Second, I do not allign myself with the Snipe or the snipelings, but rather we have a common enemy that the need to unite outweighs other concerns as such evil must not be left unchecked.

Thirdly, and possibly most importantly, I have to comment on some of the chapel reviews that have been posted on your site. Now, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is Chapel. Perhaps some of you come to this school with ecclesiology so formidable that you feel confident enough to NOT PAY ATTENTION!

As for the Head Snipe's comments that Jay Harley should be given the opportunity to speak in Chapel more often, I can only come to the conclusion that the Snipe is either truly mad, or possibly in league with the Dark Lord. The assessments that the Snipe made cause me to cringe, to say the least. Harley's message was neither insightful nor well delivered. Insipid and patronizing are too weak of words to describe the first Chapel service of the semester. Sadly, I am forced to say that I would sooner take to heart the words of Professor Lockheart, my former *cough* associate, than I would DBU's Director of Spiritual Life. Head Snipe, count yourself warned, I will be watching you.

Professor Snape

HEAD SNIPE: I didn't say that. Boone said that.