The Isle of Arran. Paul McCartney once nearly wrote a song about it but chickened out when he decided that more things rhymed with 'Kintyre'.
A hidden oasis of mountains, whisky waterfalls and fearless road-hogging sheep.
People call it 'Scotland in Miniature'. But they're talking bollocks. You won't find any unemployed drug-abusing kilt-wearing thugs round these parts. They can't afford the Ferry fare for a start.
So, why not set sail with Salter on a mini-tour of this delightful Island by clicking on the bird below? If you're a brain-dead idiot, then just go to Florida or somewhere instead. |
