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Would
it really take Apolo that long to get you off?
Velma:
scooby-doobie-doo! Racci:
lemme go look Velma:
you've seen it before i'm sure. i have. it's just one of my romantic favs Velma:
i so wanna be soulmates with the guy in that pic Velma:
the whole Apolo thing is probably just an extension of my self-love Velma:
we have similar smiles and noses Racci:
still wading to get through to the pics Velma:
same height Racci:
lol ok....... Velma:
same natural hair color, though I'm blonde right now Velma:
hmmm Velma:
yes, i love me Racci:
but do you have a soul patch? Racci:
if you say yes I'm going to be frightened Velma/Apolo:
gurg! you got me! Apolo: I am APOLO! Apolo: I love you Racci! Marry me! Racci:
fuck me Racci:
wow! my psychic TOLD me this
would happen!!!!! Apolo: only if i get to hold your hand first and have a romantic
dinner at the space needle Apolo: then i have to take you to my father's for a haircut Racci:
sure thing. then we can go cuddle at your dad's salon Apolo: i'll give you a shampoo Racci:
and I'll give you a cream rinse Apolo: then we can go to the basketball game and have our pictures
taken Apolo: WHOA! Apolo: now, girl, I'm an innocent. don't you read the general forum
on apoloforums.com? Racci:
I was just talking about conditioning your hair :-) Apolo: Of course, we will take a trip to Hawaii so we can get laid. Racci:
Mr. Innocent, don't you mean lei'd? Apolo: E'hem. Uh,yeah. I'm a skater. I ain't no English major, baby! Racci:
heh heh Apolo: Now, you wanna keep jackin' around or you wanna get this on? Racci:
ok, then we can get laid. you're
in control Velma:
(Look out Rac, he's turnin' dom.) Apolo: Oh, bitch. I am SOOOO in control. Velma:
(Racci, I can't believe you put up with that!) Racci:
what can I say? whip me, bite
me, cuff me, spank me, I'm yours Apolo: Shut up, Velma, you freaky little Web weaver! Apolo: That's what I'm talkin' about. *grabs you by the arm* Velma:
(Damn! You guys are totally
mugging down right here in the cyber alley!) Racci:
mmmmmmmm oooo purr . . . I've been a very naughty girl Velma:
(:-[ me so lonely) Racci:
lol well, you can videotape,
V. Apolo: C'mon! I'm a luxury guy. We're going back to my place. *Tugs
you down the alley* Racci:
that's right baby. just take
me Apolo: (carrying you upstairs to his bedroom) Apolo: (throws you on the bed) Apolo: (starts to tear off sweatshirt and t-shirt simultaneously) Apolo: You ready for me? Apolo: C'mon! Racci:
a little too ready. I like it
a little dry Apolo: Too fuckin' bad, bitch! Racci:
guess you'll just have to fuck me extra hard, huh? Apolo: Take off my pants! Racci:
yes master Apolo: Will you do something?! I'm an Olympic medallist! Do I have
to do it all? Racci:
*reaches out and slowly pulls your pants off your hips*
Racci:
such sweet delight Apolo: That's right. Oooo, baby. Uh-hmm. Yeah. Racci:
(caressing down his thighs) Apolo: (pushes you back on the bed) Racci:
(lands with legs open) Apolo: (kissing. slurping.) Velma:
(downstairs pouting) Racci:
oh dear lord! Apolo: Oh God. You do have a beautiful pussy. Racci:
mmm I'm glad you like Commentator
from out of nowhere: (Racci. OMG, you are so about to get fucked by Color
analyst: (he is massive. thick. firm. flawless) Racci:
c'mon master. I need you
inside me Racci:
at least shove your fingers in me or something Apolo: (gliding his hands down your thighs to your legs, lifting
your calves
over his
shoulders) Apolo: Bitch! Here I come! Racci:
yes fuck me now Apolo: (slowly working his head around your opening, and, and, and,
pushing in,
pushing,
THRUST!) Apolo: (IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT) Apolo: Oh God!
