The Bunghouse-By Gays, With Gays, For Gays!

November 13th- I admit I have had an improper relationship.....

Yes, I do know Im a homosexual, and bashing me and all of EGG is simply the best way to get me fired, so get started! And by the way, the graphic up top really is an upside down condom!! And in case youre wondering, it is actual size.. The one I wear. -ChefEGG - 5:00pm.

Dildos For All You Gay Mother Fuckers!

I've created the Dildos page, so go here to find the latest reviews and news on the type of Dildos I use! 9 inch Dildos, 14 inchers, 20 inchers! Coming Soon: Real moving .gifs featuring all your favourite Egg staff! And a substitute dildos page!! -ChefEGG - 4:50pm.

Shove It You Bastards! Literally!

Try this for me: Take a zucchini, as long and as thick as possible, from your fridge and cram it up your ass as high as you can, until you can feel it in your mouth! And then pull it in and out. Repeat until sore! Dont be afaird if theres a little blood... Its to be expected! -ChefEGG - 3:47pm.

Faggots Like To Ramble! Well Whenever They Dont Got Dicks In Their Mouths!

OK, comment time... Now... I used to be straight, but the allure of Eggberts creamy white ass was too much for me!!!! I confess, Im weak! Those two big fleshy globes, full of cellulite.... MMMMM Just too much!!!! *Smacks his lips* Gimme Gimme Gimmie!!!

This time around I am looking to go for a threesome. Interested?? Maybe we can get a foursome, or a fivesome, maybe even a sixsome! Hell, lets jus' get as many of you faggots out there to come fuck me! Fosco, you free?? What about you Eggman? Eggtomic? WOOKIE? YES I always knew youd be there to fuck me! Thanks so much you wide ass faggot!!

Id also like to confirm that yes, each of my ass cheeks has a W tatooed on it. The reason? So that when I bend over, my ass says 'WOW'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am "maintaining" this site for EGG, because, were all gay here, and need a site made by gays, for gays, and with gays. Rainbow flags anyone?? No seriously, I maintain it, because, well..... I cant get a good fuck anywhere else!

Being the maintainer does come with a few perks though! Whenever I pass by a fellow employee, they sit on my face!

One more thing, theres an email in the cumbag that says I am back to BASIC doggy-style sex, and that they had 69s, blah blah. I would just like to say that I am one of EGG's Flaming Queens. In fact I am THE Flaming Queen. If you have ever seen the Trading Post, you see 9+ Flaming Queens, at any one time, and the best part is, they are running off one dildo! Mine. I know well the ways of 69 and advanced doggy-style. I chose simplicity and quick cumming on certain people. -ChefEGG - 3:47pm.

Continue The Orgy!!!!

I fixed the dildo links, all better! No need to use the dog anymore!

Ah what the hell, keep using the dog.....-ChefEGG - 1:58pm.

You Know You Want Me!!!!!!!!!

I have put up a cumbag, where you can see EVERY drop of cum I get, or give off! The link is right above. Try not to cream in your pants while youre there. It can get pretty messy at times!-ChefEGG - 1:31pm.

Wham Bamm Thank You Eggman!!!

I hear the dildo links arent working.. *fixing* "Ill get back to ya Eggman, hold on! DONT CUM WITHOUT ME!". -ChefEGG - 1:31pm.

My Ding-a-ling! My Ding-a-ling! I Want You To Play, With My Ding-a-ling!

I recieved this in my condom when I woke up:

It seems after the recent patches on my overused condom, its finally fallen apart. Sigh, .25 cent condoms are so expensive these days! I was testing the new latex-less condoms earlier this evening, I give em two Bones up.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY UP!

Tell me what you find out about those when you use em! -ChefEGG - 1:31pm.

WHEN FAGGOTS RULED THE EARTH!

Well, to put it lightly.... after involvement in a 40+ sexual encounters, many orgasms, and much jizz, there have been 2 major casualties. Fosco and Eggbert. Seems they swallowed too much of my jizz, too often, and it gave em heart attacks. Ah well! Well because of that, I now have two positions open at the bughouse, Cocksucker, and Bumfucker, email me if ya wanna apply! And please, hurry! I cant go much longer! I might have to fuck a real woman! Whose is it? WHOSE IS IT? -Chef EGG - 2:15am.