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5/29/03
Time to play catch-up.

Sat: Worked for Arrow 93 doing promotions at the Pasadena Jazz festival. That was pretty cool. Afterwards, went to Mike Huoh's place for a BBQ. I brought over some orange marinated carne asada...that was yummy. Had a fun time there too, talking to people, getting stuffed beyond belief and stuff like that.

Sun: Worked for Arrow again at the Pasadena Jazz Festival. After, hung out at a friend's place in La Brea area and watched Ghost Ship.

Monday: Bought a 160gig hard drive from CompUSA. Then went over to Rass' apt to do a BBQ.

This week, been just working. Today, my manager called me into the conference room to have a discussion about my "performance". It wasn't up to par. Long story short, he told me what he expected of me, told me what I should have been doing, telling me what I have been doing wrong...yada yada. It was a real eye opener for me.

5/22/03
Funny read
For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm sticking around here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!

So I found out for sure today that someone in the customer service department was fired today because they were "stealing" aka, giving himself and/or his friends discounts. My company sure does suck in so many ways: calls are monitored..we have to use a dial-out code, any new program that you want to use needs to be authorized, if you want to use a chat program, the mis department must open a port for you, they don't like you going directly to the vps to discuss anything..they want you to go through the management, we don't get discounts but we can give bitchy customers up to $25 off, we don't get benefits until after 6 months, and we don't get paid holidays until after 3 months. These are just some of the things that make this company suck.

5/21/03
Commercial

Work has been boring and not so boring. When I'm actually doing work, I feel like I'm giving them what they're paying me to do. But sometimes, I'm sitting around, going "What am I suppose to do???" I know I have work to do, but a huge part of it also involves sitting around waiting for advertisers to call me back about ad information. I signed my first and second ad contracts today! woohoo.

5/19/03
At the end of the day, I began wondering..."What in the world did I do at work? I KNOW I did 'work', but looking back at everything that I did, it didn't feel like I did anything." I think the reason behind this is that I don't SEE the work that I do, because there isn't a lot of paperwork involved. I'm basically doing research, emailing people, and talking to people on the phone. Unlike the previous jobs I had, where it mainly consisted of data entry, I don't see a pile of papers that I finished, nor do I see the end of a stack.

5/15/03
My day began as usual. Come in, listen in to the senior customer service guy answer calls. Then me answering some calls. At around 10:30-11, my supervisor came over while I was talking on the phone, and when I was done talking, he logged me off, and said follow me. We walked into the conference room, and he told me that he was moving me today, back to my original desk, where I would be working as a marketing assistant (what I was hired for). He discussed things that we did and that fun stuff, and afterwards, told me to move my stuff. It was very strange. I would be leaving the people I had just begun to become friends with and leaving the social arena I was in for a new one. If you have been following my journal, the customer service side of the room was full of people around my age, very talkative, and all having fun. The other side (purchasing, sales, marketing) side was all about work and had a very serious tone to their work. 

So as I came out, I told people that I was leaving. It almost felt like I was leaving my family in a way. I shook hands with the people I worked with; some didn't even know I wasn't part of customer service. One guy said, "Don't be a stranger around here." That was pretty amusing, seeing as how I would still be working there. But you have to understand, the room is very segregated. The customer service people never talk to the purchasing/sales people because 1) They've never interacted before 2) The customer service side was all whites/mexicans/ABC's whereas the other side was almost all FOBs. Other factors play a role, but those are the main reasons. 

So when I turned on my computer, Chad, my supervisor, already assigned me 3 things to do: 1) Help develop a project to get more people familiar with newegg by creating a case modification contest 2) Research internet sites that are computer related that they have not advertised for, and see if it would be a good/bad one to advertise on 3) find out why alexa.com wasn't posting our site. All this exponentially increased my stress level. I didn't know exactly what I was suppose to do. I didn't know how to approach each thing. Instructions were not given to my fully, so I had to figure out what to do or ask questions. It was just very stressful since I was just thrown into this whole new situation where nothing was structured and everything was open-ended to some degree. 

What I realized was that each of these jobs given to me was a project. Reflecting on my past, I remembered that what I wanted to do was projects, rather than doing something very monotonous. So I got what I asked for. I just hope that I can deliver the goods and be worth the money they're paying me (though its not that much). Chad said that I had to work double the amount they were paying me. Sort of a way of saying to work my hardest, or give 110%. 

5/14/03
Great. I fell asleep, and missed the last 25 min or so of the series finale of Dawson's Creek. So after watching it from its inception, I failed to watch the last few minutes, and failed to find out how the gang reacted to Jenn's death, what happened to Jack and Pacey's bro, how Joey decided to end up with Pacey, and all that fun stuff that lead to the end. THAT'S GREAT!! Hopefully TV Guide is right, and this episode will repeat again on the 25th. Hopefully, I'll remember to watch. Hopefully, I won't fall asleep again. Hopefully.....

