Ioga vs. Flynn: Page 2
Captain Ioga: the deadly viper assassination squad!
DarthFlyNN2625: right...and this is what to me?
CI: kill bill in two days
DF: oh...figured it was something like that
CI: Those are Bill's assassins
DF: great\
CI: indeed
DF: they look really...assassiny
CI: dey is
CI: the bride barely made it through the two
DF: that sentence means nothing to me
DF: who's the bride, why does she call herself that and what are the two?
DF: and what do they have against the bride?
DF: if the bride is a person
CI: the bride is uma's character
CI: a lot of samurai movies have a nameless hero
CI: and she goes through 2 of the assassins in the first volume
DF: the black girl and the asian one with the flail
CI: in the film she is like the crimelord for the yakuza
DF: she's a little girl tho
CI: i know!
CI: and she's not even japanese
CI: but she's so damn vicious that all the other heads are afriad of her
DF: I have doubts the Yakuza woud allow themselves to be led by a little girl
CI: lol, there is a great scene with that
DF: from what I saw she's awesome with this flail...well, that's easy to defeat. one bullet. game over.
DF: Indiana Jones style
CI: oh wait...fuck...I'm not even listening to you
DF: I know
CI: sorry flynn, the one with the flail is one of her prime assassins, go-go yubari
DF: but is the one with the flail one of Bill's assassins or one of the assassin's assassins
CI: one of the assassin's assassins
DF: ah
CI: and she beats the piss out of uma
DF: soooo...why does "the bride" have such a mad on for Bill?
CI: lol, the movie comes out tomorrow, rent it and find out!
DF: no thanks. it's not worth going and paying 3 bucks to me. Just go ahead and tell me.
CI: lope
CI: lol i mean nope
CI: i hate spoiling shit for people, you know that
CI: especially when Mr. Tarentino worked so hard
CI: lol
DF: Tarentino always comes off as a jerk when I see him
CI: more or less slimy than a jerk
CI: but for some reason he loves the comic crowd
DF: but hates comics
CI: comic movies
DF: so he's getting near Ellis in my book of dislike, but not quite
CI: lol you can't hate people cause they don't like what you love
CI: I don't like Zelda, you still like me
DF: oh I don't hate him, I just disagree completely to the point where I'd vehemently argue with him, were I ever to meet him
CI: lol, then thank god you don't have a job and can't afford san diego
DF: yup
CI: he might be there this year
CI: and if he is I'll be in that line fo' sho
CI: I wanna ask him if he'll ever do a musical
DF: and it also has the side effect that I could give a crap about where he'll be
CI: you haven't even seen a Tarentino movie tho!
DF: I'm sure I have, I just can't remember it
CI: reservoir dogs?
DF: not yet, but I saw part of it
DF: I seen parts of Pulp Fiction
DF: they all seem kinda the same to me
DF: dome shooting, drugs, lotsa cussing...that type of movie
DF: Captain Planet is on
DF: Gi! That's what her name was
CI: see, you can't watch part of pulp fiction
DF: I've both heard it was awesome and that it was horrible
CI: it was up against forest gump for best picture!
DF: and something about somebody getting a needle in the heart because of drug OD
DF: and that really really makes me not want to watch it
CI: and you know how often it is that a film that contains guns, drugs, cussing, gratuitous violence, boxing, WWII stories, anal rape, and a foiled heist all in one gets nominated for every major category for the academy awards?
CI: there are other things in it too....
CI: hmmm...
DF: yeah...
DF: now I'm really not gonna watch it...ever
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