Weekend in the digiworld
One day the digidestine (old and new) were walking in the forest. It had been a strange day. For once no ‘Evil’ digimon attacked them, and Kari didn’t use Davis to do her work-
Kari: Bitch move that branch out of the way!
Davis: Yes Kari
Let me restate that until now Kari didn’t use Davis for her work. Soon Mimi and Yolei began to gripe.
Mimi: I’m tired.
Yolei: I’m hungry.
Then a bigger problem arose.
T.K.: where’s my bat pig?
Matt: He’s probably close by.
Yolei: so what I’m hungry.
Tai: shut up Yolei!
Ken: Don’t talk about my girl that way.
Tai: Ill talk to her any way I want to!
Ken: why you little…..
At that moment before Ken tackled Tai U.N. Peacekeeper Sora steps in.
Sora: Boys why are you fighting at a time like this? T.K. lost his bat pig, Yolei is hungry, Mimi’s tired and I lost my helmet. So you two stop it!
Both boys stop immediately, and look dumbfounded. Then Izzy spoke up.
Izzy: I’m with dat gal, I’m hungry lets grab some grub homies.
Everyone looks at Izzy.
Matt: ok
Tai: right
Yolie: whatever Matt get cooking
She tosses the food bag at Matt who catches it with his face.
Matt: number one: That hurt. Number two I’m fed up with feeding this motley bunch you can cook on your own.
With that he stormed away. Yolei then pulls out some candy bars, and gorges herself on them.
Mimi: excuse-mwa! Watch where that slobber flies.
Joe: Yeah I didn’t buy windshield wipers with these glasses.
Izzy: And you’re frying my puter’ dude.
Yolei: II donth caar wtha ou cay!
With that Kari was sick of the situation.
Kari: Sick her Davis!
Davis: yes pimpett Kari.
T.K.: shall I help?
Kari: no stay here, I need to stroke your hai- What the fuck is this, this Did you steal this from Gulliver?
T.K.: yep
Mimi: and you didn’t rescue them?
T.K.: No
Mimi: damn, he’s hot
Meanwhile some where in the woods matt is walking alone when a dangerous digimon appears!
Matt: who the hell are you, Bigfoot?
Takeoveryourmindmon: I am Takeoveryourmindmon!
Matt: Let me recap your name is Takeoveryoueassmon
Takeoveryourmindmon: I’m tired No no its takeoveryourmindmon not takeoveryourassmon!
Matt: oh your one of those digimon who want to take over my mind are ya?
Takeoveryourmindmon: yeah how did you know?
Matt: lucky guess
Takeoveryourmindmon: Well come on look into my eyes….
Matt: hell no! On the last story I was beanwashed and I had to kiss Sora.
Takeoveryourmindmon: you mean brainwashed?
Matt: see look what it does to my brain!
Takeoveryourmindmon: Well if I can’t take over your brain who can I take over?
Matt: I know some-, some-,some-
Takeoveryourmindmon: someone?
Matt: yeah!
Back at camp Kari was making T.K. and Davis pull her around on a sled. Tai was attempting to impress Sora, and Joe and Izzy were playing a card game while Mimi watched. Then a sudden burst of wind blew a card on the ground. Izzy swiped the card and Joe didn’t notice. It was an ace.
Izzy: what do you have Joe?
Joe: a flush beat that geek!
Izzy: oh ok, haw about a royal flush?
Izzy looked proud. Mimi looked impressed. Joe looked disgusted. Tai looked stupid. And Sora just pulled her helmet down and went to sleep. Then Joe burst out in an angry rage.
Joe: You Cheated, you little mother fucker, dirty twat, crack smoking bastard.
Izzy: Hey did you find my pipe? I was looking for it.
Joe: Why you- Cough-Hack –Weeeeeeze.
Sora: keep it down I’m trying to sleep and this helmet isn’t sound proof.
With that Joe went to catch some fresh air in the woods.
Mimi: that was slick Izzy.
Izzy: Thanks gurl I’m usto dat on the west side.
Mimi: yeah ok.
Joe was walking in the woods when he ran into Takeoveryourmindmon, and lost his glasses.
Joe: oww watch where you’re going! I lost my glasses!
Takeoveryourmindmon: Who are you?
Joe: Where are my glasses?
Takeoveryourmindmon: Who are you?
Joe: Where are my glasses?
Takeoveryourmindmon: Who are you?
Joe: Who are you?
Takeoveryourmindmon: Where are your glasses?
Matt: you idiots!!! Here is your damn glasses and Takeoveryourmindmon that is Joe.
Takeoveryourmindmon and Joe: Thanks!
Matt: no problem.
With that Matt walks away.
Joe: Hey wait a second, are you one of those digimon that take over people’s minds?
Takeoveryourmindmon: Why yes, how did you know?
Joe: lucky guess.