Everyone is always saying customer service sucks. I always knew that, but not fully. As many of you may know, I began learning the customer service aspect of the company I work for. Today, the supervisor wanted the guy training me to evaluate my knowledge, phone etiquette, yada yada. So this one guy that called in had a damaged computer case. I offered an exchange for the one he had, but he wanted the case this Friday. I said that wouldn't be possible, and that the earliest he could get it would be Monday. He asked if we would pay for the shipping charges and what not cuz of the damaged case, but I said that it was his responsibility to do that, and that it was Fed Ex's fault and not ours. So our discussion went on for a couple more minutes, and he said, "your customer service sucks. i'm never ordering from you again." It didn't really bother me at all. I replied with, "would you  like an RMA?" And I proceeded to give him one. About an hour later, one of the supervisors comes over, and talks to the guy training me about that same guy, trying to figure out what happened. The guy training me was on my side, and told him everything that happened. Apparently, the guy wrote a negative comment on newegg's website or resellerratings, and they wanted to resolve that. 

If taking back damaged products, waiving the 15% restocking fee, and reshipping a new one isn't good customer service, then what is?  What's weird is that we tried accommodating him, but he didn't like what he was getting, so he decided to say something negative instead. Oh well. Some people were just born as dicks.

5/12/03
Over the weekend, Mike Huoh saw my bro at the gym, went to have Brazilian BBQ and watched X2.

Today at work, the manager brought in a bunch of tapioca milk tea for people. He asked that whoever wanted one to raise there hands. Up went the hands and came the drinks. 2 of the guys that got drinks (both white - Italian) thought the drink was gross, mainly the tapioca. They thought it was disgusting and weird to chew. Their first experience with boba. 

I got my ID for Arrow 93.1. Pretty cool. Now I have an ID card for each company I work for. The Arrow

 one is waay cooler looking than the ABS Computers one - just a piece of paper with my picture laminated. 

5/9/03
These past couple of days have been boring and fun-filled. Yesterday, I worked from 8:30-5:30 doing customer service training, chatted with the fellow customer service people, and surfed the internet n stuff. Afterwards, I went to Universal Studios to work on the Shade Sheist and Nocturnal music video. I got there, and immediately, I had nothing to do. People were doing stuff, but I didn't know where to begin. I saw Grant immediately, and we chit chatted a bit. He told me that the day before, a lot of the people were drunk and high, and there were a lot of scandalously dressed black chicks. On the set, there was a fixed up BMW 7-series, Escalade and a Maserati. What black music video would be complete without these ingredients. NONE! So here's what I did last night: stand around, talk, stand around, run an errand, stand around, talk, setup the eating area for "lunch" even though it was going to be at 11pm,  stood around, watched them shoot, ate, broke down the tables/chairs, went to do another errand, this time getting a subway sandwich, and then I stood around some more and then went home. Got $50 for working from 6:30-12:30ish. Everyone else was sticking around until 5 or so. What made this experience worse was that this one guy, Ra, a black guy, thought he was the shitz, was a bully who found amusement in making fun of people, mainly me, and ordered people around. Me, Pablo, and Emily, the other "interns" all found him to be an asshole, jerk, dick head, you name it, that's what we thought of him. 

One conversation I had with Ra.

Ra: Have you done any work?

Me: Ya, I brought the trash cans up.

Ra: No, I moved them.

M: No, I moved them from the bottom to here.

R: I did half the work.

M: If you did half the work, you would've moved them from the stairs to here.

And he STFU.

Today, the company I work for treated the employees to a lunch for getting above a 8.0 on www.resellerratings.com. We went to Olive Garden as the reward (though I didn't contribute to that at all). The big event of the day was when I answered a couple phone calls. I'm not fully trained on the use of the programs and what to say to the people. The first customer I answered had this REALLY REALLY REALLY thick accent that I could barely understand. One guy was asking about something I never even heard of. And one was a fairly simple question I believe. This was one huge step in my learning process. WOOHOO.

5/7/03
Did almost the same exact thing as yesterday. Ugh. Realized that I might be working more than 8 hours a day. The guy that's in the position that I'll be in in a couple weeks is there before I am, and leaves after me. I just wonder how much longer he's there for. I'm gonna have to ask him....

