A HOLIDAY SONG
December 2001
(R)

Chak’s nuts roasting on an open fire,
Kathryn’s pissed as she can be;
For she's found proof all around
Of him… as faithless as can be.

Everybody knows of him and Borgie babe
Making whoopee high and low;
Anywhere there’s a little nook,
They’re there – all sweaty and aglow.

But now they better watch their step,
The captain’s finally had enough;
And now she’s planning sweet revenge –
To prove that she’s no meek powder puff.

And so she’s offering this simple choice
To him and to that blasted plastic shrew –
Break it up, right here and now…
Or it’s space toast for both of you!

~~~~ Happy Holidays, Everyone! ~~~~