|......Glad You Stopped By For A Hug......|
I'm only a cat,
and we'll get along fine...
As long as you know
I'm not yours... you're all mine!
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Prince and TiPi
-Tipi is now home with us
and our cat family
I would also like you to meet
my daughters cat ~ OSCAR ~
she thought he should be in the movies
Click on the Red Cross Kitty Click on the Diet wheel
for some First Aid for you cat To learn about nutrition and feeding for you cat
Shadoe ~ Tiger ~ Sookie
and Mandy too
are all waiting at Rainbow Bridge
I am a romantic White kitten
What color of kitten would you be?
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|Cats are beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent creatures. And with a
little love and caring, they can keep a human being alive for upwards of seventy to eighty years. If you follow these simple instructions, you can have your human housetrained in no time.
CLEANLINESS: For some reasons, humans seem to enjoy immersing themselves in running water. Attempts to get humans to lick themselves clean have proven interesting, if unproductive.
COMMUNICATION: Humans are unable to speak a proper language. Therefore, you should communicate a point loudly, repeatedly, and if at all possible, at about three in the morning. Any attempts at human-to-cat communication can be dealt with by simply ignoring it until it stops.
FEEDING: Morning feeding should start promptly when your human is fast asleep, preferably three or four minutes before the alarm is supposed to go off. Recommended methods of waking your human include: sitting on its face, screaming in its ear, and biting its hair.
TOILET TRAINING: A human's natural tendency is to not change your litter box. Although experts in human behavior believe it can be attributed to the "laziness reflex," this can be easily corrected through what is called "shoe therapy." Just remember that a human shoe looks a lot like a human toilet, and you should be fine.
Following these simple tips is the first step towards a long and productive cat/human relationship.
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