5/6/03
Sat around for almost the ENTIRE day doing nothing. Someone was suppose to train me on what the customer service people do, but I couldn't listen in on what the guy was saying, so I was just staring at his screen, staring at people, staring around, staring nowhere, and staring at people. After lunch, I was able to surf the net a bit, but that got boring quick. An hour before my day ended, and after a bunch of people left (some work from 7:30 to 4:30), I sat with this guy, Paul, and I listened in on him. It was fun listening to the stupid customers and how they would trash talk the idiotic customers. That's when the day got more interesting.

embarrassingly good video

5/5/03
My first day of work...What's interesting about this place is that instead of having time cards to punch in and out, there's this hand reader where you input your employee ID, and then place your palm on this surface, its read it, and logs you in and out of the building.

Today, I really didn't do much but listen in on the customer service calls. What I noticed after I sat down was the huge dichotomy between the two sections in the room I was in. On the left side was the purchasing/sales/marketing stuff where everyone was Asian, mainly FOBS (This is the area I'll be sitting in) and on the right side was the customer service reps, consisting of mainly Mexicans, some whites, and 2 Asians. On the left side were the salaried people and on the right, hourly. On the left; quietly working employees. On the right; noisy, rowdy, all over the place and younger employees. 

Basically, all I did was listen in on conversations that people had with people calling in and chatted with a bunch of the people around me. This one chick asked how much I was making, and I said "Not that much." "How much? I use to make the most. I got $9.50/hr." "Oh, I make salary." I think she thought that I was going to be a customer service rep. Guess she didn't know I was in sales/marketing. So I'm just wondering how much everyone else makes. Them customer service people sure don't get paid that much.

I also found out that I don't work for www.abspc.com but instead, work for their sister company www.newegg.com .

5/4/03
I'm back from my weekend trip to Philly, the city of brotherly love. 

My weekend didn't start off as well as I expected. At the airport, I went through the metal detector, and I was having problems there already. Something in my carry-on luggage alerted the security guards. What they found was something I had been searching for ever since I moved back; my swiss army knife. I was hoping I could check it in with my carry-on, but when I went downstairs to try that, the lady said that it would NEVER make it to Philly. So, I ended up giving it to someone that worked there. I went up to this lady, and was like 

  "You want this? I didn't know I had it on me, and I can't check in my luggage. Give it to your grandkid."

  "I don't have any grandkids"

  "Give it to your children?"

  "I don't have any children"

  "Your husband, aunt uncle?"

  "No husband."

  "Take it for yourself then." and then I quickly ran away to get to the boarding gate.

I was pissed because before I left, I left my keychain at home cuz there was a mini swiss army knife on that, and I tried to make sure I had nothing on me that would be confiscated or that I would have to throw away. But I ended up having to throw away something. Second time this has happened. ARGH. 

So, I took a red-eye flight out to Philly at 10:20pm, and arrived at 6:00. I had a difficult time trying to sleep on the plan, as usual. For me, 6:00 was actually 3:00. We checked in to our hotel on the U Penn campus, and crashed for a couple hours. After that, me, my bro and Rob went sight seeing around Philly. We went to an art museum, a former prison, went to get pizza, tried going to another museum, rested by the pier, and realized an hour or so later that the yacht we were chilling next to was Forbes' yacht (as in Forbes' Magazine), went and walked down South Street, chilled at a coffee shop, went to shoot some pool to kill time, and then went to the Morimoto Restaurant at 9:40.

The restaurant was jam packed with people, mostly an older crowd. Everyone was better dressed than us. Everyone but me got the Omakase (Chef's recommendation) set. On the menu, you have the option of ordering a $80, $100, or $120 and up set. They chose to get a $200 set. It was one of the most expensive orders of the night as far as Omakases goes. Every dish was a few bites of just the most delicately arranged and savory meal we've ever had/seen. I just got a tofu appetizer and a New York Steak. The tofu came out real early. The guy brought out the tofu in this big pot. He opened up the lid, and it was just liquid. He started giving us a story, mixed in some sea salt, stirred the mix, and told us that in 8 minutes, the tofu will be done and someone will come by and serve it. That was VERY interesting since I had never in my life seen someone make fresh tofu. All the wasabi served was the REAL wasabi, not the powder stuff that's served in most restaurants. Anyways, I was able to take some pictures of the restaurant and some of the food before my battery died. I would have taken a picture of each dish, but the battery was almost dead. I actually tried some seafood!!! OMG!! I tried some sauce with king crab in it and tried a very tiny piece of lobster. The Omakase set they got was a 12 course sampler that lasted around 3 and a half hours. So we got in at around 9:40pm and left around 1:00am

We did A LOT of walking that day. My legs hurt for most of the day, and I woke up the next day with sore legs.

When we left Philly, we had a layover in Chicago. When we left, I had a window seat, and as I looked out, I was amazed at how beautiful Chicago looked. There were a lot more trees than what I normally see in LA, more parks, yada yada. It just looked like a great place to grow up away from the city life and all that. yup. Ok...that's all I Have to say. Pictures will be posted up when I can get them off the computer.
  

