2. Which of these won an award for being the best TV show ever produced by the BBC?
Ever Decreasing Circles
Doctor Who
Metal Mickey
Alan Yentob's Guide To Classy Minge

3. Which of these singer/songwriters is a millionaire yet with pride and dignity intact?
Nik Kershaw
Pete Waterman
Dennis Waterman
Nick Berry

4. You've won a holiday to the destination of your choice. Where do you choose to go?
Barbados
Stonehenge
A honky honk cafe in France that smells of onions
Skegness

5. Which of these computer games won an award for being best value of money to the lucky punters?
Tomb Raider
Tony Hawks Does Things With Skateboards
Jetset Willy
Look Out! A Snake!

6. You've only got a fiver left to last you the whole weekend. What do you spend it on?
A bumper pack of value sausages
Put it all on your mobile phone
Five lottery tickets
Four-pack of Super Strength Lager

7. Which of these books is the most important in classic literature?
Animal Farm
Hitch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy
War and Peace
Ulrika - Honest

8. You've managed to pull four birds in one night. Which one do you decide to take home to your bachelor pad?
The one with the biggest tits
The one with the nicest personality
The one with the richest parents
The one with the inability to speak

9. Which of these is the most gripping soap opera?
EastEnders
Coronation Street
Hollyoaks
The Archers

10. Your Grandfather has invented a time machine. Which period of history do you decide to travel back to?
The Dinosaur Age
The Ice Age
The Viking Age
1985

11. Which of these films is the finest example of movie magic?
It's A Wonderful Life
Police Academy IV
Blair Witch Project
Playmate Of The Apes

12. Why is the internet such a valuable tool in the modern age?
It's a vast library of information and resources
I can talk to my mate Barry who lives in Australia
Dirty Webcam Cybersex with ugly married mingers
It's not. It's rubbish.

13. Which of these was the was the memorable moment from Grange Hill?
Gripper Stebson getting expelled
Zammo injecting heroin into his throbbing veins
That poor kid who drowned in the swimming pool
Fat Roland eating a sandwich

14. Which of these is the coolest thing to drink in a pub and attracts all the no-tails?
Lager Top
Bottle Of White Wine
Babycham
Irish Creamy Piss

15. Which of these women has the most talent and would make an ideal wife?
Jordan
Betty Boo
Madonna
Suzie down the road, she lets you finger her for a bag of chips

16. Which of these is the best sitcom ever?
The Office
Dad's Army
Frasier
Sorry!

17. What do you hope Santa buys you this Christmas?
A book on Wars and Aeroplanes
An inflatable Dalek
The Friends Reunited album
A nice thermal vest for winter

18. What would be an appropriate way to spend an evening with popular TV chef Jamie Oliver?
Get him to cook you a delicious meal
Down the pub for a lad's night out
A battle of wits with a game of Trivial Pursuit
Set him on fire, quickly hose him down so he isn't hurt too badly and then set fire to him again

19. What's the best reason for having a mobile phone?
Contact people in an emergency
Oh, I so need it for my oh so busy lifestyle
It's handy to to tell people "I'm on the bus" when you're on the bus
Good for texting people who you really can't be arsed to have a conversation with

20. What was your opinion on this quiz?
Yet another well thought-out interactive wonder from Pigeon Loft Productions
It was wank
It interfered with me having a wank
Anyone who presses this is a knobhead

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