| Dear Munro, I like bicycles. Mine has two speeds and i can do wheelies and make chicken pot pies. Noone beats my chicken pot pies. My mother says they are the best chicken pot pies in the entire universe. My mother likes them so much she makes me cook chicken pot pies all day and night. I live under the house and cook chicken pot pies for weeks on end while my mother eats them upstairs and invites over friends and they have chicken pot pie parties with party hats and pancakes with maple syrup. One time i didnt fulfill my quota of chicken pot pies and my mother threatened to turn me into a chicken pot pie and eat my minced carcuss encased in flaky pastry. ?Its all quite distressing really. So i guess my question is, do you have bicycles on your planet? Jim Dear Jim Yes we do. But we call them 'wheeler frames'. Dear Munro, I am worried about my son. He has become obsessed with chicken pot pies. He locks himself up in the basement and cooks them all day, then he sends them up to me. I never liked them in the first place but i once complimented them to make him feel good. Now i cant bring myself to tell him the truth so i just throw them away and pretend i eat them. I fill twelve wheelie bins with chicken pot pies every week. I need more but the council won't allow me any, so ive started burying chicken pot pies in the backyard. My son once noticed a mound of dirt and i had to tell him that we'd buried his dog 'Fluffy' there. As the mounds grew i told him we'd buried his grandpa, grandma, Uncle Jeffrey, Auntie Pearl.... I ran out of family members so i had to tell him that Bambi's mother was in the backyard somewhere. Once i had a group of freinds over and we were eating pancakes with maple syrup with party hats and hear my son ranting from the basement, "I cant fulfill the quota, Im so sorry - Don't turn me into a chicken pot pie and eat my minced carcuss encased in flaky pastry." It was so disturbing. So can you recommend a good orphanage that will take the kid off my hands? Jackie Dear Jackie 'Omar's Home for Little People' on the corner of First and Main is pretty good Dear Munro, From the above picture you have quite an extended family. Just how many of your relatives are there floating around the cosmos? Cyborg Joe Dear Joe 200 exactly |
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