5/2/03

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Tonight, I'm off to Philly on a red-eye flight. I'll be arriving in Philly at 6am, so technically, that would be 3am for me. Ugh. I'm gonna be dead tired by early afternoon or late morning. Hopefully, I'll be able to take a nap. I will be taking a digi cam with me for the trip, and will be taking as many pictures as possible, both random and picture worthy. We'll just have to wait to see what I decide to post up. 

I WILL be working on the music video I kept saying I would, but it will only be for one day and maybe 6 hours for $50. This will be an awesome experience because I finally get to see an actual production, and I might be able to see some famous people. As I mentioned before, Mariah Carey is suppose to make a cameo. But what I just found out today is that Michael Jackson might be in it too! As grotesque looking as he is, he still is a pop-icon, and being able to meet him would just be awesome. Hopefully, I can bring a digi cam on the set and take some pictures. But who knows. I'll find out. 

Oh yea. Ever since I passed the 18 year old mark or something, my mom has always said "you need to act more mature" or "if you are at an office, you can't act so immature" or "people don't like it if you make so many faces", yada yada. From my experience, it's quite the contrary. Today, while I was at the production office, I was having a fun ol' chat with a 31 and 33 year old guy. We were acting very immature and having a gay ol time. So for my mom to tell me to start acting more mature at my age while the two guys in their 30s were acting mature was very contradicting.  Also, I've had people say that my facial expressions were very amusing, unlike my mom who thinks I need to stop making them. 

5/1/03
I was driving to Arrow today, and I saw this really sweet Hearst car. I mean, its a heart car, but compared to the previous ones I've seen, this was a pimpin one. If I died, I'd want to be carried in this one. So the car, it was a Cadillac "Krystal". It used the body of the "Deville", but the car was long, and had a lot of junk in the trunk, so to speak. But yea, it was a brand new shinny car. The dead are now rolling in style!

This afternoon, I got a call from one of the temp agencies, FINALLY, about a job. But its a week too late since I got the Marketing Asst job, which is definitely better than just an Admin job that I would have gotten. The pay would be the same, slightly more. 

4/30/03
Baskin Robins had their free scoop thing today. I first went to the one on Main Street to check it out, but the line was too long, so I decided to go to the one on the corner of Huntington and San Gabriel. The line there was definitely shorter, so we decided to stop by. I immediately saw Kai Yeung there. When he saw me, he came over, and said that Barris was up front. While we were in line, Barris came up, but I didn't talk to him at all. So when we got to the front of the line, one chick asked me what I wanted, and I said I wanted "Love Potion 1000". Come to think of it, I should've said something like "Love Potion #69"! LOL! So she went off to get my ice cream. Immediately after, someone else asked what ice cream I wanted. I had to pause for a second to think if I should ask her to get me a scoop. My bro was like "what are you waiting for?" Little did him and Kai Yeung know that I had just asked for a scoop. So I quickly thought of a flavor that I remembered, and just said Pistachio Nut. Kai Yeung saw the smile on my face and asked "Do you know that person?" My bro then asked, "What's wrong?" "You'll see," I replied. So I got the Love Potion #31, and I had this HUGE smile/grin on my face. This little girl to my right kept looking at me. I then got the Pistachio Nut, and the little girl started "oooooooh"'ing at me like I was in trouble! LOL!!!! I quickly fled with two scoops of ice cream.

4/29/03
My life has been odd, but in a good way these past couple of weeks. I've kept myself quite busy, shuffling back and forth between my internship at the movie studio (it takes up quite a bit of my time), typing out that damn book for that guy, going to interviews, and getting jobs. What makes it odd is that I don't have the time I use to do just sit around and do absolutely nothing; take my time to do whatever I wanted, just lounge around, watch an insane amount of t.v., watch an insane amount of movies, yada yada. Now, I had to set aside time to do what I normally would just do without planning. I guess that's the life of having a full day's work. It's quite fulfilling to me, knowing that I didn't waste my day away doing absolutely nothing but rather engaging myself in something proactive. Woohoo! Now all I need are friends to hang out with!! HELLO!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! Earth to friends in L.A.!!!

