You Know You Read Too Much Superditz When...
1.  You introduce yourself as a Ditzette.
2.  You start to think that the story is recording the lives of you and your friends.
3.  You refer to people by their "codename" from the story in real life.
4.  You attempt to use your powers in real life, and when they don't work, you can't figure out why.
5.  You shout "Ditz Power" before approaching any difficult task.
6.  Guys running around dressed in ball gowns and miniskirts suddenly start looking normal.
7.  A disembodied voice follows you around, and it only bothers you when it attempts to follow you into the bathroom.
8.  You have a tendancy to walk into things whenever a guy named Ben walks by.
9.  You seem to vanish whenever you wear bright colors.
10.  You're constantly wary of your teachers, wondering if an evil penguin could be lurking inside them.
11.  You yelled at your mom when she bought you a yellow shirt, saying she was working for the Antiditz.
12.  You burst out laughing in clothing stores whenever you see a pair of pajamas with a duck pattern
13.  You get pissed off when you find that you indeed, cannot fly to school, and thus take regular modes of transportation.
14.  You spend all your time trying to create tractor beams from your TI-83
15.  You walk up to your grandmother whenever you see her and say "I need to talk to Unditz".
16.  Every once in a while, you find yourself or one of your good friends, (male or female), saying "Dylan is hot", yet never pronouncing it correctly.
17.  You believe the creepy guy in your French class will one day bring the world to an end.
18.  You believe the other creepy guy in your French class has the ability to dematerialize at will.
19.  You refer to your friend's older brother as a drug dealer, even though he doesn't deal drugs.
20.  You intentionally space out, hoping that you will transport to the location of your choice.
21.  You're a senior guy who finds himself irrationally attracted to freshmen named Kaitlyn.
22.  You hang around the school's tech lab, hoping to run into Psychoditz.
23.  You snicker at the sight of the number 23.
24.  You know what the letters NNLA stand for.
25.  You know where the NNLA is.
26.  24 and 25 are true, and you not only are familiar with the NNLA rules, but you try to abide by every one so as not to get fired from your job.
27.  You believe your crush has some sort of psychic influence over you.
28.  You hear voices telling you to go places and you do it because they're usually right.
29.  Your best friend yells at you when you whine because you keep accidentally shattering nearby windows.
30. Oftentimes, when you see your friends hurt and bleeding, you assume that "They're not real" and you instinctively walk away and leave them for dead.
31.  You think flight is a normal part of adolesence.
32.  You cut your teacher's phone lines in order to keep him from calling your friend's house.
33.  You frequently tell the cheerful blond girl at your lunch that she's depressed.
34.  The sight of fishnets causes you to laugh hysterically.
35.  You start thinking that everyone must have blue eyes.
36.  You instinctively look around the hall for that guy from band when you can't open your locker the first time you try.
37.  Whenever you claim you have no friends, someone nearby who you barely know chimes in with "He just says that, you know he really loves us."
38.  Whenever someone calls you a rat, you shout indignantly, "I'm a CHINCHILLA!"
39.  You've been known to scale large buildings and sit on the edge of the roof saying "that's a monkey" and hoping a girl in a green cape will come help you down.
40.  Tall young men suddenly materialize in your living room and try to make conversation with you whenever your older sister has to change her clothes.
41.  Your chemistry teacher keeps yelling at you for dematerializing in class.
42.  People who have never read Superditz recognize all the Ditzettes from the pictures on your binders.
43.  You know what it means to "antarctica".
44.  You saw the number 44 and freaked.
45.  You know each of the Ditzettes weaknesses and how they fit into the story.
46.  You find out what's happening in your friend's lives by reading Superditz.
47.  You refer to all your friends as a certain penguin, but are careful never to use alliteration in their names.
48.  You see Spiderman's real name and assume he works for the Antiditz.
49.  You start ignoring all boys named Alex, including your boyfriend.
50.  You got suspended for dumping paint on your school's new pinnies.
51.  You always wear something extra around your waist, whether it's a towel, sweatshirt, bellychain, belt, etc.
52.  You joined the field hockey team so you could dress like Cutieditz.
53.  You convinced your date to wear a neon green evening gown to the prom, but he got annoyed when you tried to wear a chinchilla suit.
