| TBP |
| Name: Thomas Bernard Player Ditzette: Destructiveditz (Mega, Littleditzes, and SBCE only) Other Names: TBP, The Black Penguin, Tom Class: Sophomore-Junior DOB: April 19 Age:15-16 Color: Black Super Power: Can destroy the Earth by putting on a yellow shirt, wearing pajamas to school, failing something technological, or betraying Nathan. Can also create anything he needs out of his scythe Weakness: extremely self conscious, The Ditzettes, and Nate Best Class: n/a Best Friends: Nate the Narrator (although he claims he has no friends) Theme Song: It's The End Of The World by REM (Superditz and The Ditzettes Opening theme) Theme Song Mega: Blue World by The Moody Blues (Superditz Mega Opening Theme) Theme Song Littleditzs: A Man by Alanis Morrisette Theme Song SBCE: Angry Young Man by Billy Joel TBP is the male lead in the story, much to the dismay of Superditz herself. He is the one who can produce the second impossibility necessary to the Earth's destruction. Because he is so self conscious, he is always trying to be inconspicuous (and failing miserably) and therefore dresses all in black. Since he has the ability to destroy the world, the Ditzettes are always following him around and trying to "protect" him. He doesn't appreciate the attention. He'd much rather get away from them. When it comes down to it however, he is a loyal friend of both the Narrator and the Ditzettes, and would never let anything happen to them. In the beginning of the series, he is introduced as Hyperditz's future husband, and is refered to as such throughout the rest of the series. Eventually he develops his own Ditzette powers and become Destructiveditz. When the Ditzettes become Chibi, he is one of the few who remains an adult. He is also one of the most responsible Ditzettes, although none of the others would ever admit it. For the most part, he is necessary, but doesn't get the credit he usually deserves because of his somewhat* callous attitude. *(where somewhat is synonymous with extremely.) |
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| DESTRUCTIVEDITZ |
| ...a young man here on referred to as TBP and referred to as little as possible so that he does not get angry at the author again... ...well, no, we guess that's not really true... |