| d |
 |
 |
| Oh, Richard Whitely! May all forever curse this day, When Richard Whitely passed away With his loud ties and suits And his deep Yorkshire roots And his grizzled and greying toupee. Oh Richard, we thought you were bent, Cos you never did get Susie Dent To sit on your cock 'neath the big Countdown clock Would have been 30 seconds well spent. Oh Richard, it should have been Carol Buried under that six feet of soil. The real star was you, Now what will your fans do? All those students and biddies so loyal. But now you're not there to keep score, What will we get, Channel 4? C-list guest presenters Trying too hard to charm us Till Countdown, no viewers, no more. Happy Noodle Girl 2005 |