Sunset Beach Fan Guide
Annie Quotes

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Feb. 24, 1999
ANNIE: See you in another lifetime, Rose.
ROSE: That soon?

During Annie's Wizard of Oz fantasy, in which she is Dorothy, Meg appears. (June 3, 1999)
ANNIE: Yuck, what are you doing in my fantasy?
MEG: Oh, I'm just here to prove you're fake even in your own dreams. You don't even have Toto.

After unsuccessfully trying to convince Annie not to commit suicide by jumping off a ledge, Olivia, Gregory, and Bette see that she was wearing a safety harness all the time. (Aug. 27, 1998)
ANNIE: (still dangling below ledge) Hello up there! Remember me? I'm the one you used to care about a minute ago.
OLIVIA: The one we don't give a damn about now.

Gregory is impressed that Annie faked a suicide attempt to get him to admit he cares about her. (Aug. 27, 1998)
GREGORY: I just can't get over it--you did all this for me.
OLIVIA: She did it to get her stock back.
ANNIE: It worked, didn't it?
OLIVIA: I think I'm going to be sick.
Note: Gregory reneged on the bargain and did not return Annie's stock.

Olivia has just learned that Trey is her son, and looks more than a little unsteady. (July 14, 1998)
ANNIE: You already fainted once today, Olivia. I'm not going to pick you up if you fall down again.

Trey's baptism has been delayed for what seems like forever because of Olivia's odd behavior. (July 14, 1998)
ANNIE: None of this would be happening if Olivia wasn't such a drama queen.

Trey spits up on Annie's dress. (July 10, 1998)
ANNIE: Do you know how expensive this dress is? I just bought it!

Annie thinks everyone will disapprove of her marriage to Gregory. (July 7, 1998)
GREGORY: One or two people might be happy for us, too.
ANNIE: I'll give you a dollar if you can tell me one.

Annie hears the voice of Meg's sister, Sara, for the first time, on an audiotape. (May 7, 1998)
ANNIE: Wait a second. I know a Kansas twang when I hear one.

Annie accidentally drinks tea that contains a truth serum she meant to give Bette, and starts telling the truth to everyone she talks to. (May 1, 1998)
ANNIE: Annie Douglas. Honest. What's gotten into me?

1997
ANNIE: (to Meg) I have no idea what you're talking about, but then again, that is usually the case.

Tim and Annie are in a cave when their flashlight quits. (Aug. 6, 1997)
ANNIE: Do something, Tim. Fix the battery.
TIM: Annie, you just can't fix a battery. It's got to be replaced.

Tim learns that "English" was Maria's nickname for Ben. (Aug. 6, 1997)
TIM: That is so stupid.
ANNIE: Yeah, what's yours for Meg? "Corngirl?"

A typical moment of animosity between Annie and Olivia, when Annie tries to make Olivia think she gave birth while drunk. (July 1998):
ANNIE: ...you drunken child-murderer!
OLIVIA: I haven't murdered anyone yet, but I should. I should kill you.

Annie is on the way to Las Vegas to marry Gregory, but first, she had to drug his pilot, who wanted to turn back to Sunset Beach. So, Annie must then take over the controls. (June 29, 1998)
ANNIE: I mean, how hard can it be to fly a plane?

March 12, 1997
MEG: I like going to the laundromat. The machines hum, the dryers are warm.
ANNIE: How pathetic.

After a thief attempts to steal the Deschanel jewels, Ben removes them from his safe and gives them to Ricardo. (1997)
ANNIE: Why did you give Ricardo those jewels? You could have at least pretended they were stolen.
BEN: Oh, right, of course. There was no way he could have looked in the safe.

May 16, 1997
ANNIE: I can't believe how Meg's mother loved Ben's stodgy house. I almost threw up.

May 29, 1997
TIM: You really have it in for her [Meg], don't you?
ANNIE: Nothing a nice trip to Kansas wouldn't cure.

The dinner party Annie planned is cancelled. (May 29, 1997)
ANNIE: What am I going to do with all this food?
JOAN: Oh, you could always freeze it, you know.
ANNIE: Thank you, Joan, you're so sensible.

1997
TIM: (about Meg) She's the nicest, most caring person I've ever known.
ANNIE: Are guys really attracted to that?

After Ben sets Maria's studio on fire: (July 1997)
FIREFIGHTER: Ma'am, we're obligated to check out the scene of a fire.
ANNIE: Oh, yeah? Where were you when I was being cremated?

1997
ANNIE: You know, you should have starred in Clueless, Tim.

Annie sees her and Tim's plans going nowhere. (Sept. 25, 1997)
ANNIE: (to Tim) Well, you better do something quick or else our chances of keeping Ben & Meg apart are going to go south faster than a Kansas prom queen in the back of a limo!

