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CHRISTOPHER
Where you going?

LOREALI
I wanna give a toast.

CHRISTOPHER
Ahhh.

LORELAI

Hello. Everybody, hello. Some of you know me as Lorelai Gilmore. And some of you know me as Cher. But either way, I wanted to say a few words about our girl. I've know Lane forever. And I'm just so incredibly happy that she has gotten married. I mean, I am just so HAPPY that this adorable, twenty-two year old girl has gotten married. Because it's amazing, you know. It's really hard to get married. Believe me, I should know. I mean, seriously, because Lane is married. And next thing it'll be my daughter. And then my granddaughter but not me. I'm not getting married. No it ain't for me. It's not in the cards. But -- Hey, do you know what date I'm not getting married? June 3rd. Do not "save the date." Do you hear me? Do whatever you want on June 3rd because there's nothing at all happening on that day. If there's anything you need to book, or anything, it's totally safe to book it on JUNE THIRD. So, congratulations Lane, and Zach. Who else here had eight shots of tequila? Anybody? Hands. No? Oh my gosh, who misses the yummy bartenders? I know, me too. They were so great. I was going to ask them to not work on June 3rd, on my not-wedding. Just thought that would be so fun . . . .   Hi, Chris. And Rory, hi.

RORY
How about some coffee?

LORELAI
What? Okay. Well, I guess we're going over here.


ZACH
Totally perfect wedding.