54.  You cried when Hyperditz saved the world.
55.  You stand around your local convenience store, hoping Tom Player will show up to buy milk.
56.  When some guy named Tom Player finally does show up to buy milk, you tell him to be careful of cars while he's walking home.
57.  When he tells you he drove here, you try to convince him to put on a black shirt and dye his hair dark brown.
58.  You are friends with the disembodied voice that follows you around.
59.  You won random week.
60.  You and your friends frequently discuss random guys' underwear.  You've come to the general consensus that your crush (unfortunately) probably wear briefs.
61.  You keep putting off inviting your crush to your friend's party while trying to convince your other friend's husband to go.
62.  You freak when someone suggests that your resident goth should wear bright colors once in a while.
63.  You've been known to throw fits to get out of class, then hope that Cutieditz would come rescue you from the dean's office.
64.  You realized the difference when the spelling of "Cuteyditz" changed to "Cutieditz".
65.  You know what kind of underwear Spaceyditz wears.
66.  You've randomly shown up on the doorstep of the only Thomas B. Player in your area and tried to sell him pizza, even though you didn't have any pizza to sell.
67.  When Tom answered the door in a yellow shirt, you ran screaming down the street that the appocolypse is emminant.
68.  Tom now has a restraining order against you.
69.  You bought your boyfriend ducky pajamas for Christmas.
70.  You wear a neon orange jumpsuit when trying to sneak out of class, and assume your teacher can destroy the world when he catches you.
71.  You won't get into cars with your teachers.
72.  You find yourself using phrases such as "That's so good", "You're so weak", and "That's a monster" for no apparent reason.
73.  You sit on the roof of the school in a bandfront or colorguard uniform and try to telepathically communicate with your crush.
74.  You accuse your friends of being evil penguins when they tell you to stop being a ditz.
75.  You've had to explain to your crush why you refer to him as "the green penguin".
76.  You cried when Nathan lost his job.
77.  You cried when Nathan got his job back.
78.  You whisper "That's Nate the Narrator!" to your best friend when a certain classmate's older brother walks past.
79.  Your dad is watching an episode of Star Trek when you walk in and shout "IT'S SPACEYDITZ!" upon seeing Captain Kirk.
80.  You call girls named Natalie "Natasha".
81.  You find it to be no surprise that "Men In Black" is an alien adventure movie.  Obviously it's about TBP fighting the Evil Penguins.
82.  You're an obsessive Hyperditz/TBP-shipper and your main goal in life is to see them married someday.
83.  When you get in trouble for the above obsession, you point to the passage where the Narrator says it is destined to happen, which you have bookmarked and highlighted.
84.  You can resite most of Superditz word for word.
85.  You become indignant when you realize that Superditz paraphernalia exists absolutely nowhere.
86.  You know all the Ditzettes and their theme songs.
87.  You know the meaning behind each of the Ditzettes' theme songs and still believe that "Kryptonite" would have been a better choice for Psychoditz.
88.  You and your friends make references to penguins, monkeys, monsters, and underwear that no one else understands.
89.  At school you are known as a member of some sort of strange cult because of your "One by one the penguins steal my sanity" shirt.
90.  You and your friends all have these shirts and have considered getting them embroidered with your favorite Ditzette's names.
91.  You were an obsessive Rationalditz/Randomditz-shipper, until Loquaciousditz came into the picture.  You now think that Rationalditz is too good for Randomditz and should fall for Loquaciousditz.
92.  You are a Susan fan.
93.  You are a Jordan fan.
94.  You decide to take a page from reality and quote the series.
95.  Some see dead people.  Some see stupid people.  You see Ditzettes.
96.  Your one aspiration in life is to awaken as a Ditzette.
97.  You're an obsessive Superditz/Psychoditz-shipper and always knew Psychoditz would say yes when Superditz asked him to the prom, even though she didn't.
