| The History of |
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| In the beginning, there was nothing. The world was a shapeless sphere. There was chaos and total calm. Then, the janitor said, "Let there be Broon." |
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| Then, from the shell of an egg emerged Broon. |
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| Broon shaped the universe and made sense of the cosmos. He created a serene world, which was unfortunately lost by a wood nymph during a poker game. |
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| And so Broon began to juggle and eat fire. It was an interesting diet and had harmful after-effects. |