WELCOME TO THE SHORT STORY SECTION OF THIS PAGE!!!

This dog couldn't get her property through her house entrance...... so what could she do? Of course, she soon broke the branch into twigs... what a smart pup! Although it took two days straight, she has 100 nice, fat sticks now.... and those are just the ones buried in the yard!

This pup may SEEM playful... cause' she is! So playful, she chased a cat up a tree, climbed the tree, and licked the cat! Once, this pup ate her master's left sock...... WHOLE!!!

So, are you sick of puppies yet? Well, if you are, you'll be glad to hear this "pup" is a full-grown dog! He never grew up! This dog is playful, small, and cute! If he stays like this the rest of his life, well... the rest of his life will never come!!!

One fancy tag, huh? This tag is owned by Furry Beast, the richest dog in the world!!! Every time a girl dog sees the collar, they fall in love with Furry Beast!!! What a lucky Lab!!!

Poor, poor dog! He was ran over TWICE...... And that was just this week! He didn't have a mark on him strangely..... this dog is kinda' like a super dog!!!

Although the REAL super dog is Rex, the flying, lazer-vision pup!!!

(Actually Rex is a normal Golden Retriever who got into the laundry basket.... but let's pretend he really is super Rex just for fun! )

Ooh, la la! This dog is in love with a handsome French poodle and will do ANYTHING to win him over!!!!! Although, this runt of the litter Sheepdog will never have a chance with the handsome French Poodle!

If you say this dog is a cartoon, you're right! And he appears EVERYWHERE in the famous TV series, Spot the Dalmatian and Fuzzy Friends. You never heard of it, huh? Well, that's because there is a secret satellite for advanced dogs living on an uncharted island!!!

Fang, this guard dog, is not fierce at all! The only scary thing about Fang is the fact that his name is dangling from his mouth!

Well, this little mini Poodle LOVES to surf the web! Even though she is only 3 months old, this pup knows more then her master!!!

These crazy mutts fill up the whole room, no spaces! This is yet another show from the dog satellite called The DNA dogs. This is a clip from the show.

TO THE ADOPTION SECTION OF THE PAGE!!!

Well, this is a wild dog from Africa! The Salmon family found it in their back-yard yesterday and do not want it ANYMORE!!!!

INFO:

Height: 2'4

weight: 20 lbs.

sex: female

spayed/neutered: she came from the wilderness of Africa... GUESS!

This boy scared this pup until it bit his face off........ an it's for 100$.

INFO:

Height: 1/2 a foot

weight: 3 lbs

sex: female

spayed/neutered: yes

age: 4 months

this dog is VERY rare, two left in the world. (male and female) Sales for 1,005$

INFO:

Height: 3 ft.

weight: 30 lbs.

sex: male

spayed/neutered: no

age: 5 years

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

Cocobean

I have a puppy,

Who acts like a shark.

Every time someone walks by...

BARK, BITE, BARK!

One day as I was playing outside,

With my tiny pup,

She dug a deep, deep hole in the ground,

And ate all the roots up!

As my puppy slept and slept,

Down the stairs I quietly crept.

CREAK! Went the stair,

BARK! Went the pup.

Those eyes were too cute,

I picked the puppy up!

SNAP! Went the jaws.

OW! Went I,

And then I screamed,

“Why me, WHY?!”

by Jamie

Salty Dog Blues

Lyrics: Traditional
Music: Traditional

Played by Jerry Garcia with the Black Mountain Boys in March 1964, and before that by the Hart Valley Drifters in November 1962.

Thanks to Matt Scholfield for the lyrics from the Black Mountain Boys version:

I was standing on the corner with the low-down blues
Great big hole in the bottom of my shoes
Baby let me be your salty dog

Let me be your salty dog
Or I won't be your man at all
Honey let me be your salty dog

I was down in wild wood sitting on a log
Finger on the trigger [and eye on hog]
Honey let me be your salty dog

Let me be your salty dog
Or I won't be your man at all
Honey let me be your salty dog

Now look here Sal I know you
Run down [stocking] and a worn-out shoe
Honey let me be your salty dog

Let me be your salty dog
Or I won't be your man at all
Honey let me be your salty dog

I pulled the trigger and the gun said go
Shot fell over in Mexico
Honey let me be your salty dog

Let me be your salty dog
Or I won't be your man at all
Honey let me be your salty dog

Now let me be your salty dog
Or I won't be your man at all
Honey let me be your salty dog

Futher Information
For more information on recordings see Matt Schofield's Grateful Dead Family Discography

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