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| The Fat Man's Prayer Grrr! Gimme some cheese! And fish with chips and peas! A big juicy steak With ice cream and cake And a curry swimming with grease! Grrr! Gimme some booze! Cos I've got nowt to lose, Except 10 stone of lard But it won't be too hard. I can do it whenever I choose. Grrr! I'm starting to fart. The doc says I have a weak heart! But he can piss off Cos I want to scoff So screw him and his BMI chart! Grrr! Getting hard to draw breath! The scales bust last May 20th. But I've still got my pie, So I'll say goodbye And go shit myself to death! Happy Noodle Girl 2005 |