OH YEAH! OH BABY! Racci:
OH YES HARDER HARDER (whimpering)
PLEASE FUCK ME HARDER Apolo: ARGH! (GRUNT, GRUNT, GRUNT, GROWL, HOWL) Apolo: I AM GONNA FUCK YOU SO HARD. YOU KEEP YELLING! Apolo: NO ONE HERE TO HEAR YOU! Racci:
*SCREAMS* Commentator:
(he's thrusting and thrusting. his pelvis is like a machine) Apolo: (leaning into you, changing the angle. Deeper.) Racci:
NYAAAAA AAAAAHHHHH MMMMMMMMM
*incoherent screams* Apolo: I'M COMING FOR YOU! I'M GONNA – I - I - I- ARRGGGGGHHH
(HOWL!) Racci:
YES I WANT TO FEEL YOU COATING MY INSIDES AND RUNNING OUT OF ME Apolo: CUM W/ ME ! NOW! COME ON! Apolo: NOW! NOW! NOW! Apolo: (THE MOST GUTTERAL MALE SOUND YOU HAVE EVER HEARD) Racci:
AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! OH GOD OH
GOD UGH!!!!
MMMM!!!! Apolo: THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT! Racci:
OOOOH OOOOOH OOOOOOH! Apolo: (he is face to face with you now.) Apolo: (whispering) cum for me sweet baby Racci:
YES YES YES I NEED THIS Apolo: Just a little more. You like my big cock in you? Apolo: (pounding to your climax) Racci:
(moans) oh dear god yes . . . Apolo: Oh, baby, you fuck so good. C'mon. Apolo: My pretty little pussy. Apolo: (kissing your neck) Racci:
*muscles clenching* OH OH OH UNGH!!!!! *eyes rolling back in head* Apolo: (picks you up, holding your weak flesh) Racci:
(like a rag doll in your hands) Apolo: (bounces you. he wants you to cum so bad) Apolo: (nibbling on your tit) Racci:
oh god I don't know if I can take this anymore Velma:
(from stage left) You want me to stop? Racci:
NO! Apolo: You’re gonna take it and you’re cum for me, baby. Racci:
yes yes again and again and again Apolo: (this is gonna take more action. he flips you on all fours) Racci:
*flop over* Apolo: (pulling your hair back. riding you to your finish) Apolo: (slapping your ass) Apolo: Oooo, baby! Mmm. Jiggle. Yeah. Jiggle. Awe, yeah. Ooo. Argh! Racci:
*SCREAMS* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
NYU UMPH ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*GROWLS* Apolo: Oh, sweet baby . . . Apolo: Oh, yeah. Apolo: That's my baby. Apolo: (kissing down your back) Racci:
*pant pant pant whimper whimper* Racci:
*shaking and trembling* Apolo: (holding your waist. gently turning you to face him) Apolo: (whispering. exhausted) baby. baby. baby. Apolo: (kissing you on the lips) Racci:
*mumbling incoherently* Apolo: My sweet pretty thing. Apolo: Mmmm. Mmmm. Apolo: (collapses next to you. breathing on your neck) Racci:
myeh hmemememe Commentator:
(you caress his sweaty hair from his brow) Apolo: (just breathing) Racci:
*cuddle up against your chest* Apolo: (kising your forehead) Apolo: (messaging the back of your neck with his manly strong hand) Racci:
mmmmmmmmm Apolo: (more kissing) Racci:
*nibbles on your firm pecs* Apolo: (whispers) you are aware i am not done with you, right? Racci:
mmmmmmmm (smile) Apolo: Mmm. Ah. uh. Apolo: (massaging your breast) Racci:
hebebebebe... Commenator:
(VELMA BURSTS IN THE DOOR!) Velma:
WHAT THE FUCK?! Racci:
*tries to jump startled and fails miserably* Racci:
*settles for waving* Velma:
APOLO! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T HAVE CABLE! Racci:
(bwahahahahahahahahahhaha!) Velma:
Racci. Next time I get the screw and you get the broadcast TV. Racci:
nuh-uh Velma:
Oh, bitch. You don't wanna be messin' with me. Go take a shower. You guys
got the funk. I'll make some PB&Js downstairs. Racci:
pbj? you mean we get to 69
now? Velma:
Don't make me cream myself. I'm half insane w/ jealousy and angst as it
is. Commentator:
(Apolo's already taken to the shower) Racci:
*crawling after him* showers
are fun Velma:
I hate you both. Velma:
:-P Racci:
heh heh Velma:
[reality note: if we post this in the forum they will all go insane] Racci:
oh lets Racci:
I will get such a kick out of their reactions Velma:
i was reading back trying to figure out how we got this all started Velma:
we are uber nasty Racci:
you were talking about your similarities.
