Imagine there's no limits on soft money
It's easy if you try
No irksome environmental regulations
no more polluting on the sly

imagine all the people that didn't vote for me--isn't life great

Imagine no budget surplus…
Huge tax cuts for the rich
When the economy goes south we'll have to raise taxes on the middle class to pay for it
but hey then, life is a bitch

imagine all the people that didn't vote for me--isn't life great

You may say I'm an idiot
that I got here on my name
I say "is our Children learning
cause if they isn't, that's a shame"

they say I'm not qualified to be President
well allow me to assage your fears
that will be the last thing on your mind
after I've been President for four years

imagine all the people that didn't vote for me--isn't life great

You may say I'm an idiot
that I got here on my name
I say "is our Children learning
cause if they isn't, that's a shame"

Imagine there's no countries
with hard to pronounce names
no Slovenia or Slovakia
just England and Spain...

Who's the leader of the thugs
who stole the election from you and me?

S-N-I-P-P-Y S-H-R-U-B

Hey there!  If you lie and don't care,
help perpetuate the travesty.

S-N-I-P-P-Y S-H-R-U-B

(GOP Leaders):  Snippy Shrub!

Majority of Americans:  Al Gore won!

Corporate Media:  Snippy Shrub!

Majority of Americans:  Al Gore won!

Miami-Dade "Protesters":  We'll forever shout you down with a 'Seig
heil!  Heil!  Heil!'

March along, don't think too long...
Join the rightwing conspiracy!

S-N-I-P-P-Y S-H-R-U-B

(Closing:  sung slowly with false solemnity):

Now it's time to say goodbye to our democracy...

S-N-I…
(I'm the new boss… "el new wavey jeffey," as they say under the border).

P-P-Y
(Why?  Cuz the Supreme Court sez so, dummy.)

S-H-R-U-B

See you next Election Day, Shrubkommandos!