98.  When in doubt, you trust Cutieditz.
99.  You assume Hyperditz is always right about relationship advice.  Of course, when you started to unbutton your shirt while seeing "Lilo and Stitch", some parent had security called on you...
100.  You've unintentionally  incoorporated the phrase "That's a monkey" into your vocabulary.
101.  When people call you a psycho, your responce is "You make it sound like such a bad thing."
102.  You have Ditzettes pictures plastered all over your bedroom walls.
103.  You were distraught when you found out that Marshall's mega costume was NOT a chinchilla.
104.  You follow your principal around in case he tries to abduct tall skinny boys.
105.  You get your friends attention by calling them by a Ditzette name.
106.  You know exactly where Loquaciousditz and Geekyditz fit into the series.
107.  You think that all Ditzettes should have to know who TBP is before fighting any pegnuins, lest they accidentally attack him.
108.  You always knew Destructiveditz would awaken some day.
109.  Your favorite threat is "Shut up before I hit you with a fire extinguisher!"
110.  You believe your newest youth leader is an evil penguin.
111.  You believe most people around you are evil penguins.
112.  You fear alarm clocks.
113.  You believe that throwing markers at your comparative government teacher is a good idea.
114.  You fear paeleontologists.
115.  You are convinced that guy who came back to visit from college is an evil penguin who can control time.
116.  You freak out when you see a little girl running around and find out she has the same name as your best friend.
117.  You try to get your little cousin to make you invisible, or blow things up.
118.  You shout "DITZ POWER!" Every time you see your principal in the halls.
119.  You try to get into situations where you think a penguin might attack you, in the hopes that Destructiveditz will show up to save you.
120.  You understood why when Superditz/Unditz died.
121.  You read Mega episode XI.
122.  You mother has developed a penguin obsession.
123.  You sign things "Love SDitz" (or some variation on that theme...)
124.  People get creeped out when you and your friends all wear your penguin shirts at once.
125.  You cried when Loquaciousditz died.
126.  You actually know lots of random trivia on both Loquaciousditz and Geekyditz.
127.  You've started dressing all in black, with the exception of your shoes.  They're white.
128.  You read the ENTIRE LAST EPISODE without skimming Superditz's rant.
129.  When you take surveys that ask what kind of super powers you want to have, you say. "What do you mean? I can fly!"
130.  There is an ungodly ammount of penguin toys, clothes, etc, circulated through your group of friends during the holidays.
131.  You understand where Unditz comes from. 
132.  You think that Nathan is in your closet.
133.  The Narrator is your favorite character.
134.  You don't hear voices, you thought everyone could hear him.
135.  You continue your insistence that Rationalditz and Loquaciousditz are going to be the world's cutest couple some day.
136.  You want Randomditz to come back.
137.  You completely support the way the story ended, but still get the point.
138.  You've moved on to reading stories with fairies, purely because there's a guy named Tom Player in it.
139.  You've taken to making random ditzette fanfiction pairings. (This includes Loquacious/Geekyditz, Hyperditz/Spaceyditz, Baddieditz/Backgrounditz, TBP/Narrator...)
140.  You're being treated for withdrawl symptoms now that the series is over.
141.  You are currently talking to Loquaciousditz over AIM.
142.  You are a Joe fan.
143.  You know what all the MEGA songs are, why they are what they are, and don't skip any of them when you listen to the soundtrack.
144.  You write Ditzette song parodies.
145.  You can sing Loquaciousditz's song.
146.  You yell at girls named Natalie when you manage to Antarctica even with them around.
147.  You have one or more of the Ditzettes cell phone numbers.
148.  You say the word "CURSE!" every time you run into your crush.
149.  You were very happy when Baddieditz and Superditz stopped arguing so much.
150. You own a Marshall.
151.  Randomditz has inspired you to grow your hair long and donate it, even though you are a guy.
152.  You were in Band, but then joined bandfront instead, because more Ditzettes are on Bandfront than Band.
153.  You hang around Football games hoping you're playing against Strath Haven.
154.  You want to meet the Narrator.
155.  You have gone in search of the NNLA.
156.  You are glad that TBP has yet to learn to just say "ReDitz Power!" the first time, because you like seeing him in a serafuku.
