Today's forecast is partly conservative with a thirty percent chance of light neo-orthodoxy. We expect a good speaker to come in this morning from the east at about seventy miles an hour. After that, there's a possibility of a drought for a few weeks. Most of remember vividly last semester's hurricane, but we don't expect rough weather like that for a while.
There is a cold worship front towards the north, but if you look to the south, a little closer to Glowing Heart, we haven't had such balmy worship since 1985, and we can expect some scattered holy hands today, with a ten percent chance of Scriptures being taken in context.