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| Dear Munro I am concerned that from your latest picture (above), you are not looking like yourself. Has something happened to you? Concerned not alarmed Dear Concerned Other than crashing my car in a near fatal accident (see Munro updates), i seem to have contracted polio. Symptoms of the disease are different for aliens when compared to humans. The most obvious symptom is the loss of green colour to my skin but worse is the loss of control of facial muscles. Although i look quite happy above, the smile is actually quite painful and involuntary. Also i seem to be growing large green cups from the palms of my hands. Dear Munro I am a giant fish. It isnt easy for me living amongst humans. At school i earned the nickname of 'Whale boy' and it has stuck with me since then. I can't get a job because my flippers are to small in proportion to the rest of my body for manual labour, and i cant fit inside the cubicles for an office position. I find it hard to make freinds because when i try to have a conversation all anyone does is ask stupid questions like "So how can you breathe outside of the ocean?", "Did you eat my uncle Jonah?". I tell you im getting sick of it ... Do you have any advice for me? Bob Dear Whaleboy Being an extraterrestrial, i know what its like to be different. Heres how i deal with it. When people piss me off, i take refuge in my own obvious superiority and zap them with my raygun. I suggest you take a similar approach. Theres no need to take crap from people, im sure you could just squash them with your enormous body. After a few times people will get the picture and give you more respect. Either that or theyll be worked into a frenzy of fear and form an angry mob, coming at you with pitchforks. But thats a risk im willing to take. |