157.  You hate Valentine's day and wear black that day to protest.
158.  You think Leon is hot, despite the fact that you've never met Leon.
159.  You think that being an expert at video games will one day help you save the world.
160.  You can pronounce "Nuo" correctly.
161.  You're convinced your pastor is a penguin.
162.  You spent a day in school wandering around and asking people about the color of the walls, and found that no one actually knows what color they are.
163.  You think all boys named Aaron are tall.
164.  You think that all boys named Justin are short.
165.  You can actually keep all the Bens in the story straight.
166.  You were not at all surprised when Joe awakened as Gamerditz.
167.  You wear a giant gameboy on your chest.
168.  You wear a Jesus fish necklace even though you don't know what it stands for.
169.  You try to talk to anvils.
170.  It is your goal in life to build a giant ray gun.
171.  You think your boyfriend is trying to take over the world.
172.  You believe it is your job to prevent the above mentioned goal of your boyfriend.
173.  You know what hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is.
174.  You have porphyrophobia.
175.  You noted a large ammount of Superditz/Narrator shippage in the series, and have written a very strange fan fiction to point it out.
176.  You plot to put bras in the backpacks of the track team and newspaper staff for fun.
177.  You use your orchestra music as weaponry.
178.  You search pictures of the Eiffel Tower, hoping to find a black box beneath it.
179.  Your sister's teddy bear keeps ordering you around.
180.  You and your friends have sing alongs in hope that TBP will come along and sing for you.
181.  You build fires in hopes of attracting penguin possessed teenage boys.
182.  You were excited to see Natalie's writing parodied in the series.
183.  You were excited to see Douglas Adams' work parodied in the series.
184.  You think that all the girls around are discussing how your older brother is hot.
185.  When the track team comes back muddy and bloody, you get concerned that they've been attacked by a penguin. 
186.  You noticed the one time that TBP's real name was said in the entire series, even though it wasn't in context.
187.  You think your friend's little brother is incredibly happy all the time.
188.  You go to see your friend off to the prom and start laughing hysterically when her date sits down in her living room, because it makes you think of a scene from Superditz...
189.  You're significantly less paranoid when your friends start laughing when they say "you remember that scene where..."
190.  You get why Superditz keeps walking into things in the author's fanfic.
191.  You want to work as a file clerk at a hospital.
192.  You know what a Graduate Guardian is.
193.  You feel like you know the Ditzettes, but you've never met any of them.
194.  You think your friend's little brother is trying to kill him.
195.  You hang around trashy hair salons hoping TBP will show up.
196.  You fear workers at Starbucks.
197.  You're convinced "CFO" means "Chief Fish Officer"
198.  You know what an Evil Fish is.
199.  You think your superiors are all either Fish or Penguins.
200.  You're convinced your youth minister is going to kidnap your best friend and stuff her in a mountain dew bottle.
201.  You don't get pictures taken at the prom because you believe they will cause the world to end.
201.  You believe car thieves are all possessed by evil penguins, and therefore don't report your car stolen..
202.  You believe long words and temporal paradoxes are normal weaknesses.
203.  You find frequent and usually inappropriate uses for the phrase "AW! THEY SHOULD KISS!!!!"
204.  You threatened several people's lives when the Pilfering-Of-Automobiles penguin hit the scene.
205.  You get your hot blond guyfriends to shout "Ditz Power" in hopes that they will morph into Studlyditz.
206.  You call all Stephens "Sven".
207.  You try to bribe your 14 year old brother with ice cream... and it works!
208.  When you hear strange Biblical interpretations, you attribute it to a penguin.
209.  You frequent presbyterian churches because they seem to be attacked by penguins a lot.
210.  You know what everything on this list refers to.
211.  You've read this entire list saying "There's nothing wrong with that" after every one.
212.  You helped to write this list.


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