Staff Meeting 6.25.02 Transcript
Reference materials: July 2002 issues of W and Sports Illustrated For Women

You have just entered room "DB Staff Meeting."

Velma has entered the room.
Angelpie has entered the room.
Racci has entered the room.

Velma: Hi peeps!

Racci: MWA!

Velma: Noting meeting started at approximately midnight.

Angelpie: what is your deal tonite...?

Velma: huh? you mean I am not like this every night?

Angelpie: so are we gonna talk about the MAGazine?

Velma: yes, start talking about the mags; i'm writing some notes to myself

Racci: which one? I got them both :-D

Angelpie: racci do you like the W stuff?

Racci: brb going to get both of them

Velma: back. me too.

Angelpie: now i have to find the page.

Racci: Gucci makes T- shirts?

Velma: anything for a buck

Racci: def. could do without that chick's naked boobs a few pages later

Angelpie: what pages are you looking at?

Velma: she's in W

Velma: okay. everyone open up your SIs to . . .

Angelpie: oh ok

Velma: page 80

Velma: let us know when you are there

Angelpie: i vote yes

Racci: there

Racci: I think no. I think it's just the way the light catches a water droplet

Angelpie: i don't know if that was what it was. i think they would have retouched.

Racci: why? it shows plenty of other water droplets

Velma: Rac, I am quite certain it is the real deal.

Racci: if y'all hadn't said anything, it would never have occurred to me to think it was a 3rd nipple

Angelpie: look how different each nipple looks.

Velma: maybe it is the angle, but that breast seems even droopier than the other. it's freaky. i love it! 

Angelpie: most every girl and guy are pretty symmetrical

Racci: actually, maybe not in droopiness, but at least in size, most girls are not even

Angelpie: i think it is a sign that he is to lead us into temptation and deliver us to evil...

Velma: Rac, what can I do to convince you? We need unity on this.

Racci: deliver him in a red bow on my doorstep?

Racci: find more pictures that show the same thing?

Velma:  i mean, it is certainly not a bad thing. not at all. in fact quite the opposite. It's a total turn on.

Velma: sure I'll get right on that.

Velma: yeah

Angelpie: i like that they used the b/w one in the mag instead of color shot that was on the Internet. way more mood.

Velma: i just wanna go on DB and say we have all decided this is the case

Racci: hmmmmmm so that is reason for suspicion

Velma: i know those screen caps from the superstars competition are too grainy to tell

Velma: and Rac, you never got to see the second half of the show. right?

Racci: right :-(

Racci: I am so deprived *whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

Velma: Pie, the second half was scheduled over in Rac's area

Velma: Rac, same thing happened for Pie with the first half

Angelpie: oh the horror of it all.

Velma: so, it really won't help if i go watch the video again in slow mo, as i am already convinced

Racci: *sigh* whatever can we do?

Angelpie: i just wanted to see him push ty law into the water again...

Velma: i love watching him yell at the camera guy in the first half. i love it when he is angry and in charge.

Racci: lol

Racci: so aggressive and dominant

Velma: *purr*

Velma: *bowing to the Emperor*

Velma: but we certainly can all agree this is the hottest pic of all time

Racci: lol yup I can definitely do that

Velma: you can see little chest hairs all over

Racci: indeed. and I love his belly

Velma: love his belly!

Velma: ooo, and his pretty hands!

Racci: heehee

Racci: yes. I want those hands caressing my body

Angelpie: he has the pretty.

Velma: I love the "eating a lot" line. I would love to have my little chubby hubby Apolo someday.

Velma: So squeezably soft.

Racci: yes. we need to rent out a Cheesecake Factory and pamper him and feed him

Velma: okay, anything else about the SI anyone would like to discuss, including additional gushing?

Angelpie: http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~wenz/identify.html maybe this will help in determining AO's status.

Racci: *gush* *gush* *gush*

Velma: what is this Pie?

Racci: I want to lick those water droplets off him

Velma: OMG, Pie! That was TOO funny!

Racci: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Angelpie: it was a whole site.

Racci: but now I'm more convinced than ever that it is NOT a third nipple

Velma: Shit, Rac.

