Report written by bestbest in Sam's forum on Aug 2005

Went to H city on Friday and returned on Sunday...

Have to say that it was a good trip except the 4 hours delay for the home coming flight on Sunday.

Whatever, upon arrival at Hatyai Airport on Friday, I was given the option to take a taxi (exclusive) for 260bt or airport van (shared) for 70bt. What the heck....decided to pamper myself...went for the taxi la.

Bought the hotel voucher from Chan Travel (next to Grand Plaza Hotel) for 860bt. Walked to New Season Hotel for check in. Room fresh and nice...one big mirror at the bathroom..not bad.

Wasted no time...decided to pamper myself again...went to Jin Cen (Golden City) for the top grade sharkfin and bird nest at 630bt after 10% discount. After that, started an unguided tour to See Kim Yong...took me about 10 minutes to walk there.

Have to say that the situation was quite pathetic with only an average of 4 gals at each joint....price (without guide) is either 1500bt or 2000bt. Unfortunately, all 5/10 in look except at Andrew's which showcased me a 7/10 standard hailing from Bangkok. Did not eventually take her..she was too good for me la...hehehe.

Next tour to Chanivate...took a motorbike ride (20bt for tourists like us) there. More joints but just as pathetic except for Suriya at Soi 3. Captain told me that because of police checks, they had to hide those below 18 year old and those non-thais. Anyway, I am no sucker for the very young or those hailing from Mymmar. But was wondering why the normal stock still so low. Anyway, at Suriya, spotted another 7/10 standard..fair and looks like a chinese. Captain told me her name is Ah Nam Pien...wasted no time and decided on her...1500bts.

Told Captain to despatch her later while I proceeded to Sakura Grand View for a 2 hours thai massage (200bts voucher). Massage so so only and I thought that this masseur who is in her 30s could do better.

After massage, returned to hotel for a good soak at the long bath. Then knock, knock and knock..there came Nam Pien..

Look: 7.5/10 (even better than at Suriya)
Boobs: 5/10 (oh no, A only)
Attitude: 6/10 (quite talkative)
FJ: 5.5/10 (not sure her moaning real or bluff)
BJ: nothing

Evening time....proposed that we had seafood dinner. She said anything ah hia. Out of tourist belt and opposite SGV (still tourist belt?), had BBQ crabs, big head prawns, tong yam seafood, chilli/garlic kangkong and steamed promfret. Couldn't remember damages but could remember big head prawns not cheap...almost 600bt per kg...could get half as cheap in Bkk..live and kicking somemore.

Asked her to return to hotel first. I then went to emperor next to talk cock with an old time friend. Too tired for any more bonking after that but had a good sound sleep. When finally rise and shine, only to say good morning and bye Ah Nam Pien...thanking her for the time of course.

Breakfast was good...enjoyed the sweet and crispy roti prata with condensed milk and down it with tea tarik. Went for a haircut and facial at one of the saloons.

Time for massage...bought 2 hours oil massage for 640bts at SGV

Picked No. 94...ok in look (about 6/10) and in her 30s. Was led to the third level with high beds...'ordered' to strip everything with only a towel to hide my didi.

One of the BESTBEST oil massage I ever had. Very appropriate pressure, smooth and systematic. Also very good stomach massage...not too painful and very relieving type of feeling..never had that good massage before and not even in Singapore or Malaysia. Believe me please, I am not exaggerating...the oil massage was damn good and value for money also. Gave her a good tip after that.

No. 94 told me that the gals from the thai massage joints at SGV, Hatyai Central and Novetel are not allowed to 'lak kai' (not sure correct terminology or not...hanky panky btw). Anyway, no intention to lak kai with her in the first place..enjoyed her massage more than anything else. On the way out, saw No. 142, a changmai beauty (7/10 from far)..made it a point to try her the next round.

Guess many of you bros would have known, SGV has the best selection of gals but the boss would not allow any home or even rather hotel delivery service not even at SGV hotel itself.

Anyway, was also told that the gals from LGP not bad with delivery service and even with lak kai. Btw, LGP was quite crowded with a lot of tourists from Malaysia and even China...din hear anything about the murder case. Whatever, was there to enjoy.

Lunch appointment at Hong Yock with my good old friend. Not bad and not too cheap but we both ended up 'fighting' to pay for the bill.

Spent a bit of time shopping for cheap leather belts, wallets and shoes..not more dirt cheap price anymore even the bargaining. What the heck, just to immerse myself in the hot and special atmosphere at the central market.

Went to LGP thai massage and saw this beauty. Told captain to send her to my hotel room later. Back at the hotel room, after a soak in the bath tub, rested on the bed while waiting for a good massage. Arrival of beauty (promised her not to mention her name and number)..she could only do thai massage and not yet qualified for oil massage. Anyway, her thai massage quite ok but some 'accidental' contacts with my didi at times. I then asked if any of the gals from LGP who would do lak kai...she just smiled and put her hand directly on my didi...wow wow but prefered not to go into details after all promised not to reveal her name or number. But of course, basic health/safety precautions all taken...a big tip for the job done and declining her kind intention to help me wash up.

Had a light dinner and a very tasty fish maw soup before proceeding to stock up some beers for the last night at H City. Have to say very cheap beer, one can of Ice Beer is only 260bts (about S$1.10). Went to Emperor to talk cock with my friend. Show time ended and decided to go solo for the night...bought some grilled cuttlefish, mini fried crabs and BBQ balls to hotel room. Alamak, missed the Chelsea-Spurs match. Never mind, enjoyed the beer (not bad and very smooth) and the snack before knocking off.

Woke up a little late the next morning. Had some light porridge and bird nest for a late breakfast. Went to book a taxi to airport..at Chan Travel, 150bts (can leave at anytime) but at Lovely, 200bts (earlier time) or 220bts (later time). Anyway, my friend called and volunteered to take me to the airport before I made the booking.

Nothing worth mentioning after that and not even my trip to Pinky Lady with my friend. Price between 1300bts and 1600bts, limited stock and none caught our attention. Had another good round of oil massage at SGV by No. 94 again..No. 142 was not around btw. No regrets anyway.

A light dinner with my friend before moving on to the airport. An unexpected long wait at the airport before home sweet home..home at 3am instead of 11 pm.