just be happy for me?” Albus snapped at him, “You’re my brother!”
James pouted. “But, he’s a Malfoy,” he whined, “Please, please tell me that at least it wasn’t your first kiss.”
Albus was silent, but he scowled at James.
James frowned. “I disapprove,” he grumbled unhappily, “My little brother, dating a Malfoy.”
“Can I go now?” Scorpius asked.
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Aaaaargh!
Rating: PG
Request: AS/S – “harry and/or draco walk in on them cuddling naked after sex”
Requested by: ssslytheringirl
“Aaaaargh!” Harry screamed loudly.
“Aaaaargh!” Albus and Scorpius screamed, and the two boys scrambled over each other, trying to cover as much skin as possible, while not touching each other at all. It was, Harry thought, a scene that might’ve been funnier if it hadn’t been his son that was naked in bed with another boy.
“Aaaargh!” Harry screamed again, simply because he couldn’t think of anything else to do. “N-naked!” he shouted, pointing.
“Hello, Mr. Potter,” the blonde boy said, rather calmly considering he was covering himself with a pillow, “I’m Scorpius Malfoy, Albus’ boyfriend.”
“Hello,” Harry said, dazedly, "I think I'm going to sit down now."
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Priorities
Rating: PG
Request: “Snarry where Harry is singing an old song, like the Beatles or Elvis or something and Sev say's the song is older than he is-- which prompts Harry to show he’s older than his age”
Requested by: honorarymaraudr
“Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love,” Harry sang loudly, and terribly off key.
“Please,” Severus said, his face pained, “Stop it, please, I quite like this song and you’re completely ruining it. It’s been a rather nice constant in my life, and it’s been around longer than you have and I’d rather not choose between you and the Beatles, because, to my absolute horror, I might actually choose you instead.”
“Aw,” Harry said, grinning, “How very sweet…” and at Severus’ expression, he quickly added, “In a completely not sweet way.” He crawled into his lover’s lap, smiling suggestively, “And just for that…”
Screw the Beatles, anyway, Harry was sexier.
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Almost Missed Opportunities
Rating: PG
Request: AS/S - "Scorpius gets scolded by Albus when he comes back to the common room well after hours."
Requested by: midiilovesyou
Scorpius stepped into the Ravenclaw common room and the light flickered on, revealing a very solemn Albus sitting in one of the chairs.
Scorpius blinked at him. “How in the world did you get in?” he asked, blankly, “You’re not a Ravenclaw-”
“I’ve been waiting forever for you to get back,” Albus interrupted, his face incredibly serious.
“I was just a bit restless,” Scorpius said, feeling strange about having to explain himself, “I took a walk-”
“I wanted to say I’m in love with you too, you idiot, and I couldn’t even find you!” Albus cried.
Scorpius blinked again, before a grin split his face. “Yay,” he said, and Albus giggled.
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Just a Little Mushy
Rating: PG
Request: Teddy/Victoire - "hot chocolate"
Requested by: brownsaucesambo
“Oh, god, it’s freezing out there,” James muttered as he and Victoire collapsed on the couch in front of the fire.
“I love you,” Victoire said to Teddy reverently as he handed her a steaming hot mug of hot chocolate.
“No, I love you.” he retorted, sitting down next to her on the couch.
“Where’s my hot chocolate?” James asked no one in particular, and he was ignored anyway.
Victoire giggled, warming her hands with her mug. “No, I love you more,” she said to Teddy.
“Nooooo,” Teddy teased, “I love you-”
“Agh, you two make me sick,” James grumbled.
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Annoyance
Rating: G
Request: Scorpius/James - "envy"
Requested by: caeru_
James pouted.
Scorpius rolled his eyes impatiently. “Honestly,” he sighed, exasperated, “I love you, you know that, why in the world are you jealous of Albus-”
“Well, he’s your friend isn’t he?” James muttered unhappily, “And he’s in the same year as you, and since I graduated, you two spend far more time together than you spend with me. It’s not that far of a stretch to see why I’m jealous…”
“Yes, it is!” Scorpius snapped, annoyed.