I asked about the soul patch. you confessed you were apolo Velma:
i was looking at my Apolo poster the whole time Racci:
maybe we could put it on dark blades Racci:
lol Racci:
sorry my dialogue wasn't all that great. I usually become incoherent quite
early on Velma:
i had actually thought about making one more page link to a page called
Racci and Velma convos Velma:
give people a real voyeur experience Racci:
I like that idea Racci:
in fact, I think it's brilliant Velma:
luckily i'm already insane, otherwise trying to be him and me at the same
time like that would have cooked my brain Racci:
hey wow, that rhymed Velma:
i didn't even know it Racci:
to think, you're a poet Velma/Apolo:
since I am Apolo, I guess I can go play w/ myself now Apolo: look at me! woo! Apolo: i have a fabulous dick! Racci:
*watching* Apolo: I'll never leave the house. Apolo: In fact, I'll die in front of this mirror. Racci:
bwahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! Apolo: (licking palm for a little lube) Velma:
LOL. Do we really wanna go there tonight? Racci:
hoooweeee . . . we're going to hell tonight Velma:
we've definitely restored the sauce Racci:
yup. you so have to start a velma and racci convos section, and include
this Velma:
if i do, i will NEVER, EVER tell anyone I know about the site Velma:
i will soooooooo have a major secret Racci:
awwww! Racci:
hee.hee. guess it would kinda screw our chances if we told any guys we
like about the site and they saw it Racci:
and apparently we have multiple personalities too - who are all naughty
and easy Velma:
so naughty Velma:
it does fulfill a certain exhibitionist need Velma:
I gotta tell you this. When it was getting really intense there, my cat, I
am so serious, was totally having an intense kitty dream, she was moaning
so loud in her sleep. Racci:
LMGDMFAO! oh that is too funny Racci:
must have been the pretty pussy comments Racci:
she wants apolo too Racci:
well, he does like big cats Velma:
I think so. Yes, he is very feline. Velma:
Mercy was getting a serious kitty screw in her sleep Velma:
Man, I remember when I first got her and she hadn't been fixed yet Racci:
uh oh Velma:
had to experience her in heat before we could get her fixed. it took
awhile for her to regain my respect. Racci:
lol. My Niece, a little yorkie/maltese mix, hasn't been fixed yet, and
when I moved down she was near the end of her heat cycle, and I had to
witness her totally humping one of her stuffed animals, cause her mommy
and daddy wouldn't let her out cause there's a golden lab that hasn't been
fixed and totally digs her Velma:
man! she would back her fluffy butt up on my foot. Racci:
lol oh too funny Racci:
so I'm all yours tomorrow night, baby Velma:
Well, I’ve reached a whole new bizzaro chapter in my life - pretending
I'm Apolo Ohno having cyber sex with a jewish witch girl who likes country
and goth Racci:
how succinct Velma:
i guess. :-) Racci:
well I didn't know what to say, but felt I had to say something .
. . . . . . . . Racci:
I look like a freak when I run Velma:
"ah, look at the fairy girl tip-toeing down the street" Racci:
well at least I'm not a guy. lol Velma:
i was thinking about taking a hip-hop class this summer Velma:
whu? i hope you are not a guy Racci:
well, I have multiple personalities Velma: then i would be pretending I'm Apolo having cyber sex with a jewish witch girl who likes country and goth and is actually a guy Racci:
wow that'd Velma:
nothing surprises me Racci:
y'know, I do sometimes feel like a gay man trapped in a woman's body. just
cause well over 50% of the guys I fall for are gay. it's like I should get a sex change, then I'll have better
luck with guys. but I like
being a woman too much Velma:
sometimes I feel like a gay guy, too, but they just don't swing that way Racci:
they don't swing what way? you
lost me Velma:
like i'm in the mood for a gay guy, but he's not in the mood for me (joke.
