| -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ghosts Robots Cowboys Pirates There being two of someone in the same place (esp. if they are doing something to each other) Babies Jumping out of a moving car Invisible Cars Monsters Karate Chops Outer Space Sending a celebrity something in an attempt to confuse them People with objects for heads (or hands, arms, legs, etc..) Being Buried Alive Hand to Hand Combat Vikings People getting slimed (in the "You can't do that on television" way) Yelling things out the car window to people (check out THESE EXAMPLES of things to yell!) Being an expert on Anything A Large Amount of Anything Being right about how the world is going to end Video taping everything you do and sending it to the President Trying to replace the Senate with you and your friends Making concoctions that smell really awful Little Kids Wearing Wigs Crude Lobotomies Passwords Explosions Indians X ray vision Making your own group of original superheroes from you and your friends and actually stopping crime Zorro Clowns Pranks Choking people (not to death) Slapping people Ninjas Mohawks Staring at a mans' or a womans' chest while talking to them Not eating for ten days or more The Amazon Mustaches A Modern Day Cyclops Not knowing that you're insane The Classic: !?!?!? Knowing more than 3 languages Biblical Proportions Attractive Cartoons Winning alot of money Being a severe Pessimist Cutting a friend out of your life for no reason Saying "I can't help it!" Using terms "loosely" Calamity Feeling very strongly about something Framing Someone Sending People on Wild Goose-chases Having more than 3 pictures of yourself up around your house Indelible Characters Many Stereos Playing "Wipeout" in a Round |
| THE FUNNIEST THINGS |
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| (in no particular order) |
| (If they have an asterisk** it means a visitor contributed it.) |