James gave him a kicked puppy dog look at his sharp tone.
“Don’t look at me like that,” Scorpius warned, “I am not the one at fault here.”
The doleful look in James’ eyes turned heavier. Scorpius sighed again, and shook his head as the anger began to drain away.
“I can’t believe I put up with you,” Scorpius mumbled, allowing James to pull him into a hug.
“Aw,” James said, now grinning, “I love you too.”
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Disagreements
Rating: G
Request: Scorpius/James - "differences"
Requested by: scelerisin
“No,” James said, crossing his arms and sticking his nose up in the air with the same obstinate air of a five year old.
Scorpius frowned at him. “It’s good for you,” he pressed, indicating towards the spoon of liquid Muggle medicine, “It’ll make you feel better.”
“Dun wanna,” James grumbled, his nose stuffy, “Tastes bad.”
Scorpius scowled at him. “You won’t go to the hospital, you won’t let me cast any magic on you, and now you won’t even take some medicine,” he growled in frustration, “James, you stupid bugger- Ack,” he finished abruptly as he was pulled into bed and arms were wrapped around his stomach.
“Cuddle?” James mumbled into his neck.
Scorpius sighed. “Fine,” he said, annoyed but feeling strangely placated, “But only for five minutes!”
“Nngh,” James agreed sleepily, and Scorpius rolled his eyes.
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Mind-blowing
Rating: PG
Request: Teddy/Scorpius/Albus - "tongue"
Requested by: spacemonkey87
“Oh my god,” Teddy gaped, “What did you do to your tongue?”
Albus grinned at him. “Pierced it,” he said, cheerfully, and stuck out his tongue to show Teddy again. “Like it?” he asked, presumably, because when he really said it, it was quite a bit more garbled.
“What am I going to tell your father?” Teddy groaned, putting his head in his hands.
“Tell him that it makes our love life more… interesting,” Scorpius said smirking, as he pulled Teddy’s face out of his hands.
“Guh,” Teddy groaned, “Please, he’s hardly forgiven me after he found out about the three of us-”
Albus kissed him, and he forgot where he was going with his sentence.
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Caught
Rating: PG-13
Request: Ted/Jamie & AS/S - "Where Jamie having a kinky moment with Teddie morphing into Scorp and guess what? Al and Scorp sees it."
Requested by: boiwndr
“I still can’t believe Albus is dating that Malfoy boy,” James grumbled, “Didn’t he listen to anything Uncle Ron said about him?”
“Mm-hm,” Teddy agreed, automatically, and wondered why James wanted to talk about his little brother and his boyfriend while the two of them were sitting naked in bed.
“My brother! Gay for that blonde brat!” James huffed unhappily.
“You’re gay for me,” Teddy pointed out, and was subsequently ignored. The hand creeping up James’ leg was either unnoticed or ignored as well.
“What does my brother see in him?” James demanded, “It can’t be his personality, and he’s not that pretty - Teddy, what’re you doing?”
Teddy rolled his eyes. “What do you think?” He grinned. “Or would you prefer something different?”
James looked at him blankly, and Teddy concentrated on blonde hair, sharp features, and a smirking mouth.
“Gaaaah!” James shrieked in horror, “Teddy, what the hell?!”
Scorpius’ face grinned mischievously at him, and Teddy answered, in Scorpius’ voice as well, low and husky, which was both arousing and appalling to James at the same time, “Well, you wouldn’t stop talking about him, and I thought-”
The door creaked open, and Albus thrust his head into the room, “James, can I borrow a shirt – holy shit!”
The head was quickly retracted, and there was some hushed, hurried conferring on the other side of the door, and James nearly died in embarrassment when Scorpius Malfoy stuck his head in.
“Oh,” Scorpius said, amused, “That’s awkward.”
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Lopsided
Rating: G
Request: James/Teddy – “snowman”
Requested by: licorice_wand
“James,” Teddy said, “Your snowman’s a little bit lopsided.”
James crossed his arms, and frowned. “You’re a little lopsided,” he retorted, and gave what looked like a hug to the snowman.
