And why the Breakfast Club loves them!
1. Andy Pettitte. Derek Jeter. Okay a lot of hotties. Enough said.
2. 61* is based on the Yankees.
3. They just rock, okay?
4. Their World Series stats are 26 wins to 11 losses.
5. Everyone loves New York City, 'specially us!
6. We have unlimited access to all things Yankee.
7. That includes over a thousand dollars in memorbilia. Why waste that!?
8. It pisses a lot of people off, something we do well!
9. Shepard Smith, Jimmy Fallon, and Barry Pepper do...okay, a lot of people do.
10. BECAUSE WE CAN!
1. Boston Red Sox-okay, what Yankee fan in their right mind likes them?
2. Anaheim Angels-grrr...thank you, Andy. We appreciate your effort last year.
3. Cincinnati Reds-we love our hidden agenda.
4. Any Canadian team-Canada is just not right for the American game.
5. Arizona Diamondbacks-you beat us in our time of need!!
Side note: What the hell is a Red Sox? Or a Diamondback? Or an Expo?
They are to sports what Tiger Woods (see www.tigerwoodsisgod.com) is to golf...what Jordan was to basketball...what cheese is to life...you get the picture.
"Shut up, Marbles, you are unlikeable..."--Teddy Deserve in Knockaround Guys
1. Shepard Smith
2. Jimmy Fallon
3. Er...all the people who play for the Yankees
4. Barry Pepper
5. Billy Crystal
6. 50 Cent
7. Britney Spears
8. Well Jennifer Lopez should since she's from the Bronx aka the Yankees' home
9. Thomas Jane aka the guy who played Mickey Mantle
10. Okay, so all the guys who played people in 61*
Right, it's such an obvious list. We know.
My Extra-Special Top 10 Yankee Players by Ditz McKee
1. Andy Pettitte
2. Derek Jeter (actually that was sort of a tie but wtf)
3. Jorge Posada
4. Roger Maris
5. Yogi Berra (especially in the Yao Ming commercial!)
6. Mickey Mantle
7. Jason Giambi
8. Bernie Williams (but he's NOT SEXY, People Magazine. Got that?)
9. Alfonso Soriano
10. Roger Clemens (he won 300, I HAVE to put him here!)
Shepard Smith, Barry Pepper, Sorority Life/Fraternity Life, American Idol, Clay Aiken, fire, spontaneous combustion, fire eating for fun and profit, Lilo and Stitch, umm...thinking about how cool it'd be to marry a mobster...right. I'll shut up now.