Today, while I was the office helping out with casting again, I was talking to a fellow intern there. He's 28 I believe, and over lunch, we were talking about the job I will be starting on Monday. I'm not going to mention the little details, but he brought up something interesting that I didn't think about for the past week. If I were given an option to continue working on this film with no pay and possibly long and tedious hours, or work at a steady job, with decent pay, but could possibly end up being something I dread, which would I choose. Without a doubt, I would definitely choose working on a film. I realized, but not only today, that what I truly enjoy is working on projects, working and interacting with people, running around trying to get things done, have SPONTANEITY! Not a single day has gone by so far that I dreaded going to work, even though I knew I wasn't getting paid. Every single day was different and kept me on my feet, making me adjust myself to adapt to the situation. I enjoyed everything I was doing. I've learned so much already about pre-production for a film, improved my interaction skills in person and over the phone, and learned how to think on the spot and try and come up with something creative, truthful, and at the same time, deceiving so that I could get myself out of a situation. For example, people were calling today to ask if they were being called back tomorrow for a read through with the executive producers. I knew that there weren't going to be called back tomorrow, nor for the read through for a different script on Thursday. So I had to devise ways of letting them down politely, while still giving them some length of hope to hang on to, even though I knew that they had no shot for the projects at hand. 

Now here comes my dilemma, which I don't think will happen...yet. I haven't heard back from ABS computers about the status of my job. They were to email me back a couple days after they did a background check on me. It's been three work days now. If they don't email me by Friday, then I'm assuming they really didn't want me. I know, I'm being very pessimistic about this whole situation, but in a way, I kind of want that to happen, though the added income and real work experience would greatly improve my resume and give me a paying job. I would happily go straight back to interning at the film with not a single ounce of hesitation. 

I've realized all my life that I wanted to get into the entertainment industry. And I finally succeeded with this non-paying internship. But now, after having a lick of it, and having it all taken away by a paying job, I'm now like a crying baby with it's candy taken away by an adult, just wanting it back. It's time for me to grow up. But I don't want to. Not just yet. Hopefully, after I've built some connections within the industry through my attempt at trying to help out during the nights or weekends of production, I can go back into that field. 

Now I have focus in my life. Get back into the industry. 

I am the type of person who would rather have a really bad paying job, but was something I completely and utterly enjoyed doing.

4/28/03
Time to wrap up this weekend and today.  This past weekend, I spent almost 10 hours just typing out that god damn book for the guy who's writing that loan consultant book. Saturday night, I went to Century Club in Century City. I knew ahead of time that this was an Asian event, and if you didn't know already, I'm not particularly fond of going to all-Asian events. To make myself different from all the other Asians, I decided to dress as non-Asian as possible. No black slacks, no long sleeve button down, no black shoes. I was going for colorful and different. I wore a Ben Sherman red plaid shirt, dark brown khakis, and brown shoes. When I got there, the people at the front were giving me a hard time about getting in. They said that they wanted a more "classy" look. More like look like every other god damn Asian there. As usual, the music being played was Hip Hop and nothing else. They had 3 dance areas, and all of it was Hip Hop! What's up with that???? I would go into one room, hear a song there, then go to a different room, and hear that same song again. Anyways, needless to say, the night was pretty interesting. 4 people got really drunk. One time, when I saw Vu buying drinks, he shelled out $25 with great difficulty, and ended up spilling those drinks. What a waste. Josh, Dzuy, and Sam were all wasted too. On our way to a Mexican hole in the wall restaurant, Josh (I was driving his car, and he was in the passenger seat) opened the door, and heaved a load out the door, getting some on the interior door. After that, we called it a night, and just went home.

Today, I helped out with the second casting call for the independent movie I'm working on. Last Friday, I was calling people all day to try and get people to come in and audition. Today was the end result of my work. Things went real smoothly compared to the first time we did the casting call. I scheduled people to come in this time at 5-minute intervals instead of having a cattle call of 100 or so people jam packed into a room. Of course, we had people show up late and people trying to get a chance to audition that couldn't make it to the time we were auditioning. Oh yeah, did I mention that almost everyone is black? I surprisingly got along well with almost everyone that showed up. Some people were just a blast to talk to while some were not very social at all.

And Lisa/Paul, no, I will not join Xanga. I like my format here. What happened to your Xanga post about running your hand through Paul's hair while watching the game???

4/24/03
This morning, I went in for an interview that I set up with a company I had an interview with a month ago for a management trainee position.  Needless to say, I didn't get that position.  But things have turned around.  I finally got a job.  Not a part-time job, not a temp job, but a FULL-TIME JOB!  So congratulate me already.  I seriously had no idea what the job was, well, maybe slightly.  But I think
this is a job that I might enjoy.  So now my parents can get OFF MY DAMN CASE!!!!  There were on me like shit on flies for the past year.  So the only thing that can possibly go wrong is if my background check turns up bad.  Its weird...this week, I was technically offered 4 jobs, 2 of which I took. The radio station and this computer company are the ones I took (btw, I'll tell you more about the job once I start working), and the other two I turned down: 1) this escrow company that was only going to pay $10/hr and a job at a psych clinic which I didn't feel like getting into. 