Angelpie: http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~wenz/mainpage.html#contents

Angelpie: i remain convinced

Angelpie: it is not a toe.

Racci: but it's not separate

Velma: nor a scar from a childhood run in with a rabid monkey! it is a Siamese twin nipple i say!

Velma: that was just a funny site

Velma: okay, damn it. i'm gonna go find something real to convince you

Angelpie: Fun Facts About Triple Nipples (ref. 2)Did you know that nearly 100% of all third nipples are on your chest near the real nipples? dr. dave said that racci.

Velma: and that makes more sense to me. i never thought a third nipple would actually have a separate areola

Racci: near. but it also said they have their own areola, and have little raised bumps around it, neither of which apply to apolo

Angelpie: racci why do you have to be such the scientist?!!

Velma: that was not a scientific site!

Velma: http://www.celebscentral.dk/content/news/15/

Racci: I'm not a scientist. I'm just defending my opinion

Angelpie: all right.

Racci: what is this page?

Velma: it talks about marky mark having his third nip digitally removed

Racci: are all the links about celebs with third nipples? or just celebs in general?

Velma: is it me or is all this nipple talk making y'all feel a little extra sensitive?

Racci: self conscious

Racci: yes

Angelpie: wha?

Velma: okay, i'm seeing lots of shit that talks about third nipples like little bumps that can be anywhere on the chest or abs. it is not helping.

Angelpie: racci are you petting your magazine?

Velma: but i swear to god that is not a water droplet in that image

Racci: it feels wet

Racci: ummm..... I mean..... ummmm..... I need a drink

(convo paused)

Angelpie: what happened to the meeting?

Racci: y'all stopped talking

Angelpie: velma did you fall out of your chair?

Velma: okay, fine. i was obsessed with finding an answer to this mystery.

Velma: don't mock me woman!

Angelpie: goodness.

Angelpie: i was genuinely concerned.

Velma: Okay, should we table the third nipple discussion until further evidence can be found?

Racci: *mock* *mock* *mock*

Racci: yes. I think that is best

Velma: Okay. Third nipple issue officially tabled until next meeting. *bangs gavel. then bangs Apolo*

Racci: ooo oooo ooo! bang me next! me next!

Velma: Settle people. Settle.

Angelpie: my..my.

Angelpie: so what did you use for ice man AO?

Angelpie: just a small pic or what?

Racci: ice man AO?

Velma: Okay. Moving on . . .

Velma: *must. close. S.I.*

Velma: Oh, yeah. And everyone saw the numbers, right?

Velma: We've talked about this already, I will be shaming the news agencies in the next Babble for inaccurate reporting.

Racci: have they been updated? or still the same ones?

Velma: the SI vote numbers

Racci: ahhh gotcha

Velma: Okay, everyone ready to move on to W?

Racci: ready!

Angelpie: yes madam

Velma: ladies, please, lets give a nice round of purring to our dear old Tom C.

Velma: *purr*

Racci: purrrrr purrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Angelpie: i can't make that sound.

Velma: we are in cyberville. everyone can make that sound, now do it.

Racci: wow.. I SOOOOOOOOOOOO did not need to see that old guy in briefs

Velma: do not mention the old egg man in his undies.

Velma: Pie still hasn't purred. We are waiting.

Racci: lol sorry

Racci: yes waiting

Angelpie: i don't want to purr for tom.

Angelpie: it would be like lying...

Angelpie: i just can not do it.

Angelpie: please don't make me.

Velma: Pie, your dissention is bothersome. I'm stunned and a tad hurt.

Velma: But, I certainly wouldn't want you to go against your religion.

Velma: I just thought he deserved some props for looking all vulnerable and sexy after all these years.

Angelpie: well, the cover does look rather yummi.

Velma: Then can you give us an "mmmm"?

Angelpie: mmmmmm

Racci: woohoo!

Velma: Okay! That was fantastic. Thank you.

Angelpie: i don't give it up for just any one!!!

Velma: I know, pumpkin. We really love you for it.

Velma: Okay, moving on to page . . .

Velma: 55

Angelpie: k

Racci: there

Velma: look at those vute hairy legs!

