MUNRO'S  DARKEST  HOUR
As you can see from these horrific pictures, Munro has been involved in a terrible accident.  Driving down Contour Rd to go see his favourite band Dissension kicking out the jams, his car was sideswiped by a neo nazi-communist in a souped up lawnmower.  The driver was speeding so fast he Munro was launched into the air and spun off the road.  He would have plunged down the ravine (pictured), if it wasnt for the tree which blocked his path.

People came to help, but the car had to pulled out with Munro still inside, badly injured.  As you can see, some cruel youths found it funny to triy to push the car down the cliff.  They were later arrested and jailed for life.  Onlookers were amazed to see that during the whole ordeal Munro kept smiling.  "Even when they were trying to push him down the ravine, he just had that big grin on his face.......hes an inspiration to us all," said Shannon Martin, who witnessed the whole incident.

Munro is now in hospital with a shattered leg and holes in his skin.  He's in a delicate condition but doctors say he should pull through.  The biggest concern at the moment is stuffing loss, say the doctors.  "He's lost alot of stuffing, we may end up considering a transfusion."  A number of bean bags have offered to donate.  Stay posted for updates.

Russell Fuller was the most devastated after hearing of his unfortunate brush with tragedy.  "Omigod," he said.  "He just has to recover, i couldnt live without Munro in my life.  Hes the sun and the moon and the stars.  Hes the single greatest influence in my life.  I love him so much!!"

Dissension will be releasing a tribute song to him titled 'Osmodiar'.  All proceeds go to the SAWIWNM (Space Aliens With Injuries Who Need Money).  Please give genorously.

-Andrew Carruthers, 10th March 2003




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