| MUNRO'S WORLD The advice column for little aliens and alike minded people |
Well, Munro may be in a critical condition. But he still insists on answering your questions. So if you have a question for the all-knowing one, drop us a line, (andrew_carruthers@hotmail.com). Dear Munro Yesterday i was listening to the rocks around my house and they started going "Pukka Pukka Pukka Pukka Squeedily Poik!." Then they came alive and began singing and dancing. I was rather freaked out. I've been drinking alot of 'Whoopee Water' lately, do you think I should lay off it for a little while? -Wembley Fraggle Dear Wembley From what your describing, i'm guessing youve been mixing your Whoopee Water with 'pickled gherkins', havent you? Thought so. You see that's not a good combination. I can't tell you why. The chemistry of it is so complex that only a giant alien brain like mine could understand without exploding first. But trust me, these hallucinations will get worse and worse if you continue. My advice is that you stop taking one or the other before the rocks stop singing and start trying to eat your brains. Dear Munro The other day i woke up in the middle of the night and went outside. Imagine my surprise when there was a giant bunny rabbit standing there. He introduced himself as Frank from the future and kindly informed me that the world was gonna end in 28 days (more or less). Next thing i remember was waking up on our local golf course the next morning. Weird huh? Then, as if that wasn't enough, i come home and my room has been demolished by a jet engine which fell off a plane that noone knows anything about. Basically i'm a little confused as to what i should do. Frank also told me to destroy the school..... should I? -D. Darko Dear Darko It seems to me that youve also been drinking too much Whoopee Water. Stop now before its too late and the giant bunny rabbit tries to eat your brains. And with the school....... yeah, burn it to the ground. It'll be fun and it'll take your mind off the Whoopee Water cravings. Dear Munro I think my wifes been cheating on me with my best friend. I keep finding socks around the house that aren't mine and my wifes suddenly become a reggae music fan. Its just so unlike her. I need to know the truth but i dont want to lose her either. Help me Munro, what should i do? -Panicked and Confused Dear Panicked Look. Just get off the Whoopee Water before your wife starts trying to eat your brains. OK? Back to Main Page |
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