So technically, I have 4 jobs. 1)the internship 2)typing out the book for this guy 3)the radio gig 4)the computer thing.

This afternoon, I went to Sherman Oaks again to help out with the movie again.  Looks like I'll be making more casting calls and calls for call backs.  There's going to be A LOT of calling of people tomorrow. 

Interesting read from an email I got from Glo...

This is priceless, worth the time reading for a good laugh.

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome
including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have
you laughing out LOUD!

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something
wrong" with one of the two hamsters he holds prisoner in his room. "He's
just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you
help?"

I put my best hamster-healer statement on my face and followed him into his
bedroom.

One of the little rodents was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I
immediately knew what to do.

"Honey," I called, "come look at the hamster!"

"Oh my gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies."

"What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!"

I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't
want them to reproduce," I accused my wife.

"Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?" she inquired.
(I actually think she said this sarcastically!)

"No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in my most
loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth together).

"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.

"Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know," she
informed
me. (Again, I think with the more sarcasm.)

By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I
shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.

"Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience, I announced. "We're about
to witness the miracle of birth."

"OH, Gross!", they shrieked.

"Well, isn't THAT just Great! What are we going to do with a litter of tiny
little hamster babies?" my wife wanted to know. (I really do think she was
being snotty here, too. Don't you?)

We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny
foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.

"We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted.

"It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified.

"Do something, Dad!" my son urged.

"Okay, okay." Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next
appeared, giving it a gingerly tug.

It disappeared.

I tried several more times with the same results.

"Should I call 911?" my eldest daughter wanted to know.

"Maybe they could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with
the females in my house?)

"Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly. We drove to the vet with my
son
holding the cage in his lap.

"Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged.

"I don't think hamsters do Lamaze," his mother noted to him. (Women can be
so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one thing, but
this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.)

The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little
animal through a magnifying glass.

"What do you think, Doc, a c-section?" I suggested scientifically.

"Oh, very interesting," he murmured.

"Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?"

I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.

"Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked.

Oh, perfectly," the vet assured us. "This hamster is not in labor. In fact,
that isn't EVER going to happen... Ernie IS a boy."

"What?" we gasped in confusion

"You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into
maturity, like most male species, they um.... um.... masturbate. Just the
way he did, lying on his back."

He blushed, glancing at my wife. "Well, you know what I'm saying,
Mr.Cameron."

We were silent, absorbing this. "So Ernie's just... just... Excited," my
wife offered.

"Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood. More silence.

Then my viscous, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then even
laugh loudly.

"What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I
married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.

Tears were now running down her face. "It's just... that... I'm picturing
you pulling on its... its... teeny little..." she gasped for more air to
bellow in laughter once more.

"That's enough," I warned.

We thanked the Veterinarian and hurriedly bundled the hamster and our son
back into the car. He was glad everything was going to be okay.

"I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done, Dad," he told me.

"Oh, you have NO idea," my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.

2 - Hamsters - 10 bucks...
1 - Cage - 20 bucks...
Trip to the Vet - 30 bucks...
Pictures of your hubby pulling on the hamster's tiny wacker........
Priceless!

4/23/03

4/22/03
I just remembered something that happened to me when I was in High School.  This memory was recalled after reading a topic on off-topic.net about guys and peeing with a woody and the difficulty with that..yada yada. Anyways, on to my story. It was in High School in the bathroom by the cafeteria, on the northern side of the central lawn area. If you recall, those urinals were the long ones that stretched all the way to the bottom of the floor. So one day, I was doing my thing, and in comes Barris (for you non SMers, he's a really ugly, fat, geeky loser kinda guy who stalks pretty girls... i.e. Kelly Hutchins, '96 Rose Parade Queen). So I'm doing my thing, and he whips it out, and starts peeing. I'm standing to his right, wearing shorts and flip flops with no socks, and I start feeling this liquid splashing onto my left ankle. I'm like totally disgusted by this because I realize that its his urine. He must've been aiming his dick down for it to be splashing on my leg.  But I run outside, petrified, all the while, telling all my friends about what just happened, and rinsing off my leg at the water fountain by the bathroom.

Just to remind you guys...when I was in SF, helping Brandon move his stuff from his old apartment to the new one, I accidentally stepped in human shit!

Today, I had an interview at KCBS, Arrow 93.1. I arrived at the station, met the supervisor chick, filled out some paper, went into her office, and the first thing she says after sit down is, "I really don't have any questions for you." I was thinking to myself "OKAAAAY." So for like an hour, we just chatted about the radio station, what the differences were between the one I worked for in SF and this one, and about Alhambra..she grew up there. We talked about the changes to Alhambra, with the opening of all the new restaurants, the new theater, and her optometrist on the corner of Garfield and Main. I found out early in our hour-long conversation that I was hired. After that, we just basically chatted about anything. I'll be going back later this week to fill out the proper paperwork. It also pays more than my previous promotion assistant job. This one pays $9.50. That's $2.50 more than my other one. But the other definitely has more perks.

