We need a more sensitive war on terror--John Kerry.

"Pink Funkadoo?" "Pink Bunkadoo! Now that was a tree! Six hundred feet tall, bright red, and smelled terrible!"

"It was a perfect plan, foiled by divine providence right at the end."--Boone

"One IRS form points to another IRS form, and alongside the second form a third form will always make its appearance. It's like the Parmenides dialogue." --DBU student Mark Boone on why everyone needs to click here and tell Washington that we need a flat tax rate.

Laura Bush is a dignified chick. She looks like the friendly librarian every kid loves. Kerry's wife looks like the evil librarian every kid fears. Therefore, vote for Bush.

Another quote of the day: St. Thomas Aquinas is the Dr. Bell of antiquity. He knows everything.

"I voted for the 87 billion before I voted against it." John Kerry

OUR FAVORITE QUOTE OF THE DAY EVER: As is a spoonful of honey to a man starving in the desert, so is a machete to the man who meets an angry elephant and has no firearms.