Annie arrives in Ludlow on the back of a pig truck, and is decidedly unhappy. (Oct. 16, 1997)
ANNIE: (to Tim) Look at me. I'm a total mess. You know, I chased Ben 2000 miles away from home and look where I am. I'm in the middle of Yahooville, in the back of a pigsty on wheels, smelling like a porker gone bad and looking like Annie Oakley on LSD!

Meg's parents are visiting her in Sunset Beach for the first time. (May 12, 1997):
ANNIE: ...I am so glad to be back home.
JOAN:Were you away?
ANNIE: ...[my father] repossessed my furniture because I dropped out of law school and I threatened to kill him. And that night he was murdered! But I didn't do it!
JOAN: Oh, no. Of course not!
ANNIE: Yes, unfortunately, the police didn't see it that way. They arrested me. And I faked killing myself so I could escape and then I was on the run for weeks and weeks. And everybody thought that I burned alive in the crematorium. But they were wrong! And I'm here to tell the tale!
JOAN: I'm so glad your story has a... a happy ending.
ANNIE: And I couldn't have done any of it without your daughter.
JOAN: (stunned) Meg?
ANNIE: Yes. She came to my rescue when the police were searching for me. She was ready to go to jail for me.
MEG: (laughs) Oh, Annie, I wouldn't go that far.
ANNIE: Oh, come on, Meg, don't be so modest. You were harboring a fugitive. You and Ben BOTH were.... Ben will do anything for a friend, no matter how illegal.
BEN: Frankly, Annie, I wouldn't go that far.
TIM: Admit it, Ben. You almost broke my jaw when I told you I knew that Annie was still alive.
MEG: Ben did not almost break your jaw. Look, Annie was innocent and everything turned out okay. Okay, Mom?
JOAN: Well, at least now I know why you didn't write more often.

Olivia gives Caitlin the money to pay off the blackmailer. (Dec. 22, 1998)
CAITLIN: I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't come to my rescue. I'll never forget it, as long as I live.
ANNIE: Why do I feel like I'm in the middle of a really bad episode of Touched by an Angel?
OLIVIA: Shut up, Annie!
ANNIE: Make that "bitchy angel."

Caitlin finds Annie talking to herself. (Oct. 30, 1998)
CAITLIN: I hate that you talk to yourself all the time. It makes me think you are insane.

Caitlin gets fed up with Annie. (Oct. 26, 1998)
CAITLIN: Annie, back off before I shove that necklace down your throat.

Annie shows off her new necklace. (Oct. 26, 1998)
ANNIE: This necklace will make my Halloween costume the toast of the party.
OLIVIA: And who are you going as, Annie? The town harlot?
Later:
OLIVIA: I had to insult you, Annie. Otherwise, they would all have thought something was wrong.

Olivia is blackmailing Annie. (October 1998)
OLIVIA: If you don't do EXACTLY as I have asked you to...
ANNIE: I know, [mimics Olivia's accent] "Wear the necklace to the party, make sure Cole sees it, and make sure Cole steals it."
OLIVIA: Exactly. And by the way, you should definitely keep the accent. It made you sound just a tad more intelligent.

Annie and Caitlin need money for the blackmailer. (Dec. 5, 1998)
ANNIE: We're going to figure out a way to get a million dollars.
CAITLIN: I could kill you and get the insurance money.
ANNIE: Oh, well, that's a great idea, coming from a girl who doesn't have a brain.

On the run from the police, Annie holds a gun on Ben. He checks his watch, only to see that he´s late for his meeting with "Dorothy," his Internet friend (really Meg). (Jan. 1997)
ANNIE: What? You got a hot date, Ben? Well, excuse me for keeping you out to save my life!

1998
OLIVIA: Your life is going to be one Nightmare on Elm Street!
ANNIE: Working with you, it will be!

Olivia is surprised to see Annie alive, since everyone believed she had died weeks earlier. (April 28, 1997)
ANNIE: Yes, Olivia, I´m alive! I bet you wished you´d turned that crematorium oven on by yourself.
OLIVIA: Well, at least I would´ve made sure you´d stayed there!
ANNIE: Well, how lucky for me that you were probably at the local bar instead!

After the earthquake: (1998)
OLIVIA: You´ve got to get up those stairs to help Trey!
ANNIE: Well, sorry, but I left my catsuit at the cleaners!

Annie listens to Gregory and Olivia kissing.
ANNIE: (to herself) Great! Where´s a fire extinguisher when you need one?

Dec. 15, 1997
ANNIE: Gregory, Olivia´s been holding out on me. I hadn´t realized that you had kissed and made up.
OLIVIA: We´ll be ice-skating in hell before that happens!

Annie is presumed dead. (early 1997)
ANNIE: (to herself) What´s the point of being dead if you can´t have any fun?

Annie considers the horrors of jail. (Feb./March 1999)
ANNIE: I can't go to jail. There's no mini skirts, there's no manicures... there's no men!

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