After that, I went to Westwood to see this guy I was doing a side job for. He was telling me that I should get into Loan Consulting because that's where the money's at. I'm typing out his book, and he thought that it would be good for me to do this so that I would learn about the field. He said that he'd be selling his 6 course book for $2500, and I'd be getting it for free. But he somewhat convinced me of going into that field...we'll see what happens.

After that, I went to Monterey Park to go to an escrow company for an "interview". It wasn't much of one, since the lady kept talking about what the position would be like, said that I would be working with LOTS of females, since in escrow, many of the positions are held by women, but she wanted more men to get into it. She didn't really ask me much. She did ask what position I wanted, and I just smiled and was like "I don't know..my dad just sent my resume in and told me to come in and see what openings you have." Not very professional, but hey, its an Asian office. 

4/21/03
This morning, I went to go get gas.  When I got there, I realized that I didn't have my wallet on me, so I began thinking what I should do? I was really low on gas, and I didn't want to get stuck going back, so I whipped out $1 in quarters, and gave it to the cashier guy. What an annoying thing to have to deal with. Going somewhere, and realizing that you don't have your wallet. So I had to go back home to get it, then went back to the gas station.

Ugh

Something interesting that my old roommate, Henry had on his AIM profile (taken from Chris Rock):

You know the world is going crazy when 
the best rapper is a white guy, 
the best golfer is a black guy, 
the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, 
the Swiss hold the America's Cup, 
France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, 
Germany doesn't want to go to war, 
and the three most powerful men in America are named 
'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. 

4/17/03
I just came back from Tapioca Express on Main Street, and I witnessed something I haven't seen for a LONG time. I saw a bunch of high school kids thinking they're the shit, dressing like frickin Asian gang-banger wannabes. They wore what your typical baggy outfits: baggy jeans, baggy shirts, jersey, and white and black colors. So the first time I walked by them, I heard one girl saying something about someone being locked up. The second time I walked by, I heard another girl saying something about someone getting a beat down. WTF! There's still people like these around?!?!?!??! Someone needs to give these kids a reality check. Does this mean I'm getting old??

4/16/03
Today, I went over to West Hollywood (I think?) to the producer's apartment to work on the project some more. I didn't realize it til it was almost too late, but I was parking on the wrong side of the street. On Tuesday, you can't park on one side of the street from 10am - 12pm and the other side, same time, on Wednesday. So today, I was going out to greet a fellow intern, and she pointed out that I couldn't park where I was parked. I looked around, and saw not a single car parked on my side, said "OH FUCK" and hurried up to get into my car and move it. As I was getting into my car, I noticed that the parking enforcement dude was parked like 30 feet behind me. I quickly got in, turned on my engine, and shuffled off. I was VERY close to getting a parking ticket. If I did get it, it would be the VERY first parking ticket I would actually have to pay for. I only wonder if he already wrote out the ticket, and planned on mailing it to me since he didn't get to put it on my window. 

4/14/03
Today began an unusual day for me.  I began working at an intern today for a B movie studio. What that means is that they produce movies you've never heard of, that go straight to video, and that you'd probably laugh at just looking at the title. I was expecting the office to be in some warehouse type place, but it turned out to be a quaint little office on a side street. Not too huge, but not ugly either. 

So as I walked into the office, there was this really ugly girl who looked like someone I would NEVER EVER in my life associate with in school. I know that sounds horrible, but if you saw what I saw, you'd think the same thing. She would be with a group of friends that had low self-esteem and would all look ugly. 

So, when the director came, we all sat in the conference room, introduced ourselves, and discussed what the whole internship process would be like. We would be taking on multiple hats due to the budget of the film, which is quite low I'm assuming. 

Most of the time spent here was downtime...just chilling, chatting, and seeing what was going on. I'm not exactly sure how this whole process will turn out, but the director swears that the experience will be very engaging and a huge learning process. Ugly girl's dad was apparently waiting outside this whole time, and he was just going to wait there until we were finished, but the thing was, we didn't know when we would be finished. We told her to go outside, and tell her dad that he didn't have to wait for her, because we didn't know how long we would be, but she came back, and said that her dad would just wait. Robert, the assistant producer said that the dad should just "blaze" and that we would figure it out somehow. "Blaze" is something I've never heard of in my life for leave. So one of the other girls had to go out and talk to the dad.

