New from DB Toys & Chia:

Chia Guido  The Idiot that Grows!

First: Remove guido mold and "instant guido spread" from box.

Second: With a dull butter knife, smear spread heavily onto the mold.

Third: Dress your budding guido into the "Chia Deluxe Guido Outfit". Then, water your guido for about a week.

Finally, when guido is fully developed, remove the excess guido moss, and you're done! Now, you have a guido for your new best friend!

Makes a great Christmas gift!

Ready to hit the club scene? What's wrong? How will people know that guido is your friend? That's easy! Just put on your "I'm with Chia Guido" guinea tee, and you're ready to cruise da ave wit your boy! Say Yo!

Grow your own Mafia connection with Chia Guido!

Only on DB Toys.com

Only $9.95 (Would you pay more?)

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