JF: I think its a helmet he wears.

JL: Weirdest hairdo of the year award?! I should have won that! I'll tell you, people have got no sense!

BS: And very little taste.

JF: How do you get your hair to do that? It sort of looks like its twisted in little tufts and painted bright orange.

JL: Its moulded lumps, painted with emulsion.

JF: Lets see what else we've got here...

JL: And you can all see it if you come to Zed Records!

BS: But we're not encouraging that you should do something.

JF: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What are you going overboard plugging Zed Records for? You don't even make any money there.

JL: Because I don't care about the money side of it. I just want to meet some people.

BS: Yeah. We want alot of people to come so we can have a fun time.

JL: These are good things to do because you get to meet people ''one to one''.

JF: Thats right. You can't do that, you can't exactly...

JL: Can't do that over the radio!

JF: And everyone can't get backstage at a PiL show, now can they?

JL:Even though they try! It can be quite chaotic.

JF: Ok, all right. So you haven't kept in touch with Steve Jones?

JL: Every now and again. I don't give a damn what he does musically.

JF: When did know you could sing? When did you discover you had a singing voice?

JL: When I was in the school choir. When they told me to shut up and get out. Thats when I knew I was destined for better things!

JF: Are you serious?

JL: Yes I am!

JF: There was a song called FFF that I wanted to play. What does FFF stand for?

JL: Farewell Fair-weather Friends.

JF: Is that about anyone in particular? A fair-weather friend in particular?

JL: It could be. It could be applied to quite a few people.

BS: Exactly. Draw your own conclusions, you know.

JF: Ok. Well, we don't know you're private life as well as you do, so we wouldn't know if it was about someone...

JL: And I intend to keep it that way.

JF: Well...it isn't about any ''one'' person in particular then?

JL: Theres a few. Theres a whole host of them. They know who they are. You can use it your life too. Cause I'm sure you know many liggers.

JF: Liggers?

JL: Useless hangers-on that just want to borrow some glory.

BS: People who just take something from you.

JL: Easyriders.

BS: You know, bloodsuckers.

JF: Liggers, huh? All right, FFF on KROQ fm. Heres PiL.
(plays FFF)

JF What happened with Electra Records?

JL: Um, they've decided that we're not correct for them. So, they booted us off the label! So, we're looking for a NEW record company. And I'm sure there'll be plenty of offers. Cause we're rather excellent.

JF: And getting better might I add. All right, Zed Records today.
                                                                                                                               
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