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RORY
Mitchum Huntzburger? Yes. It's Rory Gilmore. I just thought I'd call and remind you that Logan is lying in a hospital bed with a partially collapsed lung, and a whole host of other potentially life-threatening injuries. And I'm figuring that a guy like you, surrounded by nothing but a bunch of terrified sycophants, may not have someone in his life with the guts to tell him what an incredibly selfish, narcissistic ass he's being. So I thought I'd jump on in. Swallow your pride, get in your car, and come down here and see you son!
NOW!