James The dead sexy dream guy! Teresa-"James kiss me damn it I want mono!" James-"Sorry Teresa, my sister's barbie is checkin me out" James-"I'm bored, I think I'll go to Jeb's" Teresa-"NO! Do not surrender yourself to the World Of Poserality by visiting the king himself!" James-"I was just kidding...." Teresa-"I like chicken I like liver Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver...."  James-"Riiiigghhhtt" Teresa-"Grandma's are so...full of grandmaness" James-"Yeah, I wonder where they get that from" Teresa-"The pool of grandmaosity of course" James-"Where is this pool? Does it come to you in a dream? Teresa-"Yes, it comes in a dream, and that's when you know that your daughter is a whore and is pregnant"

Brian Tires are black, the road is gray. I drove on the road today! Open the door, close the door, lock the door, don't forget to drop something!

Nikki Nikki-"To hell with rough drafts" Teresa-"Yeah, Whitney and her rough drafts. Pssh, what's with that?" Teresa-"Now you must say SCOTT IS HOTT" Nikki-"No! I can't! nooo..." It's noon 30 here I will survive! Tuna fish is my hero, tuuuunnaa fish will do it right tuna fiiish is there for me day and niiiigghhttt! 2 am (Teresa's time) *nikki signs on* Rease-I knew you'd be on Nik-"It's like a ritual" Dobbie! Robbie! Nik-"I'm gonna call you Terri Cherry!" Rease-"NO!" Rease-"Dobbie? pwetty pwease write another chapter. pwetty pwease with terri cherries!" Nikki-"You're such a violet crumble" *Teresa wonders if this is good or bad* Rease-"They're not just special because they're five posters, but they're AUSTRALIAN five posters! They touched aussie air! I scream, you scream we all bow down to ice cream! I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! Rease-"Ewey, it touched icky french air! Nikki-"Hey now, don't be dissin on French air! It's near British air!"

Hopefully I'll be updating soon. Till then, go home already.

B and James James-"I have an idea!" *B and Rease exchanged worried looks* *James stage dives into the floor*  James-"Ow! I hurt my leg!"*5 minutes later*James-"Ow, I hurt my wrist too" *James runs madly through halls with weird wig on-wig gets caught on door and James flies into the air and lands hard onto the ground* *James does a repeat stage-dive performance, but hurts his shoulder this time B and Rease surpress giggles of a amusement because James is oblivious to fact that Mrs. Bell is standing watching him roll around on the floor* *Rease runs up to B at her corner* "BRITTANYBRITTANYBRITTANY"  James-"Oh, so you don't say hi to me?" B-"Well It only works with like more than 1 syllable names"  James-"What about Ja-ames?"*next day*Rease"BRITTANYBRITTANYBRITTANY! Ja-ames, Ja-ames, Ja-ames!" Bouncy Songs!

Random Jokes Rease and Andie-"James! We want to get in your trousers! We need the fruit loops in your trousers!" *Rease is staring at pole outside of movies and in the middle of James and Patrick talking*"Since when has THIS been here?" Patrick-That pole is hollow you know" Rease-"For realness?"*rease runs up and puts her ear to pole and knocks at it-people are staring*"Omg! it IS hollow! dude, this sounds cool, listen Andie!" *Andie joins her-James and Patrick hide their faces* *In the middle of the movie rease and andie look up to see the light projecting the movie*Rease and Andie-"Omg! Pretty stars!!oooohhh..."James-"That's dust" Rease-"Don't burst our happy little bubble damn it!"*rease and andie continue to stare in amazement making sounds like "oooh" and "ahhh" occasionally* Rease-"Play-do tastes like chewy oceaness" Search For your Inner Rainbow(Someday you'll find it, the rainbow connection the lovers the dreamers...and me)

B and Andie WRAPPING PARTY! Bob! Meow! "Maybe the pizza lady wanted some cats treats" "Can we call you bob?" "No" "Then you're mean Fred!" "Hello!" "Where are we going?" "Up!"

B<Brittany> Hey Teresa, Look! My perfume matches your air chair! Tape Sisters! B-R-I-T-T-A-N-Y that spells Brittany! ******* that spells *****! OMG PIGEONS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! rrrrr! rrrrrr! Blue's Clues Macoroni! We can be outsiders together! B-"I know! You can live at our house! Then You could go to North!" Rease-"Yeah but you;d have to prove I live there" B's mom-"We'll put your picture on the wall! That will show them" B-"yeah, you look like my family anyway"

Patrick Patrick-"I want to TP your house!" Teresa-"Well you could TP my cement block" Patrick-"Yeah! I'm gonna buy a little tree and put it on your cement block and TP it. Then I'm gonna knock on your door and wake you up! hahahaha yess...." Patrick-"I don't copy off you and Christal. I check my answers with yours, and if mine are different I change them"

Breen and Nikki Rease&Breen-"Breen's mom is gonna spin us a story, You don't wanna know. It involves Pineapples, dead rabbits, and bad waitresses" Nik-"aww now you gotta tell me!" Rease-"I know why Nikki likes ice cream so much, it's because it comes from Sean the Cow!" *Breen and Rease hear beeping* Breen-"What was that?" *Rease grabs Breen's arm in panic* There's a bomb in your house!"*Breen types to Nikki* "There's a Bomb in my house!" Nikki-"What?!?" Nikki-"You shut up you Yankle doodles!" Rease-"Fine then, Nikkadee the Wallaby!" Nikki*talking about her trip to england*"I got you and Whitney a very special surprise" Teresa-*GASP*"English merchandise?!?" Nikki-"Yes"Rease-"Did is touch English air?!?" "Nikki-"YES" Rease-"Did English people touch it?!" Nikki-"YES!"

Andie and Breen OHH NO! Chair, House, Wall, Clock La casa de no ropa! We're on a mission do do do do do do do Breen-"I'm gonna shower with Andie" Andie-"I have a problem with this, in sooo many ways"

Patrick and Jared Patrick-"Teresa I can't see your test!" Teresa-"Woops, sorry. Here, I'll move it over" Jared-"Teresa! Now I can't see it!"