Velma: and cute

Racci: and those biceps

Velma: oh yes, verry nice on the arms

Velma: i love that he looks thicker than the other guy

Racci: though I wish he was wearing the same shorts as the other guy

Angelpie: way thicker

Velma: funny. i wish he was wearing absolutely nothing.

Angelpie: yeah too bad he does not like the form fit

Racci: lol ok. you got me there

Velma: thick. massive. flawless. (just had to get that in)

Angelpie: yes you do know how to be descriptive.

Velma: anything other notes about this pic?

Velma: is it me or is chicka's who-ha showing?

Racci: nice calves

Racci: lol I think so too

Racci: I really am not liking her in this mag

Angelpie: at first I thought the guy had on the sandal.

Velma: i would make a comment about the running shoes w/o socks, but . . . I won't. i'm sure i could sit and smell his stinky feet all day w/o a problem.

Racci: ewwwwww!

Racci: :-!

Racci: that's you

Angelpie: Pie: (thinking to herself) hmmm will have to remember that.

Velma: okay, any more discussion for this page or are we ready to move on?

Angelpie: turning page.

Racci: moving on

Racci: I had a dress like that in the 80's

Velma: you did? that is kinda cool

Racci: lol yeah. looooooooooong time ago!

Velma: they don't want you to know where you are. no page numbers

Racci: lol

Velma: what is the deal with the boobie swimsuit?

Angelpie: euro

Velma: when i grow older, i wanna be like some of these ladies, like Carolina Herrera

Angelpie has left the room.

Velma: you still here rac?

Angelpie has entered the room.

Angelpie: thank you

Velma: Pie, you back?

Velma: great

Angelpie: hmm huh

Velma: wondering if we lost rac now

Velma: hmm

Velma: still thumbing through the pages

Racci: sorry I'm here

Angelpie: the evil isp's

Velma: good. no worries

Velma: Olga Liriano, she is the one in the 3-some pic

Velma: she's dancing with Oscar de la Renta on that b/w montage page

Velma: i think she is beautiful. i think i am attracted to her. i like her curviness.

Angelpie: she is sexy lady

Racci: how many pages later?

Velma: after running pic?

Racci: found it

Velma: 5 page turns

Velma: all these people are beautiful. all enjoying themselves. confident. owning there own joy and sexiness.

Angelpie: that's bruce weber

Racci: who's bruce webber?

Angelpie: he def' knows how to capture sexy.

Angelpie: the photographer

Velma: yes he does

Angelpie: he's pretty much of an icon

Racci: ahhhhhhhh

Velma: hmm, moved on. i actually kinda dig the pink dress

Racci: I love it. it's so 50's prom-ish

Velma: i like how he posed her in front of the ivy

Velma: looks like it is part of the dress

Velma: yes prom

Velma: let's all wear something similar when we go to the world cup in SLC next Feb.

Angelpie: that's how the girl at the bookstore was dressed today (no hair pouf) she kept calling me "hun"

Angelpie: i have some dresses like that put away. i could bring them out.

Racci: oh wow. I really thought the ivy was part of the dress

Velma: ah, the freedom of being a bookstore worker

Velma: yes, we must coordinate as the time draws closer

Angelpie: can i wear my boa too?

Velma: please

Racci: oooo shopping :-D

Velma: and i like this outfit another page turn later, the colorful long top and pants

Racci: only one page later?

Velma: like two pages later

Racci: one page turn later for me she's all in white

Racci: ooo yeah

Angelpie: where she is on the porch?

Racci: and I like that pink dress too. very princess bride-ish

Angelpie: i luv the glass of glitter

Racci: lol didn't even realize that's what it was

Velma: me either :-)

Velma: what about this sheer thing a couple of pages away. have you ever worn anything that revealing?

Angelpie: i have not

Velma: she has much prettier boobies than the other girl

Racci: me neither

Racci: yet

Velma: would you?

Velma: i def. would in a private setting

Velma: like an orgy

Racci: private setting oh yeah. public setting. well, as for the past, does a bikini top but sheer undies count? otherwise, well, all rules are off at necro, so I probably will eventually

Angelpie: that's not very private!

