New Primetime Lineup
Its All New!  Fresh!  Innovative!
Only because last year's shows really sucked.
SUNDAY
8pm  Pimp My Ride: Farm Tractor Edition
9pm Desperate Outsourcing
10pm Everybody Sort Of Can't Stand Raymond

MONDAY
8pm CSI: Krispy Kreme
9pm Beer Factor
10pm Ed Sullivan Is Still Dead

TUESDAY
8pm Howard Stern Tries To Be Funny But Fails For A Full Hour
9pm Lost (& Found Department)
10pm CSI: Dunkin Donuts

WEDNESDAY
8pm Law & Order & Pedicures
9pm Survivor: Detroit
9:03pm  Will & Grace Do Crafts
10pm Access Hollywood Via Steubenville

THURSDAY
8pm Mediocre Day Care Workers
9pm CSI: Donut Connection
10pm Extreme Hangovers, Home Edition

FRIDAY
8pm Some Mediocre British Comedy From 1971
9pm Tavis Frowny
10pm King of Drag Queens

SATURDAY
8pm  American Clodhoppers
9pm  Snoop Dog Builds A Lego Castle While Talking Smack
10pm  American Idle: More Factory Workers Laid Off