I've Got A Theory

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XANDER:   Well, we just gotta break it down.
Look at the factors before it happens again.
Because I for one-

GILES:
I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon!
No, something isn't right there.

WILLOW:
I've got a theory
Some kid is dreamin'
And we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare. 

XANDER:
I've got a theory we should work this out.

ANYA/TARA/WILLOW/XANDER:
It's getting eerie, what's this cheery singing all about?

XANDER:
It could be witches!
Some evil witches!
Which is ridiculous, 'cause witches they were persecuted,
Wicca good and love the earth and woman power
and I'll be over here.

ANYA:
I've got a theory! It could be bunnies! 

Silence. 

TARA:
I've got a--

ANYA:
They aren't just cute like everybody supposes!
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies!
Bunnies!
It must be bunnies! 

Or maybe midgets.

WILLOW:
I've got a theory we should work this fast.

WILLOW/GILES:
Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed. 

BUFFY: 
I've got a theory. It doesn't matter. 
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Apocalypse?
We've all been there.
The same old trips
Why should we care?

ALL (EXCEPT GILES):
What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute. 

ALL:
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die

BUFFY:
Hey, I've died twice. 

ALL: 
What can't we face if we're together?

GILES: 
What can't we face...

ALL:
What's in this place that we can't weather?

GILES:
...if we're together...

ALL:
There's nothing we can't face.

ANYA:
Except for bunnies.

XANDER:  See, okay, that was just disturbing.

WILLOW:  I thought it was neat.