This months issue

30th April 05

Got us the forums working guys! just click "message boards" and your there :)

29th April 05

Last couple of days I have been phoning in to a local radio station called Hallam FM, now theres a show on every night between 11pm and 1am, this guy is really intelligent and witty, I reccomend you listen to him wherever you are :) Listen to the radio station here

Remember, thats 11pm till 1am that Nick is on, you might hear me phoning up :)

28th April 05

This just speaks for itself... this ones a bit slow at first but the others are the best - you can experience the full experience of the forum pvp'ers - the [ME] guild!! (first time I actually seen them in game)

Me Guild vs D-F players (RZR)

OH MY GOD, this one is the best though, so hilarity! :P

Me Guild owned again players (RZR)

ANDNDDDD Just before you thought it couldn't get any funnier :P

Me Guild owned... again (RZR)

For those of you who dont have razor I uploaded the best movie in flash...

Flash Version Have fun [ME]!

About bloody time! Morti vs Entombed.. (very short duel!) Yessss I'm getting back on track now, check this 15 second duel. (RZR)

25th April 05

Yes - here you go sirs! This is the new face of UO. PLS Don't kill this guy because he rocks.

Spider in deathrobe:

And its Mortimer attempting to play BASS!

24th April 05

Still kinda new to pvp but i'm getting back into the swing of field pvp just need to work on duels :( Heres a duel for you guys me vs marshall: Mort Vs Marshall I will be uploading a pic of me attempting to play bass later :P more vids to come.

23rd April 05

I wanted to rant today about some shit or other but after talking with ***** it must have slipped my mind, people say don't go chasing waterfalls but if the waterfall is flowing your way then I wonder what will happen if I just float along with it?

Uh Sorry for the tacky sausage photo and 2 minute type up yesterday that took no effort and I look like I need shooting in that photo, so deleted it :)was gonna leave it up but its a real bad photo

**EDIT** In fact wtf it's a funny photo so I put it back up ?:|?

Something is happening to me and I don't quite know how to describe it, at first I thought I may be going thru the male version of PMT but it's deeper than that. I will get a section up for u guys who just like to watch the videos instead of listening to my ramblings

By writing things down it helps me stop my head from confusing me (bet your thinking, yeah what a headcase!) Well its 2am and i'm up for work soon so I should get some sleep, not even had a bath :|

22nd April 05>

Trying to figure out how to cook these wierd goddam possessed sausages, finished result? a smoky kitchen, me being annoyed and the wierdest photo ever seen,

21st April 05>

Sup hippies.. Went to this head banging thing last night was good fun.. This dude had some brown stuff (sounds dodgy) but he had some brown stuff in a small tin so I sniffed some as everyone else was doing it... It was just snuff :| Guess ppl shouldn't be that easily influenced eh? Glad that's all it was now I think about it... But indeed.. a very good night.

Heard this on the radio the other day after having a uhm very depressing day lets leave it at that, Nothing brings me to tears but no idea why but this song made me cry. Wanted to share that with you.

Love mOrTi :) Mister Lonely All I can say is do not listen to this if your depressed.....

20th April 05>

You know I woke up this morning and wasn't late for work for once? Saying I was up 'till 4am playing UO with Pilgrim and Sir X thats damned good for me, It's a bit of a pain but D-F Is currently Chaos at the moment and it takes 7 days to change to standard before we can start PK'ing etc.

I think Zurin was a bit annoyed about the video that I uploaded about him (see below) because everytime I flagged grey he was up my ass with a power spear... He kept running away 'cos Smooth Criminal (the thief) kept harrasing him, that guy is hilarious... Anyway off out tonight so no UO for me!

19th April 05>

Never ever ask anyone if they can lend you 20p... Lightning wands rock.. the new guard runner slayer.. Only problem is I got TOO obsessed with the lightning wand :( so died... watch HERE

19th April 05

!!Hilarity!!

Just been playing with the razor packet video thingy.. well anyway recorded quite a long pvp video, you need to have latest version of razor for it to work, anyways nothing exciting but Zurin dies in the end of it so here you go.. Zurin gets pwned.

More vids to come (better ones hopefully!)

18th April 05

I will be going to a gig in sheffield this wednesday with Spider - here is a link to his band, taste of shotgun... Is pretty cool stuff.. for those of you who don't know spider, he's the guy in the far left hand side of the pic - people also know him as "the 6 string base guy" Taste Of Shotgun

//Clocking out its now 4am - Morti. Nighters. So this is what people do when the DFI shard is down? No but seriously, this link freaked me out today... The russians and americans start firing missiles above the atlantic for no apparent reason... take a look:

Just because I know it will annoy them, here you go: who are the mystery guests??!?

It's Shin at the top there with his bunny rabbit, and Jen at the bottom with her stubble... You guys love me really

17th April 05

OMG ITS MORT!!!11111

15th April 05

Hi guys, I think it's time we all met up again and had a place to post our views etc.. I am changing this website for all members, perhaps adding a forum and improving the links etc. later on but for now so long as there is some basic info. up here thats all that matters.

If you have any PvP clips/screenshots/photos you want uploading I will be adding a section for that later on also...

Anyone that has been in D-F Before is welcome to rejoin as I still consider you all members.... Contact me if you want your name displaying here, we will also be adding photos etc. later on. Love Morti