Ohno, you didn’t!

We come upon the conversation just as Racci has listened to a song Velma is writing a new music scenario, too – Nursery Rhyme by UNKLE.

Racci: what's up with that bit at the end of the song?

Velma: he's breathing

Racci: heard that. and then it sounded like a new song started, but then cut off

Velma: oh, yeah. weird burst of noise. dunno. just a noise they liked i guess

Racci: doesn't quite strike me as a song to have sex to, but that's just me

Velma: i guess i'm more of a freak. That song turns me on.

Racci: then again, I'd prolly drown out any song I tried to fuck to

Racci: I'm rather, um, vocal, so I've been told

Velma: Oop! You're getting long distance calls from people telling you to keep it down.

Racci: But one time, a guy friend of mine did start singing “Christian Woman” to me, knowing what Peter Steele's voice does to me, and he has a really deep voice too.

Velma: oooooo

Racci: meanwhile, you know those rings that pass your fingers like claws? someone was scratching my back with those

Velma: oooooo

Racci: this was in the lobby of a hotel at a science fiction fantasy convention

Velma: no

Velma: what the fuck were you doing there?

Racci: well, eventually, there were who knows how many hands all over my body, people could hear me up on the 2nd floor landing (there wasn't an entire floor between the 1st & 2nd floors, only halfway), and I was remembered quite distinctly the next year

Velma: what am i doing judging? i have a friend who actually makes storm trooper uniforms, and i was the first person i knew who realized a rebel fighter named Wedge was in every single Star Wars movie

Velma: geez, you caused a scene!

Velma: all these pics of Apolo with his tongue just waggin' - i swear he's so delicious

Racci: actually, I love writing in the fantasy genre.  sci-fi doesn't do much for me.  I don't get so into it I dress up (though I cream for just about any elf I see, I was going nuts watching “Lord of the Rings” lol), but it's just a fun place to hang out and meet people and really, REALLY let loose

Racci: yeah. next year there was a mini-re-enactment in the Jacuzzi outside *cough*

Racci: :-[

Velma: oh, LOTR (using the acronym, very dorky)i loved that guy playing the elf king

Velma: sweet heavens, racci!

Racci: I was actually pretty impressed with the job they did. certainly it's not what I had hoped, but so much better than I had feared

Velma: you dirty little whore :-P

Racci: this was also the place where I was supposed to get to be a human dessert buffet, but those plans fell through

Velma: :-X

Racci: I didn't actually have sex with any of them.  just a lot of caressing and scratching and stuff like that

Velma: okay

Racci: needless to say, after being AWOL for a couple years, I'm quite anxious to go back

Velma: i don't mean to make you feel bad. sorry. i just have nothing to compare. You so racy, Racci!

Racci: :-)

Velma: i used to sorta, but not really be into comic books. really only into the Punisher, and into the looks from the geeks as I walk in the store and ask for a Punisher the War Zone ish 4

Velma: i briefly knew clive barker, and he had invited me to come to a comic book convention he was speaking at

Racci: that's cool

Velma: that's the only convention thing like that i've been to

Racci: my thing is more the elves/dragons/etc.... thing

Velma: gotcha