Takeoveryourmindmon: Any way, look into my eyes.
Joe: No why don’t you look into my eyes!
Takeoveryourmindmon: Whatever.
When Takeoveryourmindmon looked into Joe’s eyes and Joe’ looked into Takeoveryourmindmon’s eyes something weird happened. Their minds switched bodies. Must be those ‘glasses’
Joe: Woah, what a rush…..
Takeoveryourmindmon: I feel weird, small scared and ah ah ahchooo----
Joe: I feel powerful and bold…
Takeoveryourmindmon and Joe: Ahhhh I switched bodies!
An acward silence fell on the two.
Takeoveryourmindmon: Well, I can go through with my plans now.
Joe: And I can have some fun….he he he.
The two went their own ways. One took the higher road and one took the lower road and eventually ……
Joe: Hey I took the higher road!
Takeoveryourmindmon: and I took the lower road!
(oops wrong story) anyway they went their own ways.
Joe ran into Matt as he was smelling the flowers for the first time without sneezing. Matt doesn’t know that Takeoveryourmindmon is Joe.
Matt: Takeoveryourmindmon did it work?
Joe: Uhh yeah.
Matt: wait a sec, you don’t sound like Takeoveryourmindmon…..
Joe:<damn adolescence hasn’t kicked in yet>
Matt: did you say something?
Joe: uhh yeah I want to take over your mind now.
Matt thought for a moment
Matt: sure
When Joe gazed into Matt’s eyes before the hypnotic power that can’t be defined began Matt looked down at the last moment. Then Joe gazed into his …Hair!!!
Joe: damn its getting hotter….
Matt I don’t feel any different…, Well ill c-ya
Joe: whatever…
Meanwhile Takeoveryourmindmon was spying on the digidestin and it was nearly dusk. The Digideatin lit a fire and started cooking dinner. Then Matt, Joe and Takeoveryourmindmon walked/ hovered into camp.
Sora: where were you two? It’s past your curfew!
T.K.: yeah what were you doing?
Kari: Shuttapp T.K. you will speak when I tell you!
Everyone looks at Matt and Joe.
Joe: I slayed 12 digimon!
Tai: yeah right I could slat- no skay- no that’s not it, kill 10 digimon.
Izzy: man that’s lower than 12
Mimi: ooh how brave!
Matt: hey stay away from my girl!
At that moment Matt punched Joe right in the jaw knocking him into Takeoveryourmindmon knocking him into Sora, knocking her into T.K., Knocking him into Izzy, Knocking him into Tai, Knocking him into Cody, Knocking him into Yolei, Knocking her into Davis, who would’ve fallen on Kari but she stood up letting Davis fall into the fire.
Davis: My hair
Cody: That’s what you get Tai wannabe!
Davis: I wouldn’t be talking your hair looks more of a helmet than Sora’s hat!
Sora: Hey It’s a helmet not a hat!
Davis: No it isn’t!
Cody: my hair isn’t a helmet!
Sora: it’s a Helmet!
With that all three started beating the crap out of each other.
Kari: T.K. Fetch me some popcorn.
Izzy: Me too man.
T.K. walks away.
Kari: hey I own him not you.
Izzy: you getting in my face Bitch?
Kari: Yeah!
Izzy: bring it punk!
Then they started duking it out. And T.K. returns with the popcorn.
T.K.: Can’t let good popcorn go to waste now…
He sits down and watches the fights. Meanwhile Matt and Mimi left in the woods…to do what?… ask your parents that one
Then Takeoveryourmindmon started yelling.
Takeoveryourmindmon: why the hell am I so hot and ….Hairy?!?!
Somewhere from the bushes comes a voice.
Matt: That’s my special attack
Takeoveryourmindmon: hair growth??
Matt: yep!
That ticks Tai off.
Tai: Damn it Matt I have more hair!
Matt comes out of the bushes wearing only pants.
Matt: no you don’t.
Digidestin stop fighting and stare at his chest.
All: yeah ok…….
With that matt walks back into the bushes, and the fights continue.
Sora: I like your hair Tai….
Tai: ya- ya- ya do?
Sora: yeah….
They both get up and go over to the bushes.
Matt: hey get your own bush!
Mimi: yeah, what he said!
Tai: sorry
Back in camp.
Yolei: what should we do?
Ken: I know something…
Yolei: you do?
Then they both get up and walk to the bushes.
Tai: watch where you step.
Sora: hey you’re too young, doing it safe?
Ken: yeah got one from Joe’s ‘Emergency bag’
Sora: ok have fun.
Yolei: ok…
That leaves us with the last to unoccupied people. Err people and digimon.
Joe: I bet I can beat you in poker!
Takeoveryourmindmon: bring it on!
We leave the digidestin there. Playing cards, watching entertainment, Beating the crap out of each other and losing something….. not Joe’s glasses.