BIOS
"He's banging the the sticks like Batman on Eartha Kitt (when she's on Batman). He's the master of the thrashing beat, he's no filler and all meat. Keeping you on your knees 'til you say please cause he's rock n roll sleaze.... ED BEAT DAD!!!"
"Direct your attention to the man in the middle, he's jumping, thumping, and plucking. Rock and roll legends come and go but this legend is for those in the know. By day, he's mild mannered video store clerk Brett Bargar, but by night the glasses come off, the guitar goes on and he becomes the mighty...LUKE WARM!!!"
"While wrestling with the 4 (or sometimes 3) big strings and pulverizing your ears while he sings, he'll drive you wild and frantic with his dumbass antics. Rocking this joint like a human earthquake, here comes...LIVE MIKE!!!"