LUKE: Where have you BEEN?
LORELAI: It doesn't matter.
LUKE: What are you talking about it doesn't matter? I've been looking everywhere for you. I tried your cell. I went by the inn. Patty was at your house.
LORELAI: Let's elope.
LUKE: What?
LORELAI: Come on, Luke. Grab your keys. Let's go!
LUKE: Elope?
LORELAI: You said that would be fine at Martha's Vineyard. Didn't you say that would be fine, at Martha's Vineyard?
LUKE: Yes, I did, but I'm just . . . .
LORELAI: Come on, then, let's go. We can drive to Maryland. What the hell, right? I mean, you have to see Maryland eventually. We can drive there, and get married and then come back here. And you get your stuff and you'll move in.
LUKE: Okay, hold on . . . .
LORELAI: I mean, we have the plan already, right? We just have to put the plan in motion.
LUKE: Let's calm down. We don't have to figure all this out now, do we?
LORELAI: Yes we do, because we've been waiting and waiting and putting it off and I don't want to put it off anymore.
LUKE: Right now?
LORELAI: YES. Now is the right time. It's the best time because it's NOW!
LUKE: Come on.
LORELAI: Your car or mine?
LUKE: Lorelai, let's just talk this through.
LORELAI: No, I don't wanna talk. All we've done for months is talk. I wanna do. I wanna go.
LUKE: We can't just take off and get married.
LORELAI: Why not? Luke, don't you love me?
LUKE: You know I do.
LORELAI: But, I love you, Luke, I LOVE you, but I've waited and I've stayed away and I have let you run this thing, and no more. I asked you to marry me and you said YES.
LUKE: I'm just trying to think here.
LORELAI: We fixed up the house, right? We have a bigger closet and I didn't get the purple wallpaper because you didn't want the purple wallpaper, and if it's between you and the purple wallpaper, I pick you, I pick YOU!
LUKE: I didn't tell you not to get the purple wallpaper.
LORELAI: Oh my god, you didn't like it!
LUKE: I didn't care about wallpaper!
LORELAI: Do you care about me?
LUKE: Yes.
LORELAI: Because I'm going crazy here! I made a commitment to you and I need to make it happen.
LUKE: It will. It will happen, okay? I just have April to consider.
LORELAI: But once we're married, everything with April will be fine. Anna said so.
LUKE: Anna said so? What does that mean?
LORELAI: When I talked to Anna.
LUKE: When did you talk to Anna?
LORELAI: After the party --
LUKE: I didn't know you talked to Anna. You weren't supposed to talk to Anna.
LORELAI: I know. I'm sorr- God! No, I'm not going to defend myself. For months now I've been skulking around, not saying anything, not having an opinion on anything like I'm Clarence Thomas or something. And I - I - I'm done with that. I - I've been waiting for a long time and I don't wanna wait anymore!
LUKE: I have to think this through.
LORELAI: NO!
LUKE: I have April.
LORELAI: You're going to have to figure out how April fits into our lives not the other way around.
LUKE: I'm trying.
LORELAI: Well, try marriage!
LUKE: Just wait!
LORELAI: NO! I'm not waiting. It's now or never!
LUKE: I don't like ultimatums!
LORELAI: I don't like Mondays, but unfortunately they come around eventually.
LUKE: I can't just jump like this.
LORELAI: Well, I'm sorry to hear that . . . . And I have to go.
SAM PHILLIPS
When I take a picture of the city it disappears.
It's only a photograph, the city is gone.
Places I go are never there.
Places I go are never there.
And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
I can only picture the disappearing world
When you touch me . . . .