Teddy blinked. “Are you hugging the snowman?” he asked, appalled, “And what do you mean, I’m lopsided? Is that a reference to my sexuality?”
“Yes,” James said, “And, yes.” He stuck his tongue out at Teddy, and Teddy had to resist the urge to ask if that was an invitation.
And now he was jealous of a snowman, Teddy thought grumpily, as James fussed over it almost obsessively.
Lame.
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Coffeetime
Rating: G
Request: Harry/Draco – “Stop fooling around - I want you, now!”
Requested by: lady_hiwatari
“Stop fooling around - I want you, now!” Harry shouted, frustrated.
This would have been more endearing, if Harry had been talking to him, not to the coffee machine.
Draco scowled at an oblivious Harry, who, in turn, scowled at the infernal coffee maker. It wasn’t like coffee was particularly tasty, Draco thought, irritably, or like Harry needed to work.
But noooo, it was all, “it’s my duty, I feel like I should,” blah, blah. Stupid honorable, Gryffindor lovers.
Harry turned, and noticed him staring, and gave him a bright smile, lifting Draco’s spirits considerably.
He was forgiven, Draco decided.
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Silly
Rating: G
Request: Harry/Ron – “milk moustache”
Requested by: lord_harrymort
Ron looked up from his pancakes. “Mmrgh?” he asked.
Harry held back a snicker and indicated towards his lip. Ron cautiously touched his own, and groaned. “I’ve got a milk moustache, haven’t I?” he asked. Harry nodded, scarcely able to keep his laughter in.
Ron attempted to swipe it off quickly with his sleeve, but ended up smearing some milk across his cheek instead. Harry snorted.
Ron glared at him. “It’s not that funny,” he protested, sending Harry into peals of laughter. “It’s not!” Ron insisted.
Harry just laughed harder. Finally, Ron just leaned over the table and kissed him on the mouth to shut him up, and Harry happily did.
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Dance
Rating: G
Request: Neville/Luna – “rain”
Requested by: merusa
Luna dances in the rain, her mouth open to catch raindrops and her blonde hair sticks to her face and shoulders and Neville thinks she’s the most beautiful, graceful thing in the world.
She opens her arms out to him, and Neville steps into the rain, squinting automatically to keep the rain out of his eyes. Luna scolds him.
“Open your eyes,” she whispers to him, and he does, opens them as wide as he can.
His skin is chilled, and Luna leads him in a waltz, and the rain that slides into his mouth is salty.
Good bye, Gran.
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Relations
Rating: G
Request: James/Neville - “He's my boss. I'm allowed to sexually harass my boss.”
Requested by: spleenage
Harry frowned down at his son, who was the only one in the family shorter than him (much to his delight).
James scowled back. “What?” he demanded.
“Have you been hitting on Neville?” Harry asked. Neville, to his side, sputtered and choked on his tea.
James sniffed. “He's my boss. I'm allowed to sexually harass my boss. Besides,” he continued, “He hasn’t exactly been complaining, now has he?” James grinned at Neville, who turned so red, he was nearly purple.
Harry glanced between the two of them. “Wait,” he said, “So you-”
“Yes,” Neville squeaked out, wanting to keep Harry from finishing his sentence.
“Damn,” Harry said, “I owe Hermione five galleons.”
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Sweet Nothings
Rating: G
Request: AS/S – “No, you may not call me schnookums.”
Requested by: the_jenenator
“Just to get this straight,” Scorpius told his boyfriend seriously, ignoring Albus’ giggle at the irony, “You can not call me sweetie, darling, honey-bun, etc.”
“Okay,” Albus said, sincerely.
Scorpius nodded in relief.
Scorpius remembered this conversation. He shouldn’t have bought into Albus’ innocent green eyes.
Dammit, he should’ve been spared the indecency of being asked, “So, can I call you schnookums, instead?” – right in the middle of Herbology!
He was never going to live this down. At least the expression on Professor Longbottom’s face was almost worth it.
“No,” Scorpius said, sighing heavily, “you may not call me schnookums.”