Racci: I had forgotten about that when I said no

Velma: lol

Velma: this chick is hiding her third nipple

Velma: ahh, moving on to all the pretty Apolo pics, next page

Racci: lol

Angelpie: damn the evidence is hidden in the boating pic.

Velma: i can practically hear him laughing in that first pic

Velma: i know!

Angelpie: i wish the laughing pic was bigger

Racci: you two are so bad

Velma: we are obviously going to have to wait patiently for our actual proof

Velma: wa? why bad?

Angelpie: maybe at seafair he will not be wearing a shirt in the parade!!!

Racci: y'all are obsessed w/ his 3rd nipple

Velma: OMG Pie, you better fucking be there to take pics

Angelpie: i will be.

Racci: see down below in the tank top pic? only 2 points, NOT 3!

Velma: Rac, I am telling you, he has a Siamese nipple twin

Velma: i can't see that

Velma: no proof on your end either, Rac

Angelpie: i am going to take a poll at work tomorrow

Velma: okay, i know it isn't him, but on first look, i thought that was him with chick in front of the pink record store

Velma: good thinking Pie

Racci: lol me too

Velma: i guess it could be, but that guy doesn't seem to have enough ass

Angelpie: and too much upper back

Racci: I like the swirly coat thing

Racci: brb

Velma: i think that is part of the prom dress, rac

Velma: I love the 3some pic. It's like these three friends or relatives that are taking an afternoon stroll at the local drag. 

Angelpie: Oh I know. And Bruce caught this moment of AO pensive and real.

Velma: I know, like they are all cousins walking along. Maybe Apolo is the cousin and the other two are the lovers - all of them friends. Apolo is just a step ahead maybe thinking about them, but likely about his own life, where he's going, where's been.

Angelpie: The tank top and jeans are just beautiful.

Velma: Pie, who do we need to pester to get these pics in 8X10 glossies?

Angelpie: for realz?

Velma: yes. why not?

Racci: back

Angelpie: you would have better luck with the shots posted on the internet

Racci: oh hey! you're right!

Velma: hmm, my ambition is unlimited. i'll keep it to myself and surprise you one day

Angelpie: hmm looking forward to that.

Velma: nice pit hair in the b/w with Clinton

Velma: and i mean that.

Angelpie: wouldn't you like to be that stylist?

Racci: lol it does look rather tamed

Velma: oh man . . .

Velma: he is the sweetest thing that ever lived

Racci: but it's weird to see guys with pit hair now. between ' rasslers and guys who shave, um, many body parts, I'm not used to seeing it anymore

Angelpie: both mags really missed the boat on the thigh showcase.

Racci: we still need to do that pic of him and Mr. Winkle

Angelpie: maybe that will be our next treat.

Velma: hmm . . .well, Rac, i guess that is something you'll have to work through

Velma: we can only hope

Racci: lol ok

Velma: "Hi Janey. This is Velma Blades from Dark Blades Magazine. Yeah, we are going paper now. So, anyway, we would like to cast Apolo in our next pictorial, 'Guys with Thighs.'  Yeah, that would be great. I'll wait for your call."

Racci: heehee

Angelpie: i def' like the sound of that.

Racci: and next we can do Jocks with Cocks O:-)

Angelpie: ladies i must be going off to bed. sorry.

Angelpie: oh yes that is good!

Velma: i was just gonna say

Angelpie: i am fading and i have to get up in less than 6 hours.

Velma: i could stare at the 3some pic all day long

Angelpie: i have

Velma: okay, Pizie.

Angelpie: it's getting cut out.

Racci: oh yikes!

Angelpie: bye ladies

Velma: Next time we talk about the Alexander McQueen spread - the official Dark Blades outfitter

Velma: thanks for coming

Racci: nighty night! sweet dreams!

Angelpie: agreed. thanks for having me.

Velma: As always.

Velma: Okay, let's close.

Velma: Second the closing of the meeting Rac.

Angelpie has left the room.

Velma: Okay, I'll second myself. Meeting closed at 2.22 a.m.

Racci: second. sorry.