joke) Racci:
yeah. TOTALLY know the
feeling, all too well Racci:
that's why bi guys are the best Velma:
ever gone there? Racci:
plus it makes your chances for a 3some with another guy so much better Racci:
gurg. ever gone where? Velma:
done it w/ a bi guy? am i really that incomprehensible? Racci:
chick, it's quarter of 7 in the am! cut
my dumb ass some slack! Velma:
*cut* Racci:
yeah, I have been w/ a bi guy. several.
my ex-bf is bi Velma:
oooooo Velma:
so, did you have the 3some? Racci:
well, kinda. but not quite
what I was hoping for. it was
a rather disappointing experience Velma:
:-( Racci:
now, a 5-some that I had with some friends once, until it was cut short it
was VERY interesting. :-D Velma:
woo! Racci:
now I think the only group thing I haven't mentioned was 4 of us in the
shower..... Velma:
wha? you have really lived life to the fullest Racci. Racci:
lol but there's so much more
I want to do Velma:
there's more? Racci:
and shower really wasn't all that much.
3 girls, 1 guy, we were all in there just lathering him up and
stuff Velma:
well, I guess there is still Apolo and Jimmy Fangs, yet to do. Velma:
gaga Racci:
and like I said, the 5-some was cut short, when one of the girls suddenly
realized the guy whose head was between her legs wasn't the one she
thought it was Velma: gee. well. i dunno. sounds like she was a little uptight for the event Racci:
well, she was plastered, and she and the other girl who was with us were
sort of "sharing" the guy she thought was down there, who was
really on top of me about to fuck me, because we had just someone
reconciled that night after several months before he cheated on me w/ my
best friend, who was the 3rd girl in the group Velma:
I wanna jump the UPS guy. But, I suppose that's pretty common. Racci:
lol so I've heard, but I
haven't seen any ups guys that turn me.
but my friend used to deliver pizzas, and he said he has indeed
gotten a fair number of offers Velma:
really? i didn't know that really happened. wow Velma:
my ups guy is nasty. he's gotta be 35, shorter than me. wears his shirt
collar open. nasty. i just kinda want him to take me. Velma:
i have this little fantasy about asking him to come in for a sec and spot
me while I climb up on a step stool to put something up in a high cabinet Racci:
ahhhhhhh good nasty Racci:
and let me guess . . . no panties? Velma:
i'm in my tight jean cutoffs with a white shirt tied up around my chest Velma:
frayed, short, shorts Velma:
handles my ass on my way down Racci:
I want a picture of your ups guy who is so inspirational Velma:
he is nasty. how funny. *knock. knock* "UPS!" Velma:
I open the door and quickly snap a pic Velma:
then he'd know i was coming on to him Velma:
he even wears a big gold chain Velma:
and mirror sunglasses Velma:
Ack! He's so nasty! Racci:
lol Velma:
"would you sign right here?" Velma:
"is that a package or are you just happy to see me?" Racci:
I remember jimmy saying on leno how those girls were asking him to sign
their boobs Velma:
yeah. what is that about? :-P Racci:
I dunno, but maybe I should try Velma:
why have him sign your boobs? just say, "hey, fuck me" Racci:
they'll certainly have plenty of room Velma:
one name per boob please Racci:
cause he might say no to that Velma:
who would say no to that? Velma:
Jimmy Fangs? Velma:
ha! Velma:
my UPS guy? Velma:
ha! Racci:
lol I could probably
accommodate a lot of signatures Racci:
um, well, no, not him Velma:
i wonder if a guy has ever had his dick signed Velma:
never hear about that. lol Racci:
lol probably Velma:
when i'm an Olympic star, that's the story i will be telling on Leno Velma:
"and having all my friends stand around while I sign guy's dick . . .
priceless" Racci:
heh heh I like that Velma:
me too. hee. hee. Velma:
i could be so reverse chauvinist given the opportunity. Racci:
I try my best whenever I can Velma:
i know just how to treat a guy like shit, at least that's what they tell
me Racci:
s'ok. I apparently know how
to treat them like sex objects Velma:
we are the perfect team. wonder twin powers activate! Racci:
*turns on boobs* Racci:
oh, wrong wonder twins Velma:
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Velma:
i gotta say. on the 9th page of the pics on apoloantonohno.com, the last
pic. Apolo looks so different, but in a very good way