So around 12:30, we all went to Sunset area to find a potential spot for us to do some production work, mainly casting I believe. We needed to find a fairly small space, maybe just an office space in someone's office, for about $400/month. We drove past UCLA through Westwood? and for some odd reason, I felt ALL this pretentiousness in the air. The houses were HUGE and extravagant like none other, and I saw some nice cars (Ferrari F50? and a Porsche Cayenne?). We drove to Sunset area, and started calling up real estate agencies, inquiring about the space and seeing how much it would cost. For the most part, none of these places were renting out for short periods of time, at least not like 1 month short. After maybe a half hour to an hour, we gave up, and headed back. Three factors made this whole situation worse: 1) The driving 2) The weather 3) I used up a bunch of my anytime minutes making calls.

This whole time, I just couldn't get the fact that I didn't like that one girl (the ugly one) for the longest time. She never had anything productive to say, looked ugly, dressed horribly, and just had nothing productive to say!!!! While we were looking for spaces, she would point out signs. I'd be like "did you get the #?" "no". I did all the talking too, even though I really didn't know much about what was going on. She also has no car! So while I was taking ugly back, I was like, "So are you in school?" "No" "What do you mean? Are you in between High School and College?" "Kind of"?!?!?!?!....and when we were on the freeway, I was asking her if she wanted to call her dad while we were on our way so that she wouldn't have to wait.. I was like "Do you want to call your dad so that he can pick you up?" "I'll just wait til we get there." "Well, don't you want to call so that he'll be there when I get there?" "No...I don't think he's home." "Well don't you just want to try?" After a couple more of these, she whipped out her cell, and called home. "Hello? Jenny? Dad? are you home? <someone picks up the phone> Oh hey dad, can you come pick me up..blah blah blah....Oh, so my dad was home. He's normally not at home." WTF..weirdo!

Afterwards, I met up with a friend of mine, Devin, in Sherman Oaks (He actually lives REALLY close to the studio), and had a really late lunch at this Greek restaurant. It was pretty good.

4/12/03
Went out to an Italian restaurant tonight in Old Town Pasadena called Tre Venezie. This was definitely an upscale Italian restaurant. My bro and I were the youngest people there, and probably the only Asians. Everyone else was White and old, and most were getting multi-course meals with wine whereas my bro and I only got an entree. I got a beef ravioli dish with a wine reduction sauce...($20), and my bro got a beef dish (~$30). Restaurant was good, but seemed like it was meant for snooty old white rich people. 

This past week, I did a bunch of the same stuff as the previous 9-10 months. Sitting on my ass doing nothing. I did get an invitation to go to Mike Huoh's get together on Wednesday night for dinner. Burgers and potato wedges. The night was an escape from my usual boring life, and it was fun being able to talk to people on a social level again. I left with 3 boxes of Perugina chocolates that retail for $30 each. On the way back home, I was making a left turn onto Huntington, but accidentally made a left turn onto the lane for incoming traffic, so I had to bust a U, then make a right turn back onto the street I originally made that left turn from, the made another U, then made a left turn onto the correct lane.

Went to go eat out everyday. Had Yoshinoya's twice, a Mexican hole in the wall once, and a GOOD Mexican restaurant another. 

4/7/03
"If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down"

What's red and yellow and looks good on a hippie? 

Highlight the space to the right of this line for answer: Fire

4/6/03
Bought a new bed today. Spent $800 + tax + delivery charges, so almost $900. This is where all the magic will happen, if I ever get the chance.... like move the hell out of my parents house! LOL. 

So, would it be safe to say that I don't know my geography if I told you that I didn't know where Chicago is, and that if you asked me where Baghdad was before the war started, I'd say India and not Iraq.?

4/3/03
So I'm watching The Pulse, a FOX Network television show, and there's this segment about this chick who wants to get all this plastic surgery done on her. And during this one sappy moment, they were playing Howie Day's "Ghost"!!! AWWW YEAA!!! You know Howie Day is good damnit!

4/2/03
So as I was driving home today after picking up some lunch, I noticed I was following a tow truck. I was waiting at a stop light while the truck was making a u-turn on a street, looking for the person who's car broke down. I looked at who was driving the truck, and it was the same guy who towed my truck!! LOL! How funny is that?

4/1/03
Went to a credit union to see about a teller job, but the manager wasn't there, so I talked to the assistant manager who told me a little more about the job. It's part-time, so I'm not sure if I want to take it, but if I have nothing else lined up, why not. While I was waiting in the lobby, this woman's phone was ringing. Her ringtone was a Christmas song!! HELLO!! Earth to woman. It ain't Christmas no more! While I was getting an "interview", this white chick came in, and her name tag said Kim Nguyen. Guess she married a Vietnamese guy. 

My first sexual experience: When he touched me sexually and made me squirt all over the place.