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Sweet Nothings
Rating: G
Request: Harry/Ron – “huge crush”
Requested by: lily_firebolt
Ron stared at Harry. Harry stared back.
“So,” Harry said.
“Er,” Ron said.
“That’s it then?” Harry asked, “Just a crush? On me?”
Ron tried to laugh it off, waving a hand and rubbing the back of his neck, though Harry noticed the tips of his ears had turned bright red. “Silly, isn’t it?” he said, smiling unconvincingly – in fact, it actually looked rather painful. “Sorry, shouldn’t have told you, now we’ll be all awkward-”
Harry hugged him fiercely, cutting him off. “You’re an idiot,” he told Ron, seriously, “A stupid, blind idiot-” but he was grinning like a madman.
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Whatever
Rating: G
Request: “Scorpius coming out to Draco and introducing his b/f”
Requested by: boiwndr
“Hi, Dad.”
“Hi, son,” Draco said, distractedly as he prodded the kitchen sink with his wand experimentally – instead of water, it’d started spouting purple slime.
“This is my boyfriend, Albus Severus Potter,” Scorpius informed him.
Draco choked. “What?”
“By the way,” Scorpius added, almost as an afterthought, “I’m gay.”
Draco stared.
Scorpius smiled calmly.
Albus tried very hard to sink into the floor.
“But he’s a Potter,” Draco pointed out unnecessarily.
“I noticed,” Scorpius responded, looking almost cheerful now.
“You bring undue shame onto the Malfoy name,” Draco said.
“Sorry,” Scorpius said, not looking sorry at all.
Draco sighed.
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Confessions
Rating: G
Request: “Teddy confessing Harry, that he's truly, madly deeply in LOVE with Jamie”
Requested by: boiwndr
“It’s a nice day,” Teddy commented.
Harry looked around. “Yes, quite,” he agreed.
“I’m in love with James,” Teddy said, and gnawed on a carrot nervously.
“Oh,” Harry said, rather glumly chewing on a celery stick – Ginny was trying to get them to eat more vegetables.
He didn’t sound remotely surprised.
Teddy blinked at him.
“You knew?” he asked, gaping.
Harry snorted. “Please, Teddy, don’t insult me,” he said, patting Teddy on the shoulder, “The entire family knows.” He paused, and grinned. “Except James.” Harry snickered, and then coughed, turning serious. “I’m rooting for you,” he said supportively.
Teddy groaned.
Index
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Denial
Rating: G
Request: Sirius/Remus - “something where James walks in on them in the dorms and is completely oblivious to what's going on? (Either that, or he makes up excuses for himself justifying what he sees.)”
Requested by: carmine_ink
Stupid silencing charms, Sirius thought, why didn’t they come with an automatic locking charm? He couldn’t seem to move from where he was positioned above Remus – and it wasn’t like the rumpled, loose clothing and their very well kissed, swollen lips didn’t give them away completely. Remus whimpered in embarrassment.
“Hullo,” James said, blinking.
“Hullo,” Sirius responded. Remus seemed to have simply curled up and died on the couch. Sirius was a bit worried, actually.
“Er,” James said, “I’m going to leave now.”
“Bye, James,” Sirius said, and waved.
James left the dorm room and muttered to himself, “Stupid hallucinations.”
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Mistletoe
Rating: G
Request: Luna/Harry - "something along the lines of looking for her stolen shoes"
Requested by: cherry_beks
Harry stared up at the shoes. Luna simply smiled.
“Aren’t you going to try to get them down?” Harry asked.
Luna considered it. “Mm,” she said, thoughtfully, “No, I think not. There’s no hurry. Besides, it reminds me of mistletoe.”
Harry looked down at her, mouth dropping open in surprise. “What-” he started to say, but his neck cracked loudly, interrupting him. “Agh,” he said instead, rubbing his neck.
“Oh,” Luna said, pleasantly, “That sounded painful.”
“It wasn’t really,” Harry said.
“Right,” Luna said mildly, and walked away, and Harry was left with the confusing feeling of having missed something.
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